Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge
Disclaimer: If I own Naruto or Disgaea, then Bill Gates is poor and bankrupt.
Me: Here's your update, Salvatore. Don't castrate me.
Salvatore: I won't. I look forward to my battle with Naruto. (walks away)
Me:… Well, enjoy!
Episode 4: Graduation Match! Or, Super Vato Bros Advance! Part 2- Salvatore of the Diez Gentlemen!
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Naruto was in trouble. Not only did he just get lucky with Edd underestimating him, which he was sure was something Salvatore wouldn't do, but he didn't have any healing items on him (they were banned from Graduation Matches). Add the fact that Salvatore was a Diez Gentleman (even though that shouldn't be possible- she's a gentleLADY for Kami's sake!), who were VERY powerful, and he was screwed unless he got REALLY lucky.
Then Salvatore commanded "Get up! Then call a meteor down and ride it into me! Don't forget to shout 'Meteor Impact' while you're doing it!"
Naruto slowly got up, mumbling "I swear she ripped that off from somewhere…"
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Laharl sneezed.
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Salvatore brought out a gun and began shooting. Naruto somehow managed to dodge all of them, if only barely. She followed up by dashing up to the blonde and launching a massive pink-colored beam out of her gun while shouting "Proximal Shot!"
Needless to say, Naruto was knocked back a good distance. But then an idea struck him. 'Rose?' he thought.
'Yes, Naruto-kun?'
'Can you warp here through our mental link?'
'Yes, but I can't team up with you in the battle unless you want to be disqualified and have to try again.'
'What if you Magichanged with me?'
'That's different! I'm on my way!'
Then a surge of power came from the ex-Jinchuuriki as Rose emerged onto the battlefield.
"WHAT! You can't call allies, ese!" (remember, the Vato Bros are still there)
"What if I Magichange with her?"
"Well, that's different, homes."
"Rose Magichange to-" Rose shouted as light spilled forth from her body, blinding the audience. When it died down, Naruto shouted,
"The Sword of the Nine Hells!" The sword itself was nine feet long (though light and easy to handle for some reason), and made out of energy, and it continually flashed through nine different colors like a miniature Aurora Borealis. The grip had a fox head on the end. The power-up even left him feeling rather rejuvenated.
"Interesting. So, will you be a decent opponent now?" Salvatore asked.
"Maybe if you don't go all out."
"Very well. I came here for amusement and it wouldn't be any fun if I slaughtered you just like that, now would it?"
Then the two leapt backwards and stared each other down for a few moments. Then Salvatore yelled "The Great Gun King!" and leapt into the air. Naruto followed her with his eyes and found that she had leapt onto a giant, floating, golden gun that had come out of nowhere. Then she began surfing toward him on a king-sized bullet. Naruto leapt out of the way, but Salvatore wasn't done with the attack yet. She circled around for another strike, and another, and another.
Soon she even began firing regular bullets at him while she was bullet surfing. He got nicked several times before coming to a decision. She came at him again, but this time he held his ground, waiting for a moment, and then,
"Hellfire Blade Rush!" He dashed forward fast enough to leave afterimages and sliced Salvatore's big bullet in two. Then fire leapt up where Naruto had been, now eating away at Salvatore (who was nicked by the initial strike). Then the sliced bullet she had been riding on exploded and sent the two barreling backward. They immediately got back up again, though, and another staredown ensued.
But then Naruto came upon an interesting idea. 'Even at only partial power, I don't think she'll let me win. BUT, what if I blackmail her into losing?... I hope this works.'
Then he performed a Shadow Clone jutsu. About ten clones appeared around Salvatore, and they dogpiled her. She burst forth a few seconds later, Naruto had expected the gentlelady to. However, there was one major thing different…
The clones had stripped her of her clothing. She was now naked. And boy, was she blushing up a storm! It didn't help that most of the male demons (and a few of the female) in the audience whistled at the sight…. A sound followed by several SMACKS, most likely done by the (straight) female demons. Naruto quickly grabbed all of her clothes that were now scattered around the arena, then stood at the end opposite her.
"Forfeit or I burn these." Was all he said.
Salvatore glared at him, obviously pissed off, though also rather impressed at the same time. She thought for a moment, making sure to cover herself with her arms as best she could while she was at it, then came to a decision.
"Very well. I concede defeat to your most evil tactics, Naruto-san."
"San? That may be a little much, but here are your clothes, anyway." She took them and put them on as quickly as possible, then…
BANG!
Shot Naruto in the leg.
"GAH! Okay, I deserved that."
"Next time we battle, do not pull that stunt again or I will castrate you."
"Yeah, yeah…" He shuddered. And then Salvatore walked off.
'Good thing she shot you Naruto-kun, because if she didn't punish you for that stunt, I would've. And it would've been FAR worse than being shot in the leg!… Oh, and I'm heading home, by the way.' Rose said from inside the sword before it disappeared.Naruto shuddered again, then remembered that the Vato Bros were still there. He shot them an evil smirk.
"I think we're in trouble, weddo…"
"FOX FLARE!" And with a loud BOOM dumb, dumber, and dumbest were fried. Alive, but fried.
"Charbroiled pork, anyone?" Naruto joked as someone poofed into the arena. It was a woman with long pink/red hair, horns, a tail, crimson eyes, and wings. She wore knee-high pump boots, and a provocative pink one-piece swimsuit that was under a cloak, the cape part of which was made of her wings. She also had a cute little tie on. It was Ms.Machiko, the sexy succubus teacher.
"Machiko-sensei? What are you doing here?"
"Hey Naru-chan! I'm here to give you your graduation diploma! Congratulations, you're one of the rarest of the rare! You are now a graduated honor student!" She said, ectastic, before handing him his diploma. After he took it, she added,
"I advise you to be careful Naru-chan. You're probably going to get swamped by fangirls, after all. Myself and my little sis included." She then looked like she was about to make a move for Naruto, but he'd dashed away before she got the chance.
"Oh, pooh. Oh well, I have a backup plan anyway. Hehehe…."
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"CONGRATULATIONS NARUTO!" Shouted everyone who was gathered in the dorm- a group consisting of Rose, Skunky, Nicole, Beryl, Asuka, Kyoko, Almaz, and a few others Naruto didn't recognize. Mao was there, too, but he didn't bother cheering.
Anyway, there were three that Naruto didn't know… much, anyway. One was a girl with platinum blonde hair, green eyes, tanned skin, and a white sailor fuku. It dawned on him that she was from the stories Mao told him. Her name was Sapphire, a princess from the human world (not his, though). If he remembered correctly, she and Almaz had gotten married and were having a honeymoon in the Netherworld.
There were two others, as well. One looked like Kyoko, only her eyes were red and she was wearing a blue version of Kyoko's outfit. The last one looked like someone from the world he'd came from- Naruto remembered his name to be 'Kakashi' from the last time he saw that guy through that Dimension Portal. His hair was what covered his eye rather than a headband, his hair wasn't spiky, and he was platinum blonde, but otherwise he looked exactly like Kakashi.
After some introductions, he'd learned the kunoichi's name was Kenpo (who, expectedly, was good with swords), and the ninja's was Katake. Also, he'd learned that they were impressed by his battles and wanted to train under or at least with him. Naruto agreed.
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Also, now that he'd graduated, Naruto felt that the time had come….
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The time for him to begin his campaign against Konoha!
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And that's all, folks! (copyright Warner Bros and Porky Pig)
Next time on Mad Science: Naruto's Revenge-
"Plans in Motion! Return to Konoha!"
Stay tuned!
Salvatore: Now I'm going to castrate you anyway for that little stunt you pulled with me…
Me: Naruto winning or the nakedness?
Salvatore: the nakedness.
Me: Well, too bad. Zdood thought this might happen, so he created a clone of himself, who is me.
Salvatore: Oh. Dammit, WHERE ARE YOU YOU BASTARD!? (storms off)
Me: (sighs in relief and looks at readers) Just between you and me, that clone bit was a bunch of BS. Well, see you all next episode, doods!