Gai took Naruto with carefulness which he had never seen from the man in front of him. "My son, I shall bring the youthfulness to his soul and train him to be better than myself and eternal rival Kakashi!"
Leaving the office, he then went to a baby store in which he found Kakashi outside reading his smut. "Look Kakashi! My new son!"
"What, when did you knock up a girl?"
"No, that would be most unyouthful! I adopted little Naruto here. I do not know how to take care of my youthful son."
"Well that's easy to take care of, I'll help you!", offered Kakashi because he wanted to help his friend and help take care of his sensei's son. Afterword, he kind of regretted it because his bones started bending because Gai gave him a huge hug.
THE END OF CHAPTER SORRY!!!!!!