Demented Siblings With Love:

Warning, HAZARDOUS.

By: po0kiee (as usual)

A/N: Thanks for waiting, guys! I had this in the back of my head… I think I have the plot for this chapter all set up and everything. So thanks for the wait, again, and have fun reading. THIS IS THE REAL THING, BY ZEE WAY !!

Disclaimer: I still do not own Naruto. And never have.

Chapter Four. You Wouldn't Know Even If It Punched You.

He climbed up the tallest tree and tried to gaze out. Breathing in the refreshing air, he smiled. He was almost near Konohagakure. It was only a matter of minutes, now. He could see Konohagakure slightly.

"Right on." Kankurou grinned and leaped down. Soon, he would see Temari-neesan, like he always wanted to. He scratched his black hood and pondered for a minute. He had a bit of time to waste. It seemed so long ago that Temari-neesan had left, although it was only about a week or so. But his mind was fogged and too nervous to even think at the moment. He tried to ponder or think but all that he could think was how loud his heartbeat sounded. Kankurou's ears turned bright red as he thought of reuniting with Temari again. Imagine her tall, slim legs and bouncy golden hair that shone brightly in the sunlight and glowed like the moon at nighttime…

He shook his head. Not the time to think about that. Kankurou bit his lower lip and darted off into the forest once again.

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The crimson haired young man sat at his desk, hands folded on his head and he looked, in fact, very prim and official in his uniform. He sneezed. Not very official anymore. Grimacing, he rubbed a finger under his nose and looked down at his desk. Papers, papers, documents, papers, and some extra loose-leaf papers sprawled across his desk. He really did need an organizer of some sort. He was the Kazekage, Sabaku no Gaara. Gaara closed his eyes tightly. Did he really have to finish the paperwork? He guessed so. Sighing, he hunched down to his desk and started to shuffle the papers in an annoyed manner.

"I wish I could just do something else right now…" He sighed again, "Paperwork is so dull…" Gaara rubbed his temples and stopped his writing.

"I'm… Suddenly thirsty. I better go home and get a drink…" He murmured with a smirk. Gaara slid out of his sliding chair and left within a cloud of white.

"Kazekage-sama? Should I help with-" She groaned. He was gone, again. For the seventeeth time this week.

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The tall man sauntered through the village with a proud look on his face. He had an automatic smirk pasted onto his tanned face, sculpted face.

'I wonder if people actually believe this get-up.'

A female voice ran through his head. The voice belonged to Sabaku no Temari and it did not suit the body very well. Hikaru, also known as Temari, gazed at the red apples in pure hunger. Stars ran through his eyes. He wanted those apples badly. He didn't even manage to have breakfast or lunch, since he darted out so fast last time. And also, he had run out of supplies at the beginning of this day. Hikaru's stomach tumbled and lurched, making a very loud grumble. Everyone looked up to stare.

"I-" He hesitated, "What are you staring at?" He spoke very rudely. Everyone turned around and resumed to their duties. Hikaru stared them down and turned around swiftly, his hair flowing in the wind he created. Hikaru picked up a shining apple and rubbed it with his large hand. He could actually see his own reflection inside of the apple. His face was disporportioned and all crunched up together.

Hikaru grimaced and put it into his pocket. He began to run.

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Kankurou started to laugh. He was out. He was out! Now in front of the gates of Konohagakure, he could breathe that good ol' air that he rarely ever breathed in. Opening the large gates, he gazed in. Two men sat guard. Kankurou grinned and waved to them. They waved back. Kankurou pranced in and started to laugh maniacally. People began to stare, and he just kept on going. Now calm, he walked towards the markets and glanced around. He didn't see any blonde –

"Temari!" He chased after the blonde, "Temari! Wait!" He grabbed her shoulders and spun her around.

"Oh. G – Gomen nasai. I thought you were Temari-san." He sweatdropped.

"Temari? No, I'm Gemari." She grinned. She looked almost identical to her, except she had a beauty mark near her mouth and she had more full lips. Kankurou laughed and bowed. He dropped his smile abruptly after leaving her. Turning his head in all sorts of directions, he tried to find his sister. His stomach grumbled loudly. Kankurou had forgotten he was hungry, after all that excitement. He smiled widely as he saw an apple stand with apples that shone brightly. Kankurou grabbed one off the top and smiled. It looked fantastic. Jiggling some money from his pockets, he took out some coins and handed it to the owner.

"Thank you very much!" He smiled and waved. Kankurou began to walk away, munching on his perfect apple. Kankurou grimaced as he thought that it was almost evening. It would be impossible to find Temari if it were dark. Kankurou began to run a full sprint, apple in mouth.

'It's so hard to find Temari… Konohagakure is pretty dizzy.'

He furrowed his brows together and felt somewhat of a hopeless feel. Kankurou thought he wouldn't find her by today.

And then, he dropped his apple.

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Hikaru, also known as Temari, turned around to see if anyone was staring at his 'stealing-the-apple' act. Temari felt a little tinge of guilt inside, but she brushed it away and resumed to her furrowed brows, tight lips and narrowed eyes. He sauntered around Konohagakure, as if he didn't know where he was. He yawned slightly, then looked around himself. There was a girl with long, blonde hair and short bubble - gum pink hair wandering around the park. He recognized them almost immediately.

'Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura...' He thought quickly and in a panicked manner as they glanced his way. Hikaru didn't bother to stop staring. He couldn't. He couldn't.

"Hey, excuse me! Excuse me!" A familiar voice that he had heard all his life spoke out from the darkness, "Ah, excuse me. Have you seen a girl about-" He made a swift hand motion near his nose, "-this tall? And blonde hair and she was probably wearing..." Hikaru tuned out. He stared at him with shock and anger. How dare Kankurou come all the way to Konohagakure, chasing after her? He felt like screaming at Kankurou.

"No! I haven't! Get out of my way, bozu!" He grimaced at pushed Kankurou away from himself.

"Hey! Buddy! Fuck you! Come back here and say that again!" Kankuro hollered at the muscular figure storming away from him. The figure stopped. He whirled around and walked back to the less muscular figure.

"What did you say? Get out of my face!" Hikaru shoved Kankurou. Kankurou didn't look fazed. Hikaru laughed and snarled at him. And then, it went all black for Kankurou.

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Blink. Blink...

Kankurou arose quickly to see parts of the green bushes.

'Oh... Fuck. Shit. Shit. Shit. He knocked me out. That quick. He must'a been really strong.' He groaned and rubbed the side of his head. It felt as if there were a massive bump on the side of his head. Fuckin' A. Kankurou fell back down to the dirty ground and screamed.

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Gaara yawned. He took a deep breath in and drank from his milk glass. He held a cookie tightly in his hand. Gaara took another large swig from the glass and slammed it back down onto the table.

"Ahh, tastes refreshing!" He gave a hint of a smile and got out of his chair. It was already evening, and he left his office approxiemately around morning. Lovely. He almost skipped a full day of paperwork. Gaara definitely needed a break. Suddenly, he had an idea. He ran upstairs, scratching his wild, crimson hair. Kankurou's room. He missed it. It was dark and messy, full of crap that wasn't even needed in his bedroom. Such as a hanging paper crane? Or a collection of rainbow toothbrushes? What about glass toothpicks? Gaara almost began to laugh at the pathetic sight. He glanced around and inspected it. There was a white paper on top of his dark bed. Cautiously walking towards it, he took it into his hands and began to read.

"Dear Gaara (If you're reading this),

I have to confess---"

HAY ! DID YOU LIKE IT? I SURE HAD FUN WRITING THIS, FOR SOME ODD REASON. ) Anyways, I hope you liked it, and I really would like any comments, critisism, etc. Thanks a lot, and please wait until the next chapter!