Chapter 3

'Angsty Depressed Stupid Purple Fuzzball'

Weird title, I know, but it is a nickname. Arigato for reading! Please let me introduce you to my muses!

Bob: '…'

Larry: '…'

Yami: "WAHOO!"

Bob and Larry are the skulls of my first victims. Yami is one of the many voices in my head.

Thank you again Moonshine's Guide for your always-appreciated review.

Yes, this chapter is weird. Weird, but funny. I cracked up writing this.

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The sun gently sat in the sky as it dried the morning dew off the leaves of the tree I was sitting in. Lloyd and the others have been in class for a few hours. I flicked my eyes back and forth keeping my guard up. The birds were quiet which was a bad sign. Kasai seemed to sense something was amiss also.

"What is going on?" I mumbled to myself. 'Kit, there is a great mana about to erupt. All smart have taken shelter.' Nibi said softly. I nodded to myself and crouched down on a lower branch. A strange smell broke into my range of smell. My eyes narrowed. 'Desians.' Two whip men, a footman, a behemoth, and a spiky haired man. I twitched. 'What happened to his hair? Was he electrocuted why he was soaking wet or does he use too much hair gel. I am so betting on the latter.' I mentally laughed. 'Stupid spiky-mouse pincushion.'

They passed my branch without a second glance running straight out to the temple. My left ear twitched in confusion. I blinked and then left it alone. I covered my eyes as a burst of white mana shot from the temple. "It burns." I whispered to Kasai earning a tail smack and a chuckle.

Raine came out of the school building soon after. She ran the same way the Desians did. 'I hope she is mauled and killed.' I mentally muttered. Raine and I never did get along. Soon everyone in the classroom was talking. I could understand everything that they said because it was dead silent out in the open cause everyone was hiding. I growled at their fears.

Lloyd and Genis followed by Colette walked out of the school as I jumped down and landed in a crouch, Kasai mimicking my jump. "What is going on here?" Lloyd asked. "Desians, they ran through the town and ran towards the temple." I answered. Lloyd growled something about a peace treaty. I sighed. "Let's go get Colette to the temple so she may receive the oracle." Genis nodded as we took off through the small gate and into the monster-covered field.

We took off and plowed through the battles as if we couldn't be beaten. Two Apple gels were used on Lloyd because he was purely on offense no defense. I am starting to wonder who had the brains, my mother or my father. When I receive the next Star prophecy, I might be able to ask her.

I ran into another battle being hit in the side but flipping so I wouldn't land on my back. I am so glad I heal fast. That is going to leave a big ass bruise. I snarled and slashed the zombie in half with my claws. We soon reached to temple as I healed a cut on my gloved wrist with and Apple gel. My eyes widened at the delicious smell of human blood. I now had a serious blood lust from have more than two demons in me, but I didn't kill any innocents.

A man dressed in white stumbled down the stairs blood splattering on the ground on every step he took. Lloyd and Colette gasped in horror as Genis was stocked still in shock. This must be the first time that they seen someone die. I lived with it. Kasai stood by me finally speaking up from her long silence when we met the others. "I smell worse up there." She whispered. I nodded as the pastor said his final words to Colette and the boys. "We must go avenge his death." I stated softly.

We ran up the cement stairs to face our attackers. Spiky-mouse pincushion was with his lackeys threatening Phidra, Colette's grandmother. "Run Colette!" She rasped. "There is the chosen get her!" Spiky yelled. I growled and put my clawed fists up. I only used my katana in dangerous situations. This was not one. I slammed my right fist into the incoming footman face. He grunted and kicked me back. I jumped away from the kick and spun in a circle kicking him off his feet, then punching his lights out.

I looked back up and Lloyd and Genis doubled teamed the last whipman. "What?" Spiky exclaimed. I waved sweetly to him just to tick him off. "Get them Vidarr!" He yelled to the behemoth. Vidarr stepped towards us and started to swing his mace. I snarled and jumped out of the way. I then watched his movement to analyze if there was an opening. Lloyd jumped toward him as I ran up, punched his side, and kicked his knees to try to make him collapse.

I growled when he swatted me away. Genis' fireball soared pass me and into Vidarr's face. I grinned and jumped onto his lowered arm and kicked him in the face. "Ray Thrust!" Colette yelled from behind with an incoming Lloyd yelling "Demon Fang!" I kicked off of his face and missed the attacks. I then ran towards again and yelled "Demon Fang!" It hit him but he got back up.

"DAMN! You are more annoying than Spiky over there!" I yelled pointing to Spiky-mouse pincushion. He growled and slung the mace down, almost catching my arm. Blood ran down on my hand I stood wobbly back up. I ran towards him again and punched the side of his face. He didn't flinch. Damn metal! Kasai who had sat out this whole battle joined me at my side.

"Double Demon Cat Fang," I screamed. I swung my claws down in perfect harmony with Kasai sending 20 light trackers to him. They blew up on contact when it touched his armor. He stumbled backwards as I jumped away from the incoming mace.

He grinned and swung it at the breathless Lloyd. "Lloyd!" I yelled. He looked up and I ran towards him jumping in front of him. I closed my eyes and waited for the blow. A 'ching' sound made me look up. In front of me was an auburn haired man dressed in purple. I did a double take. Yes, he is wearing purple. 'What the hell is this dude, gay or bisexual?' I mentally muttered to myself.

"Who are you?" Lloyd asked. "Stay out of the way." He growled. I sweat dropped. 'Straight, defiantly straight.' I laughed to my self.

The purple dude joined the fight. Kasai and I double-teamed him from both sides. He knocked my backwards and then Kasai. We both landed in crouches away from Vidarr. I heard chanting from the back and I quickly turned around. The purple person was using a healing spell. My cut arm healed and I felt better. I then sighed and pulled out my sword. I ran at him and cut his arm off. He screamed and fell backwards. I put my sword at his throat. "Don't mess with the Demon!" I grinned and laughed psychotically. Kasai growled and hit me on the back of my head.

I blinked and looked around everyone was staring at me. "Hey! I got it from the voices!" I whined. This induced the raised eyebrow syndrome and brother laughing his ass off cancer. "You are just jealous that the voices only talk to me!" I snickered.

A face fall syndrome also was caught as everyone twitched. I growled like an animal and stalked back near Lloyd, sheathing my sword under my cloak without showing anything. "Retreat! Kratos is with them!" Spiky screamed as they ran off like dogs that had just wet the rug. "Shinde kudasai kuso yarou[1" I yelled sweetly at their backs. The man in purple snickered at me. "You understand Japanese?" I asked. He nodded. I shrugged.

"Colette I am so glad you are alright!" Phidra cooed. I rolled my eyes in huffed in annoyance. "Obatarien. [2" I growled. Kasai chuckled. Kasai taught me how to insult people in Japanese so I used it in public since not many people knew it. "I will go under the trial now, grandmother!" Colette chirped. I sighed. "I go with her!" Lloyd offered. "I would feel uneasy with just you Lloyd." She said. "I will go also to protect the butterfly." I sighed. "Who are you?" She asked.

"GOD DOES EVERYONE FUCKING FORGET ME! HOW HARD IS TO REMEMBER ME! SHEESH! GOD DAMN ARE YOU GETTING ALZHEIMERS ARE SOMETHING YOU OLD HAG! IT IS NEKO! NEKO AS IN LLOYD'S SISTER! DAMMIT! HOW HARD IS IT TO FORGET THE GIRL IN A BLACK CLOAK?" I screamed very, very, very, very, very loudly. Kasai had predicted this and covered her ears. The unlucky were half-deaf. You could probably have heard me in Flanoir. Yeah… I had anger issues. Very bad anger issues.

Lloyd was banging his hand against his right ear. Colette was smiling very creepy smile, Genis was rubbing his ears, the purple dude was blinking so was Phidra. Lloyd suddenly laughed, "You still have –"I cut him off. "You say I have anger issues I will make sure you can't have children or the ability to walk!" I yelled. He shut up immediately.

"As long as you have the money I will take the job of guarding the Chosen." Purple said. I growled protectively. "Wonderful! We will, Mr.?" Phidra laughed. I twitched. "Kratos." He replied. "I'm going too!" Lloyd yelled at Kratos. "I am too! I am not going to let a man that I have no idea touch Colette!" I snarled. He seemed taken aback. "Please Mr. Kratos! I feel safe with them!" Colette cried. He growled and turned around. "Let's go." He said unaffected.

"Come on, Genis!" Lloyd yelled. With that, we ran off after Kratos. "This isn't a field trip." He growled. "Shut it you angsty depressed stupid purple fuzzball asshole!" I snarled. Lloyd burst out laughing as I saw Kratos pinched the bridge of his nose. Kasai was laughing quietly. "That isn't nice!" Colette cried. "Colette do me a favor and don't stick up for the man! He can fight his own battles. Okay?" I sighed. "Okay!" She chirped happily. I hit my face in irritation of her happy mood swings. Was this girl ever pissed?

I sighed and walked behind 'Super Purple Man' and looked around the dark temple. It was dark and wreaked of old people. I heard the scraping footsteps of a zombie somewhere and heavy 'thuds' far off. My eyes scanned the temple and saw that when the mana erupted one of the tunnels closed off. Now it was only one tunnel and a dead end. "We need to go to right." I said suddenly. "It is her kitty –"Lloyd laughed.

Again, I cut him off. "If you value your sanity and the ability to reproduce I suggest you SHUT THE HELL UP!" I screamed. Of course, Kasai had predicted this and covered her ears. Kratos being the closest winced in pain. Lloyd only laughed at me and Genis was rubbing his ears. I snarled and walked ahead of them leaving them to follow me. I heard a zombie as I slashed it in half with my claws. "Kasai, can you please take care of the 3 zombies ahead?" I asked.

She blinked her yellow eyes in return and took off. I sighed and checked over the disoriented group. Kratos seemed to regain his hearing quite quickly while the others… were not doing so well. "Stay still." I walked over to Lloyd and a green light surrounded my hand as I placed it on Lloyd's forehead mimicking the actions on Genis' and the others. I sighed and heard 3 screeches signaling that Kasai had killed the zombies. I trudged on nearing the end of the hallway.

"Hey, Neko how did you do that?" Genis asked. "I learned it from a wonderful friend." I said sadly. "Oh." Genis took the hint. I stopped and my ears perked up. Lloyd was talking to Kratos, something about his sword skills. "Men and their fragile ego." I muttered. I saw Kasai and snapped my fingers. She nodded and ran up to me.

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Arigato, for reading! I hoped that you liked it! I cracked up writing the part about Kratos. I couldn't help it. When he betrayed the group, I screamed so much that the neighbors came over. Yeah, they were going to call the cops! Morons.

Definitions: "Shinde kudasai kuso yarou!" translates to "Please die motherfuckers!"

"Obatarien" means an overbearing, nagging woman. (Raine is also this.)

Thank you for reading I hope that this makes you laugh too. Review. FOR GOD SAKES REVIEW! bows