X-Files and Californication Cross-over

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Rating: M- Mature scenes, language, and some dirty humor

Summary: Mulder has stumbled across having a closely-related cousin in California that he has never even heard about. What happens when the two finally meet, and Scully gets dragged into the middle? Humor, Chaos, and Romance all in one! MSR

Warning: "Self-love" ahead, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

This is Life

Chapter 3

Scully grabbed her bathing supplies and a long white t-shirt, it came down past her knees because she was so tiny, to take a quick shower and get to bed.

'I sure am tired of playing games with Mulder, does he feel the same way about me as I do him? God it's killing me! Maybe I should tread some water tonight.'

Scully got into the shower with a warm sensation wading through her as she thought of all the things she would love to do to Mulder, everything from exploring that hot pouty mouth of his, to exploring other parts of his male anatomy.

Mulder had sat on their small bed while listening to the low hum of the shower.

'Thank God I showered first. Women take to damn long...'

His inner self had piped up, 'But you know you would wait an eternity for her, if she cast a glance your way.'

'Yea I know, hey wait a minute, I think it's a bit crazy if I suddenly start talking to myself...'

Mulder made his way to his side of the bed nad rested his head against the pillows. The shower had long been turned off, so it was a matter of time before Scully would emerge from the bathroom.

Scully had opted not to wear a bra and underwear underneath her one layer of clothing. She was feeling very devilish and she wanted to show Mulder just how desirable she could be. Scully walked out of the bathroom with her auborn hair dripping down the sides of her t-shirt, the chill of the air making her nipples stand at attention, that did not go unnoticed. Mulder was aching inside just to touch her, but since she wasn't lookin directly at him, he figured he would fake sleep, until sleep actually over took him in the end.

Scully saw his "sleeping" form to be absolutely beautiful. She slowly climbed into the bed, careful not to "wake" him from his slumber and gently leaned against him with her back to his chest.

Finally feeling close to sleep, Scully could have sworn that she felt something incessantly press into her lower back. Scully, suddenly feeling curious, moved her hand to her back, and made a slow descendent to find out what the object poking her was. She kept going lower until she found what she was looking for. She gasped as she felt something twitch in her hand.

'This cannot be what I think this is...oh my God it's Mulder's...'

Scully was shocked, but some what pleased, that even asleep, Mulder was having an erection.

'I could have some serious fun here...'

Scully slowly ran her fingers down his length, careful not to wake him.

"Uh...yes...Scully more..."

Scully froze upon the moment she heard him moan out her name in the thick accent of desire. She had never heard that tone of voice, especially when he said her name that way and it surprisingly aroused her. Her nipples began to ache and she began to grow quite wet in her center. Scully started a slow rhythm of moving up and down on his quite hard shaft, and she felt herself getting quite anxious to relieve herself, if Mulder couldn't do it for her, so she took matters into her own hands, figuratively, and literally.

She moved her free hand down between her legs, and bit back a moan as she inserted two fingers in herself.

'This is as close as we're probably ever going to get.' Scully thought with a tad of sadness.

Scully finished herself off faster than she anticipated, and because she didn't want to alarm Mulder, she purposely didn't finish Mulder off and gave him a final squeeze and let him go. He gave a grunt of dissatisfaction of not being able to finish, but none-the-less stayed asleep, which finally led to Scully drifting off to sleep herself.

Mulder woke up the next morning still apparently suffering from last night's dream.

'But it felt so real, I seriously don't think I was doing this myself last night.'

Mulder opened his eyes and what a site that beheld him. Scully was laying with her head on his chest, and her long white t-shirt had risen op over the course of the night, revealing a lovely view of her upper thigh, and the bottom part of her creamy white ass. When it finally clicked that she wasn't wearing any underwear, he layed there frozen as he thought of all the possible scenarios that would go through her head when she woke up. He looked down and saw that he also had a hand on her breast and felt like he was trapped because he couldn't move because she looked so peaceful sleeping there, but it made his erection really strain against the soft material of his boxers begging for a release, of any kind.

Mulder fought an internal battle, but was soon interrupted when Scully shifted her form until she was laying on him fully, his erection on her belly, softly poking her, but without rest, with her head resting in the crook of his neck.

"Mmm Mulder..." Scully called out softly in her sleep.

Mulder wasn't sure if she was conscious of their current postion, but he certainly wasn't complaining. Without a solution to fix things, Mulder just sighed and closed his eyes to try to get some more sleep. All the while thinking about how sexy he thought his name sounded when she said it even in the most deep of sleep.

A few hours later they both were awoken by the sound of Hank shouting an endless list of curse words because he accidently ran into something.

"Holy shit, I am going to kill whoever decided to put that table there!" Hank roared.

Scully raised her head as her eyes focused in on breathtaking hazel eyes that stared back at her as she slowly took in her surroundings. Realizing that she was pretty close to straddling Mulder, she jumped up and started to deliver a long string of appologies.

"Mulder I am so sorry, I didn't mean for...I didn't mean to try...I am so sorry!"

Meanwhile, Mulder was flabberghasted at the fact that her shirt was transparent almost, but couldn't help but point out the fact in his mind that...

'Holy shit she is not wearing a bra! And she wasn't wearing underwear either! I think I am going to faint...'

"Mulder are you ok?"

"Yea Scully, I'll be ok" 'After you put some damn clothes on and I take a very cold shower...' Mulder finished in his mind.

"Alright Mulder, just as long as your ok." Scully inwardly smirked at Mulder's reaction to her braless/underwearless self.

As soon as Scully said that, Mulder bolted to the bathroom for some much needed privacy.

Scully quickly changed into some comfortable clothes that she was going to be sightseeing L.A. in.

As soon as they were both ready, they left the room to join Hank.

"Fox, I hope you and Dana slept ok on that bed." Hank said with a smirk.

Mulder and Scully both blushed at how they woke up this morning.

"We slept just fine, thank you." Scully answered for him.

"Well, I have got an idea." Hank said, changing the subject.

"What bright idea could you possibly have? Anything that might get us killed?" Scully accused.

"Hell no. I was thinking that Fox and I could do some kind of man thing here, or about on the town, while you could take Becca out and she can show you some of the sites of L.A. You driving of course."

"That doesn't sound so bad." Mulder piped up.

"So it's settled then. We each go our seperate ways and we'll meet back up for dinner, where you guys can meet the lovely Karen. She's my ex, but she's still hotter than hell, and the mother of my child, so we will meet up later and double date."

"O.k. then." Scully and Mulder both agreed.

"We'll see you fine examples of ladies later then." He winked at Scully as he tried to appear charming, but really wasn't pulling it off well with her.

"It's just you and me now." Mulder pointed out.

"Yes, you're right, now we're going to get down to business."

A/N: Again, sorry for such long updates...I'm still in progress of how I want this story to go. If you have any ideas, they are very much welcome! Who knows? I could some of your ideas in my story!

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Special Note:

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