What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?
What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon
By silver-nightstorm
Summary:When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...
(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two original characters, Mercury & Star)
Chapter 2: iPods
"What's. Gay?" asked Mercury, again. "Why aren't you guys telling me?"
"We don't want to corrupt your innocent mind!" said Star.
"If you don't tell me, I'll find out myself!"
"Fine... gay is... when a guy love another guy and..." began Star.
"Okay! Stop, I get it!" cried Mercury, "And Eragon and Murtagh are definitely not gay... are you?"
"NO!" screamed the boys, at the same time.
"But they are psychic," added Star.
"Well, anyway, let's see this fanfiction!" said Mercury.
Staring at a computer screen, real or fake, for hours together, might do funny things to your brain. By the time Mercury clicked on a link that said, "The Box," the flashing lights on the computer were just about to give her a seisure. And the same went for everyone else, except for Murtagh, who already had a seisure when he read a particulary explicit story about him and Eragon. Eragon was currently sitting in a corner in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, saying, "Find my happy place, find my happy place..." over and over again. Both of the guys were scarred for life.
"Who's this by?" asked Star.
"Some Aiedail Icestar," replied Mercury, "She must be a big fan." (thank you to Aiedail Icestar for giving me permission to use her story, "the box," in this chapter)
She clicked on the link and started to read aloud, "The box was blue. The box had a strange word 'iPod' written on the back of it. There was also a picture of a bitten apple underneath the word. It was scaring Eragon and Star to death." She looked up, "Hey! This is about you and Eragon!"
"What I want to know is what's an iPod," asked Murtagh, who had miraculously recovered from his seisure.
"I... don't know," said Star, "Lets find out." Halfway through the chapter, they came to the conclusion that an 'iPod' was a magical device that played music.
Towards the ends, they were all having hysterical laughing fits, marveling at the stupid randomness of the story. "Poor Arya," gasped Eragon.
"I can't beleive I'm saying this," said Mercury, in between laughing fits, "But I feel sorry for Galbatorix." They all nodded in agreement.
"Next chapter!" the chorused.
Enjoy! This chapter is dedicated to Aiedail Icestar! :)