Story: Am i losing my mind?

Rating: M

Summary: Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida

Warning: This story is Yaoi, if you don't like yaoi please read another story.

Disclaimer: I only own the story line, i own nothing else!

The two Akatsuki members fell asleep were they were. Hidan was now calmed down so much, that he had fallen asleep. Kakuzu, was the first to fall asleep, though, and that was because he was with Hidan. The two slept silently.

Hidan opened his eyes and looked around. At the moment he was confused. He didn't know what was happening at the moment. He turned his head and looked up at Kakuzu. Hidan's eye softened. He was kinda happy that Kakuzu was Neko.

He watched as Kakuzu opened his eyes. Hidan and Kakuzu stared at each other for a moment, both of them staying in silence.

Hidan let out a little sigh and leaned his head against Kakuzu's chest. Kakuzu stayed silent for a moment. Kakuzu's lip curled into a small smile. Kakuzu was happy about this. Hidan didn't seem to be angry at him anymore. It was nice.

Kakuzu closed his eyes and sighed. He ran his hand through Hidan's silver hair. Hidan nuzzled his head into Kakuzu's chest.

Then, the door opened slightly. " 'Ello un." The blond bomber said. Hidan and Kakuzu jumped away from each other and stared at him. Deidara had a smug looking smile on his face. "Don't worry un. I know about that already un." Deidara said.

Hidan and Kakuzu let out a sigh. Hidan turned to Deidara for a moment. "So, what're you here for anyways?" Hidan asked. Deidara stared at him for a moment. "Well un. I have something very important to tell you... it has to do with Kakuzu turning into a cat un..." Deidara said.

Deidara stared at the ground as the other two Akatsuki members stared at him. Deidara took in a nice deep breath and looked up. "It's Sasori and Konan's fault un." Deidara said. Hidan and Kakuzu stared at Deidara for a moment, then glanced at each other.

"How did he do it?" Kakuzu asked.

Deidara stared at him for a moment. "Well un... He put something in your heart Medicine un." Deidara said. Kakuzu stared at Deidara for a moment, then turned to Hidan. "I knew it!" Kakuzu all of a sudden yelled, scaring both the blond and the albino.

Deidara sighed in relief. "Well un. I'm going. Don't tell Sasori-Danna i told you this un." Deidara said. The blond turned quickly and left the room before anyone could say anything. Hidan's eye twitched. "I'm still not used to this shit." Hidan said. Kakuzu snorted, and Hidan glared at him.

"I guess it's a love-hate relation ship?" Kakuzu asked. Hidan smiled. "Yeah." Hidan mumbled.

Hidan closed his eye for a moment and then stared up at Kakuzu. "I love you." Hidan mumbled. He leaned fore ward and kissed him on the cheek. Kakuzu blushed. Hidan smiled at him.

The Two Akatsuki Lovers walked out of hidan's room and walked down the hallway. Both stopped as the door to Sasori's room opened and the red head and the blue haired woman walked out.

The four of the akatsuki members stared at each other. Hidan gritted his teeth. He needed to know why they did this to Kakuzu. Hidan was sure that Kakuzu was wondering the same thing. The two lovers gritted there teeth at the same time. Hidan and Kakuzu closed there eyes for a moment, then opened them.

Hidan and Kakuzu stared at the other two akatsuki members. Kakuzu's eyes narrowed.

"So, this was all part of a plan you two made?" Kakuzu yelled.

The other two akatsuki members smirked.

The red headed man's grey eyes stared at the two of them for a moment, before turning to his friend.

The woman with him smiled. "Oh what? You should be more grateful don't you think?" She asked. Hidan stepped forward.

"Grateful my Ass!" The Albino man yelled.

Sasori frowned. Konan took a step back, just in case they decided to attack.

Kakuzu growled, Hidan grabbed his scythe quickly. Sasori now took a step fore ward.

Konan smiled and walked a couple steps foreward. "Oh, come on! You know you can't hurt me! Leader loves me!" Konan said, she laughed.

Kakuzu and Hidan took a step back, nither of them wanting the Akatsuki leader to boot them out.

Konan laughed again.

"ENOUGH!"

All four akatsuki members turned towards the direction of the voice.

There, in the middle of the hallway, was the Leader.

Leader's eye narrowed.

He glared at Konan, then to Sasori.

"Get out. Now." Leader said.

Sasori's eyes widened. Konan stared at him.

"Y-you can't do this to me!" Konan yelled.

Leader stared at her. "Oh, and you're going to actually say that? Think about it." Leader said.

Sasori and Konan turned around as quickly as they could and bolted out of the akatsuki base. Everyone knew that in a couple of days they'd be aloud back in anyway.

Leader gave a sigh. He looked at Kakuzu and Hidan. "Hm. So i guess you can stand each other now right?" Leader asked.

Hidan and Kakuzu glanced at each other, then turned to leader and nodded.

Leader smiled. "Good. You have a new mission." Leader said.

Both Hidan and Kakuzu sweat dropped. This was going to be a long, long, long, long, long, long, long day. Seriously.

THE END.

Note from the author: Yeah, i know. The ending was bad. But that's not my fault... Well actually it is, but whatever. Hope you liked the story! I sure did. :D Please review and tell me if you liked the ending or not. :3