Author's note: Nope. Naruto and Bleach still not mine. -Pokes original authors- Thank you! Please review.
Last time, I forgot to mention what time period this is in of the original stories. Bleach, ummm.. well, they are fighting Aizen, so after the whole "Rescue Rukia" and before "Rescue Orihime." Should have mentioned this for those not wanting spoilers of sorts. Heh. -Anime Sweatdrop- Also, Naruto, a made up one, pretty much. Sasuke is still there, but Naruto wants to find Orochimaru... Tsunade is the Hokage, and apperently Sakura is having her "Part 2 powers" Uhh... All right, how about... Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Gaara are all 15/16 years old, and Sasuke never left, they just really hate Orochimaru for killing off the third. Sasuke can have Chidori and fire-style, but no jutsu he learned from Orochimaru. (Perhaps one I make up?? eh. We'll see). Naruto, well, I honestly don't think his powers changed all that much in part 2, and Saukra has healing powers and super chakra strength. Gaara...umm... he's Kazekage and not Kazekage at the same time. -smirk- And he got is amazing sand jutsu... yep. :) Again, sorry for not clarifying. -anime sweatdrop-
The group all landed on top of each other in a middle of a forest. No time for the fuss of arguing who hit who, though. They all looked around, thinking whether or not this could have been one of the powers of an Espada or Aizen.
"It must be; Urahara's inventions haven't failed before, and he said that he already tried it out earlier today with Yoruichi. Be on your guard," ordered Byakuya.
The group all put their hands on the hilt of their sword, ready for action. Suspicious eyes looked around the entire area. It was hard to see anything out of the ordinary or dangerous. Hundreds of trees swayed gently in the slight breeze, green leaves making that certain swaying sound, birds chirping from various areas, sun shown through the gaps of the treetops, and no mysterious voice was heard out of the middle of nowhere.
"All right, Aizen, or whoever you are! We are aware that this is an illusion. Come out and face us," screamed Ichigo.
Still nothing. Guards were put down.
"Maybe this isn't Hueco Mundo. Maybe Mr. Urahara did screw up," suggested Renji.
"But…"
"Halt! Who are you? What's your name? State your business in this forest!"
"AZIEN! You can fool me! I know it's one of your tricks!" Ichigo charged in the general direction of the voice, pulling out his large zanpakutou.
"Well, Aizen, you and your friends are going to be taken to the village. Lady Hokage will know what to do with you all. Apperently you are a threat, so I will have to use force." The man, wearing the general Konoha ninja attire, a forest green vest with many pockets and shoes with the toes sticking out, came out of his hiding place and formed some hand signs. The next thing orange-haired "Aizen" and the others knew that their eyes began to droop, white feathers falling slowly from nowhere. They did not know of course, that it was genjutsu style. They all fell fast alseep.
"What a boring mission! I want one going after Orochimaru! I'm so sick of helping unimportant characters crossing the border to other villages. In fact, other villages seem to have way to many problems, I'm sick of these fillers."
"Naruto, I don't care, we need someone to complete this mission. I gambled away the payment already, and Jiraya is currently gathering needed info on Orochimaru's whereabouts. Put a sock in it." Lady Hokage was not in the mood to put up with the ninja's petulant behavior.
Saukura grabbed Naruto and covered his mouth. "I suggest you don't anger Lady Tsunade. You know her punch is worse than mine." Naruto snapped his mouth shut, but still wore a pout on his face.
The ninja wearing the general ninja attire of Konoha just rushed into the room then. "Lady Hokage! We found strange people in the forest! They had no pass or identification, and the leader, Aizen, pulled out a very large sword."
"Can't this wait? I have to assign this mission before a discount is asked by the customer for the long wait, and trust me, I'm not giving any money back."
"No, I suggest it doesn't. They look really foreign and dangerous. They were wearing strange clothes, and all were carrying swords—"
"Fine, Team Kakashi and Gaara, step aside here. Don't leave this office; I don't want Naruto wandering somewhere and having to wait longer for this mission to be assigned. Otherwise you all will be paying the customer the discount." Not wanting to lose precious ramen money, Naruto stepped aside quickly, followed by the rest.
In entered the strange, foreign captives. Well, they were carried in by other ninjas, since the genjutsu was still in place. "Dispel the genjutsu, please."
"Of course, Lady Hokage." The ninjas each picked a captive and dispeled the jutstu. The captives slowly regained conciousness, looked around the same way they did in the forest, and the leader glared at the people in the room.
"Now, which of you is the leader, Aizen?"
"Where the hell is Aizen?!" yelled the orange head. He started to pull out his sword from his back, ribbon that was wrapped around it came undone.
"Now wait a minute, Taka," Hokage said to the ninja wearing the general Konoha ninja attire, "didn't you bring the leader with? You didn't tell me he got away." She tapped her long, painted fingernails on her wooden desk, looking irrated.
"No, the leader, Aizen, is the one with the goofy orange hair! Please forgive me for the misunderstanding!"
"I'm not Aizen, and don't make fun of my hair!" said not-Aizen.
"Then who are you, for crying out loud?" asked the Hokage.
"Ichigo Kurosaki, the one who is going to kick Aizen's butt. Are you part of his plot?"
"No, I have no idea who the hell Aizen is or what the hell you are doing here. Please, calm down. I am not in the mood to tolerate this."
Wow. This kid is worse than Naruto, thought Sasuke as he watched the whole scene. Didn't think it possible.
Just then, a white portal-like thing appeared out of no where behind Team Kakashi and Gaara, who, for no appearent reason, was now part of Team Kakashi.
Author's Note: As I said, for no appearent reason, Gaara joined Kakashi's team.
"I'm sick of these fillers." Joke or something towards the stupid filler seasons of Naruto anime.
I love the ninja wearing the general Konoha ninja attire. His name is Taka because it was the first thing that popped in my head. I think he'll usually be known as the ninja wearing the general Konoha ninja attire, though. Yes, he probably will appear again, I like him.