What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?

What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon

By silver-nightstorm

Summary:When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...

(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two original characters, Mercury & Star)

Chapter 4: Murtagh's Undeniable Hotness

After everyone recovered from their seizures and Eragon finally stopped thinking he was hot, they sat down and proceded to read the next chapter. Mercury, who read the fasted, finished the chapter and sat back. "Star, I didn't know you were lesbian!"

"What?" asked Star, "I'm... not lesbian! What makes you think that?"

"Finish the chapter..."

A few moments later, "EVIL ALE!" shrieked Star, "It. Was. The. Ale!"

Mercury smirked, "Really?"

"YES!" shouted Star. Murtagh finished the chapter and started to laugh hysterically. Eragon, who was really slow, was still reading.

"Prove it!" smirked Mercury.

"Fine!" Star marched over to Eragon. "Eragon!" He spun around.

"Wha?" He was cut off by Star's lips pressing against his. Eragon wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. Mercury just stared at them, and then started to laugh hysterically.

Murtagh sighed, "I feel left out..."

Mercury turned to Murtagh. "You're really weird, you know? I don't know why I like you!" Mercury realised what she said, "Uh... oh..."

"You like me?" asked Murtagh.

"Why do you sound shocked?"

Murtagh smirked, and ran a hand through his hair. "Well... it's true... what's not to like? I am hot..."

Mercury sighed, "Prove it!"

"Uh..." Murtagh sighed, "Wait a sec." He ran out of the room, and returned with a thermometer. He put his hand on it, and the red stuff in it shot to the top. "See?"

Mercury smirked, "Watch this!" She pointed her hand at the thermometer, and it exploded.

"Hey!" shouted Murtagh, "That was a pro-to type!"

"Sorry..." said Mercury, sheepishly. She smirked again, "But I'm hotter than you!"

"No you're not!" whined Murtagh.

Mercury started to skip around the room singing, "I'm hotter than Muuuuuuuurrrrrrtyyyyy! I'm hotter than Muuuuuuuurrrrrrtyyyyy!"

Star and Eragon broke appart. "What's up with her?" asked Eragon, pointing to Mercury.

Star smiled, "I think she got ultimate gloating rights... Just don't tell Murtagh she used magic to make the thermometer explode."

"Wait... didn't Murtagh use magic too?"

"Surprisingly... no!"

"OHHH!" cried Eragon, "Let me try!" Star magic-ed him a new thermometer. He placed his hand on it... the temperature dropped to zero. It then started to leak out of the bottom of the thermometer. "I... I'm not hot..."

Star started to laugh, "But you're pretty cool!"

I'm strangely hyper today... but also jet-laggish. I just got back from a vacation to India, and we took a flight from Bangalore (in India) to London (which is in England... duh) and then back to the states. We got here at 10:50 at night, so I'm super tired... even though I slept alot. But I'm also strangely hyper... Yes... I know... I'm weird!