What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?
What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon
By silver-nightstorm
Summary:When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...
(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two original characters, Mercury & Star)
Chapter 3: The Hot Guy
Mercury and Star were rolling on the floor laughing. Why? No one knew except for them. Murtagh stared at them, "Why... are they doing that??"
"Umm..." Eragon pondered, "Well, they read the next part of the story and..."
"That's it!" shouted Murtagh.
"What?"
"That's it!" repeated Murtagh, "We read the next part of the story and find out whats so funny!"
After a few seconds of reading... "Do you think this is it?" asked Eragon.
"I stared, shell shocked down the well my iPod had fallen into.
"Well, hell.
"'Lizzy, what's wrong?' Amber. Crap, crap, crap, crap… sufficient lie… sufficient lie…
"'Uh… nothing, sweet. Just checking out this cool, er, well here.' Brilliant. What a crafty lie Liz. You should get an award for best liar in history. At least I sounded normal, we were both calling each other by 'sweet and darling' as if we were fooling around as usual," read Murtagh, aloud. "Funny, but not rolling on floor and laughing your a-- off funny..."
Eragon sighed, "Keep reading..."
At this point, Mercury had regained her bearings enough to gasp, "End!" She then burst into hysterical giggles again.
The boys rushed through the chapter, Murtagh reading slightly faster... "Holy shit!" screamed Murtagh, and he started laughing too, "I can't believe..." His voice trailed off, he was laughing too hard.
Now, poor Eragon was the only clueless one. "What's going on?"
He finished reading and sighed, "You guys are laughing... because that 'Liz' girl called me 'the hot guy'?"
Mercury nodded, and burst into hysterical giggles again. Star was still laughing, and Murtagh seemed to be having another seizure. Eragon's eye twitched, "You know, I really am hot!"
Hahaha... hope you liked it! :)