A/N Okay so Jacob imprinted on baby Edward Jacob (EJ for short) mainly because I thought a homosexual werewolf imprinting was funny, but also because Stephenie Meyer never explained why Bella was dreaming about a little boy when she was pregnant with Nessie. The rating is going to stay Teen and I will try to keep it clean, but all the characters are going to be in for a rough transistion period of adjustment. It says humor/angst for a reason.
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I ripped off my clothes and morphed into the wolf. I had to get back to La Push. I didn't care if Sam tried to kill me for my betrayal I had to see my dad and the rest of the council of elders. I had to find out if and how I could imprint on a little boy. I mean I know imprinting has no age limit, but the same sex? This whole Quileute thing was getting weirder by the second. Why couldn't I have just imprinted on Bella when I wanted to?
I could sense that Leah and Seth Clearwater were shocked by my news. "You imprinted on Bella's son?"
"Yes, and I am going back to La Push alone. Stay here and keep an eye on the house while I'm gone." I literally barked at them.
"Don't worry we'll keep an eye on your new boyfriend," Leah smirked clearly enjoying a joke at my expense.
"Just stay here."
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"But there has to be something," I insisted.
"I'm sorry Jacob," my father Billy answered, "but there has never been a same sex imprinting. We're not sure what it means, but in the meantime I think it best if you try to stay away from the Cullen House. The baby is in no danger with his family and knowledge about the imprinting might take their attention away from saving Bella."
"She's dead," I insisted. "They can't change that by making her one of them."
"Jacob," Billy started but the phone rang.
"It's Bella's cell," I gasped looking at the caller id. "Hello."
"Jacob Black, I am going to kill you," came the angry voice of Edward Cullen.
Crap I forgot he could read minds.