X-Files and Californication Cross-over
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Rating: M- Mature scenes, language, and some dirty humor
Summary: Mulder has stumbled across having a closely-related cousin in California that he has never even heard about. What happens when the two finally meet, and Scully gets dragged into the middle? Humor, Chaos, and Romance all in one! MSR
This is Life
Chapter 2
On the plane towards their destination in California, the ride was less than pleasant. Mulder kept driving Scully insane with his incessant habit of eating and spitting out of sunflower seeds and kept turning up his music to an unbearable level for his own ears, but decided it was worth it seeing Scully's reactions towards him.
'If I can just make it three more hours without killing him, of jumping him and taking that sorry excuse for a man right now in our seats...
Now where in the hell did that come from? Calm down Dana!'
Scully was slightly blushing about her small revelation, but sadly, it did not go unnoticed by Mulder.
"What's wrong G-woman? You looked flushed."
"Nothing Mulder, go back to sleep, it's nothing important."
"I'm sure it's nothing...come here."
Mulder pressed the back of his hand against her burning cheek and forehead, making Scully flush with dizzyness. Scully felt as if she were floating towards Mulder. Mulder then caressed the side of her face, leaning closer to her awaiting lips. Scully's breath quickened as she felt herself drift closer to him, almost feeling like a magnetic force was pulling her in the right direction. Just as they were a mere few inches away from eachother...
"Attention passengers! We have shortened the flight to your liking today and we will be arriving shortly. Thank you for flying with JFK Airlines!"
Mulder and Scully pulled away from eachother as fast as lightning whimpering at what could have been.
'There is no way that my beautiful partner could possibly feel the same about me as I feel about her. God she is breathtaking! Her hair looks so amazingly soft, oh how I wish I could run my fingers through it, so firery in color. Much like her personality. And Christ that mouth that I have only dreamed about, kissing, licking, and hell even sucking places that only I can envision during a late night of lonely sleep.'
As Mulder was helplessly thinking of his partner, he had to make a sudden shift in his seat as he felt an arousing but yet painful erection making it's presence known in his snugly fit jeans. Even as Mulder put his hand in his pocket to situate himself, he had to bite his lower lip in efforts to keep himself from moaning out Scully's name.
It was Scully's turn to be concerned.
"Mulder, are you alright? I thought I had it bad when it came to flying."
"Yea, I'll be fine, I just need to run to the bathroom for a minute."
Mulder jumped out of his seat, eager to get away from Scully for a moment, so she doesn't see the tent in his pants. Mulder reached the bathroom and made sure the door was locked before bringing down his pants in an effort to some how relieve himself. His hand slowly made his way down his stomach, and reached his personal area where he started stroking from the base of the shaft, to the tip. He started picking up the pace because he didn't want to stay in there to long and have anyone suspect as to why he is in there so long. He brought his other hand up to his mouth and bit down on his knuckle in order to keep from moaning in pleasure.
Scully sat pondering on Mulder's abrupt actions.
'What is wrong with me? I just about got carried away and kissed my partner! You have got to reign in your emotions before you do something you might regret in the long run!'
Mulder made his way back to his seat, feeling slightly better.
'I have got to stop this, I don't think it's healthy...' Mulder chuckled to himself.
"Are you feeling any better Mulder?"
'If only you knew half of what I just did, about what you do to me...' "Yea I am feeling much better."
"Did Hank say if he was going to meet us at the airport or at a different location?" Scully asked, quickly changing the subject.
"He said that he will meet us in the airport lobby, but I have to give him a call, informing him of our early arrival."
"Alright then."
The rest of the flight flew by without any other incident. Mulder closed his eyes and laid his head back, trying to drown out the all of the other noise around him. Upon arriving at the airport, Mulder helped Scully get her luggage, along with his own, and tried to find a place to sit and rest for a minute while Mulder called up his cousin Hank. After hanging up, they sat in silence together waiting for Hank's impending arrival.
"Hey is that you Fox?" Came a voice in the distance.
Mulder had turned around upon hearing his first name being called out.
"Yes, and who exactly would like to know?"
"It's me you ass, Hank." Hank retorted.
"Oh, hey Hank." Mulder replied sheepishly.
"And who is this fine example of a woman?"
"This is my partner, Special Agent Dana Scully."
"This is not the partner I imagined you bringing."
"Well, who did you think I was bringing?"
Hank replied with honesty, "A man, or an ugly woman."
"Gee thanks, I feel so welcomed here." Scully piped up.
"Aww sweetheart, you know you're pretty easy on the eyes, I'm glad you're you and not a man."
Mulder didn't like where this conversation was heading so he tried to divert the conversation elsewhere.
"And who is this young lady beside you?"
"This is my daughter Becca."
Becca quickly stepped in, "My actual name is Rebecca, but if you're nice enough you too can call me Becca."
"Lovely offspring isn't she?" Hank chuckled, "Well, let's get these two homewreckers on to my humble abode."
Hank led the three of them out to his beaten up Porche.
"Be proud of him, he actually cleaned out the car for you." Becca chided.
Mulder and Scully settled themselves into the backseat of the car, while Becca jumped up front alongside her father.
"So where exactly do you live Mr. Moody?" Scully asked.
"Please, no formalities, just call me Hank, and as for where I live its just a place that I call home sweet home."
The rest of the car ride to Hank's place was uneventful. Except for the sounds of Mulder chewing on sunflower seeds, noone else made a sound.
Hank led Mulder and Scully on a small tour of his house.
"This is the lovely dining area, just fucking peachy considering I never eat in it. And down that hallway is where I reside, and the room across from it is where Becca sleeps..."
"And where are we supposed to sleep for the week?" Scully had asked.
"You two are going to love this." Hank replied, with a glimmer of mischeif in his eyes.
Hank led them through the house to a room with a small couch bed, a tv, and a walk-in bathroom.
"This is your honeymoon suite. It's the best I can do right now, so you better damn well like it."
Mulder and Scully blushed about ten different shades of red.
"I only have one rule in my house. Stay the hell out of my room. Only me and my daughter can venture in there. If you hear any sounds coming out of there, nine times out of ten, it probably is what you think it is. I wouldn't venture in on you and Dana in your throes of pleasure..."
"Agent Scully and I's relationship is strictly platonic." Mulder interrupted.
"Look Fox, I don't care what happens behind closed doors. It's LA. Anything can happen. I should know first hand."
'Sharing a bed with Scully all week? I'm surely going to lose control.'
Hank watched as they both gave eachother longing looks of love, and surely lust.
"How long have you two been working together anyways?" Hank asked, interrupting their gaze.
"About six years." Mulder answered back.
'Six years? And not even a single screw around? My cousin has got to be some kind of dork.' Hank concluded his thoughts.
"And ya'll never screwed around?"
"Relationships are strictly against Bureau code." Scully said, looking forlorn.
"So even though you do everything together, you don't do everything together?" Hank pried.
"We are just friends Hank." Scully concluded.
'She so wants him. It's written all over her pretty little face.' Hank chuckled at his thoughts.
"Well, I don't care if you all fuck eachother or not, just keep your door closed. You might want to anyways, it gets kind of hot at night, and if you leave the door closed, it stays pretty cool."
"Alright Hank, well, we have had a long day, so we are going to turn in for the night." Mulder said.
Mulder was desperate to get some sort of sleep but pondered how he would do that with Scully at his side.
A/N: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I've been busy with college papers, and what not. But here's a good sized chapter for ya. I have chapter 3 written that I will type up and post again later on in the week, after I make sure I have all my work done first and foremost! Thanks for my reviews! Glad to hear you all like it! How am I doing so far? Was this a good chapter? I hope so, because the next chapter is really good! If you want it, just send a review my way, and badabing badaboom! It'll be there. Hehehe. Cookies to my reviewers!
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