Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge
Disclaimer: I OWN NARUTO AND DISGAEA! Oh, and it's Opposite Day for disclaimers, by the way.
Episode 1: Pre-Maritsu! First Years in the Netherworld!
AN: This episode is more along the lines of a series of Omakes, except that these actually have relevance to the story, particularly with character intros (and an occasional plot device). Each section has its own title, too.
"Stargate NU-1"
Naruto had just gotten home (Rose had bought a house not too long after meeting Mao and Beryl) from doing a little clothes shopping with hell (Netherworld currency) Rose had given him. He now looked similar to Mao, except that he wasn't wearing glasses and instead of a red blazer, he wore the top half of his orange jumpsuit as a cape. Then he saw what appeared to be… a giant interdimensional portal?
"Rose-chan, is that what I think it is? And how did you even BUILD it?"
"It's what you think it is, and I built it out of that dimensional compass, a clock, a TV set, and an electric toothbrush."
"Okay…" 'And if I had to guess, I'd say the compass was for dimensional access, the TV for watching or spying, the clock to go to any point in time, and the toothbrush… well, she's got me there.'
"Servitude"
1111 Naruto's House 1111
"Naruto-kun!" Rose called out.
"Yea Rose-chan?"
"I took the liberty of getting you some servants- prinnies!" Naruto looked at the squad of about 8. They were penguins with peg legs, fanny packs, and bat wings. Seven were blue, and one was orange. They all had white underbellies. He overheard four of the blue ones mumbling something about "finally escaping Master Etna" or something, but he paid no real attention to it.
1111 A Different Netherworld 1111
"WHY THE HELL ARE SOME OF THE PRINNIES MISSING?! AND WHY AM I NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS DISGAEA CROSSOVER, DAMMIT!" shouted a demon kid in his 1300s, who was an Overlord, is a glory hog, and was the main character of the first Disgaea. His name was Laharl, but we'll get back to him later.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YOU DAMNABLE AUTH-"
1111 Back at Naru's 1111
"Servants, huh? Okay, your first order is… TO BE MY TARGETS FOR TARGET PRACTICE! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto exclaimed as he grabbed some kunai (he's training, has been training, and will be training. What he learns will be a surprise, though.).
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!" yelled the poor, poor, prinnies. Well, for four of them, they'd had worse. And one felt he deserved it for what he ended up putting his son through. Guess which thoughts belonged to whom (yes, Minato, Naruto's dad, is one of the prinnies).
"Stinks to be him"
Naruto liked to stroll around the town he and Rose lived in often. And when he did, he often stole things for the hell of it… but that's not what this section is about. It is about something living in a dumpster about a block away from Naruto's place. Naruto had known about it for some time, and had used the awful smell as a training method (you never know when someone will have noxious gas handy, so it was an immunity sort of thing). Now he was confronting whatever lived in there.
"Hey! I know someone's in there! Show yourself!" He waited a minute, then got a reply in the form of a raspy voice.
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"…" And after a pause, the dumpster lid opened up to reveal a zombie who appeared to be Naruto's age or a little older. His skin was green and decaying, and the lower half of his torso was nonexistent. There were bandages wrapped around its arms and legs, and a single horn jutted out of its head. Oh, and he had an orange mohawk.
"Name's Skunky. Who are you and why are you bothering me?"
"Naruto. Why do you live in a dumpster?"
"Zombies are known for being the foulest-smelling demons around. I aim to be the Stink King, and, as such, I have stinky habits. Like eating onions and living in this dumpster. It's a lot bigger on the inside though, believe me."
"Huh. You stink so bad that I wouldn't be surprised if you made up some moves based on your odor."
"Actually, I have. My favorites being the Stinky Apocalypse, the Nuclear Belch, and the Atomic Fart."
"Woah."
And Naruto and Skunky continued to chat for awhile longer. It seems Naruto's recruited his first party member/ally. Good, good….
"Cat Demon in the Bag"
Once again we find Naruto waltzing about town. And this time, it was raining. The container-turned-demon then heard cries of help. Had he have been aiming to be all demonic Honor Student like Mao, he probably would have ignored it. However, since he wasn't aiming to be all HS... well, he went to help out.
What met his eyes was a group of mothmen apparently trying to rape someone.
Somewhat needless to say, they were slaughtered by Naruto's blade. He'd been training with swords for a while now and was getting to be quite proficient with them, as well as Fists. He then knelt down to the now-revealed-to-be Nekomata demon. She had long, red hair in a ponytail with a bow, her half-open eyes were pinkish red, and she was basically naked, save for the tufts of green fur covering her lower regions and some of her (large) breasts. She also had a green, fox-like tail. All of her limbs, tail included, and her furry, also green, fox like ears, were tipped with white. Naruto carried her to his place.
1111 You know where they are… 1111
Rose and Naruto had just finished healing the Nekomata, who was now unconscious in Naruto's bed. The demoness eventually woke up…
And immediately proceeded to glomp her savior (her eyes were half-open, she saw him).
"Alright, alright, I know you're grateful, BUT I CAN'T BREATHE!"
"Oops. Sorry!"
(Insert introductions here)
Naruto and Rose learned that the Nekomata's name was Nicole, that she was a little younger than Naruto, and also that she was an orphan who really didn't have anywhere to go… and felt that there was a debt to be repaid (read: she thought he was cute, trustworthy, and various other things, and was making up an excuse to stay, at least on the debt). Rose said Naruto would need vassals besides prinnies and so nominated Nicole to be his bodyguard… which Nicole then used as an excuse to share a bed with Naruto (no, not in a naughty sense… okay, maybe a little) under the pretext of "guarding him from midnight assassins."
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), Nicole had a habit of getting into positions that made Naruto's lower regions throw wild parties, which amused Rose, as they still had a mental link, though it was rarely used. She was also somewhat jealous, but, seeing as Naruto was like a son to her, and how she was many millennia older, she eventually let it go.
…
And so, it seems Naruto's taken in another ally. And a sexy one at that.
"Beryl's Sidekicks"
Naruto was training in his backyard, along with Skunky (whose smell had to be gotten used to by everyone) and Nicole. Beryl and Mao were there too, and Rose was watching. Beryl had also brought some companions (who called Beryl "their Lady," apparently they were her sidekicks) she'd recently met. Their names were Asuka and Kyoko.
Asuka had black hair in a ponytail and violet eyes. She was wearing bandages over her chest, and a (sort of) white jacket with a short back over that. She also wore billowing, pinkish pants of sorts with ovals cut in the sides. Her eyes were a light violet. All in all, she appeared to be (and was) a samurai.
Kyoko also had black hair in a ponytail, though hers went in an upward direction. She also had light violet eyes, and wore a facemask (like Kakashi's). She also had a violet gi (basically a long sleeved shirt with a large slit down the middle that showed off her breasts somewhat) and sweatpants. She was a kunoichi.
Naruto was good friends with the trio, and he thought he was decent friends with Mao. Mao probably thought that too, though he would probably never admit it even if he was under the most extreme, horrifying torture a demon could concoct. Anyway, the trio soon left to do community service, leaving Naruto, Mao, Skunky, and Nicole to train, with Rose still watching.
…
Well, until Skunky used his Atomic Fart move, anyway.
…
And that does it for this chapter!
Next time on Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge-
"Classroom Chaos! School is Hell! Especially in Maritsu Evil Academy!"
Stay Tuned!
Laharl: AH HAH! THERE YOU ARE, ZDOOD!
Me: Crap… (runs away)
Laharl: HEY! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Me: Later, doods! See ya next time! ... If Laharl hasn't offed me by then, anyway.
Laharl: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!