Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge

Disclaimer: If I own Naruto or Disgaea, then look out your window. You should see a flying pig and a cow jumping over the moon.

Me: Lost the Vato Bros, too. I took Shadow Zeranion's advice (look at the reviews, you'll see) and went back to the strip club. The girls, surely enough, beat the crap out of the three little pigs. Heh… Enjoy!

Episode 3: Graduation Match! Or, Super Vato Bros Advance!

1111 Naru's dorm 1111

Our fox demon protagonist was currently remembering a story Mao had told him recently, namely of the adventures he'd had (basically the events of the Disgaea 3 game). It was an interesting tale, and something told Naruto that every word of it was true. Oh, and some of the events he actually remembered. For example, there was a point where everyone he knew to be honor students suddenly became delinquents, then went back to normal. Odd, to say the least.

Then there was the thing that Naruto was thinking about in particular- Beryl and her sidekicks had graduated. Sure, it was more or less because the School Board just wanted a few less delinquents, but still. The honor student equivalent of graduating was dropping out, which he was sure Mao was going to do. He had to wonder how Rose had graduated, and yet was an honor student, or so she told him.

So he asked her about it. Her response:

"Yes, I was an honor student Naruto-kun. But, I thought just dropping out was too easy. I wanted a challenge, so I applied for a Graduation Match. It's the way honor students here can graduate and still be honor students. You can apply for one, too, if you want, but I warn you- some of the opponents are tough as hell."

And so he applied.

1111 Some time later, in a battle arena 1111

Word had gotten out schoolwide about the graduation match of one Naruto Uzumaki, and many had assembled to watch the battle… or battles, as the case sometimes ended up being. Always expect the unexpected, after all.

Naruto was now standing in the arena, awaiting his opponent or opponents when he heard a

"Yeah! Time for revenge, ese!"

Naruto sweatdropped as he thought 'Not them again…'

But, unfortunately, it was them. The Vato Bros leapt onto the arena, looking rather beat up… it was as if they ran into a strip club full of women who hated unattractive demons. Naruto didn't care much though, and asked "Are you SERIOUSLY my opponents? Boring."

"We are not your opponents, weddo… but we sure hired your opponents!"

Then, an enormous red monstrosity leapt onto the battlefield. It had several yellow eyes, a bulky body, a mouth filled with sharp teeth, a mechanical tail, and one of its arms was a laser cannon. It was one of the most powerful types of demon- Rifle Demon, Malchidael class.

"Holy CRAP! How much did it cost to hire that thing?"

"His name is Waest Edd, homes. And it only took two dozen twelve packs of booze to hire him. Lucky for us, he isn't drunk yet either, homes. Not a lightweight in the alcohol department!"

"Get 'im, amigo, weddo!"

"With pleasure!" Edd yelled as he fired a blast from his cannon, which Naruto dodged, before firing off a volley of energy blasts that Naruto was hard-pressed to avoid. Rifle Demons were known to be good shots, and it showed as Naruto was hit several times, and collapsed, weakened.

"Heh. Too easy." Edd said, then turned around…

Only to be met with a large wave of fire shaped like a fox, courtesy of Naruto's move, Fox Flare.

"Why you little! Deep Impact" Edd shouted as an enormous beam sword came out of his artificial arm, and he began swinging it.

"Damn it!" Naruto shouted as he tried to avoid being sliced into itty bitty Naruto bits. "Well, let's see if there's power in numbers! Shadow Clone jutsu!" Then an army of about 100 Narutos showed up and started dogpiling Edd.

They seemed to have him, but then he burst out of the pile with a loud "RAAAAH!"

Needless to say, all the clones that were on him dispersed. However, Naruto wasn't just sitting idly by- he had been preparing two demonic Rasengans, and had now combined them, then slammed them into Edd with a cry of "JUMBO DEMONIC RASENGAN!"

Edd went flying back, but got back on his feet not too long later, relatively okay.

"Not bad kid. But not good enough! Armageddon!" He shouted as he quickly dashed up to a tired out Naruto, punched him into the air, and fired a massive beam of energy at him. It hit Naruto with a loud BOOM! Edd smirked, thinking the battle had been won… until the Naruto he hit poofed into smoke, anyway.

"What?! A clone?!" He cried as Naruto leapt from the ground and stabbed him through his forehead with a demonically-enhanced kunai, pushing it in as well, before taking it out and stabbing him through his heart.

"Never underestimate a shinobi! Especially a kitsune shinobi!" He shouted as Edd fell back, bleeding from the forehead and the chest.

"Ugh… it's a good thing the nurse can bring back the dead as long as their bodies are mostly intact... ugh…" Then he died. For now, anyway (don't expect him to challenge Naruto to a rematch, though). Naruto panted, then fell over to rest for a minute. After some random demons carried off Edd, Churro commented,

"Damn. He's good, weddo."

"Yeah, ese. But it's not over yet. Your next opponent forced us to hire her. Something about her being bored and wanting to get into a fight, ese."

Then a woman clad in black admiral attire strode on up. She had long blonde hair in a ponytail that hung down, and was using her admiral's cloak as a skirt. In other words, no pants or anything. Just a long cloak. And she also had knee-high black boots and a black admiral's cap.

She spoke with a French accent, "I am Salvatore! And I order you to get up and fight me for my amusement!"

…

And I now end the chapter with a cliffy, just to annoy you. I know, I'm evil, right?

Next time on Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge-

"Graduation Match! Or, Super Vato Bros Advance! Part 2- Salvatore of the Diez Gentlemen!"

Stay Tuned!

Salvatore: I order you to update soon!

Me: Don't worry Salvatore, I will. If I didn't, you'd probably castrate me anyway (shudders).

Salvatore: Oui. I would.

Me: You're cruel.

Salvatore: I know. Merci for the compliment, though.

Me:...