What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?

What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon

By silver-nightstorm

Summary:When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...

(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two original characters, Mercury & Star)

Chapter 5: The Fangirl Summoning Spell

Murtagh, Mercury, Star, and Eragon continued to read the next chapter. Halfway through, Star started laughing.

"Hey, Mercury! I think we found an act-alike of you!"

"What makes you think that?"

"This girl, Silver, glomped Murtagh and called him sexy... then she asked what color his boxers were, like you did, remember?"

"Oh yeah!" cried Mercury, "51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh!"

"That was halarious!" sniggered Star.

"No, that wasn't fun!" whispered Murtagh, "Not fun at all..."

"Come to think of it," Mercury smiled, "You never did tell me what color your boxers were!"

"Why would I tell you that?" asked Murtagh, "That's private!"

"Not anymore!" sniggered Star. She pointed her finger at Murtagh's pants, which fell down to reveal blue boxers with pink bunnies on them.

Mercury started to crack up, "P-Pink... B-B-Bunnies??"

Eragon pointed at Murtagh and laughed hysterically, until Star made his pants fall down too. His boxers were just plain black.

"See?" said Mercury, "Eragon's normal!"

"He doesn't have pink bunnies on boxers!" smirked Star.

Murtagh just growled as Eragon pulled up his pants again. As Murtagh went to pull his pants up again, magic stopped him.

Star laughed, "Side effect!" Murtagh just glared at her.

Mercury sighed, "As amusing as this is... this whole scene is lacking something..."

"Yeah," Star muttered, "I don't get it... what can it be..."

"Well, who are the last people that Murtagh wants to see his boxers?" pondered Mercury.

Star's mouth dropped, "Fangirls!"

"That... could work!"

"And... I know the perfect one! Silver!"

"Should we call Elizebeth too?" asked Mercury, "I think she'd be really good at making Murtagh's life miserable!"

"Good idea!" smirked Star, "She seems perfect!"

"I'll do the spell!"

Mercury stepped to the middle of the room, and started to mutter words in the ancient language. Something roughly translated to, "Call for us, those named Silver and Elizebeth, from the world of The Box, on !"

The air crackled, and lightning shot through the sky. Two blobs of electricity, one ice blue and one dark purple condensed in the room.

Out of the ice blue blob emerged a girl who was fourteen years old, with pin straight dirty blonde hair. She had blue eyes that were serious, but had a hint of mischivousness behind them. She wore strange clothes. A skirt made of some blue material, that was pretty short, and a shirt that said a queer word on it. "Hollister." Maybe it was some long lost word of the ancient language. She also wore some strange sandals that were attached with a string of... something sparkly... it was weird.

Out of the dark purple blob came a girl who looked almost fourteen years old, with curly black hair. She was grinning, and had dark brown, almost black, eyes that were silently laughing at the world. She, also wore queer clothes. She wore tight pants made out of the same material as the first girl's skirt. She also wore a baggy thick shirt, with a hood and giant pockets. It looked kinda like a jacket.

They both froze. "What."

"The."

"Hell?" finished the dark haired girl.

Enjoy!