What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?

What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon

By silver-nightstorm

Summary:When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...

(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two original characters, Mercury & Star)

Chapter 6: Christmas Spirit

"What the hell?" said Elizabeth.

"How did we get here?" growled Silver, "I was just opening my Christmas Presents!"

Star frowned, "What's a Christmas?"

Elizabeth and Silver looked at each other.

"Lizzie?"

"Silver?"

"Omigod!" they both screamed, hugging.

"You know each other?" said Eragon, recovering from his shock.

"Duh! We're like, BFF's... but Lizzie had to go and move to London..." sighed Silver.

"Silver... are we in Eragon?" asked Lizzie.

Silver wacked her head, "This is the weirdest dream ever!"

"You guys still didn't explain what Christmas is!" shouted Mercury.

"Christmas is... (enter lecture here)" said Silver and Lizzie.

"Oh..." said Murtagh.

"Hey!" shouted Silver, "I know the perfect Christmas fanfiction! It's 'The Twelve Days of Eragon' by nuts for Star Wars!" (thank you nuts for Star Wars for letting me use your story!)

"I dare Murtagh to sing this!" shouted Lizzie.

"Okay..." Murtagh sighed, taking a deep breath, "On the first day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... one dysfunctional family!

"On the second day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... two crazy kings and one dysfunctional family!

"On the third day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the fourth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the fifth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the sixth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the seventh day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the eighth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... eight fortune tellers, seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the ninth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... nine pathetic Shades, eight fortune tellers, seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the tenth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... ten rip-offs, nine pathetic Shades, eight fortune tellers, seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the eleventh day of Eragon, somebody gave to me... eleven tents exploding, ten rip-offs, nine pathetic Shades, eight fortune tellers, seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional family!

"On the twelfth day of Eragon, somebody gave to me (deep breath everybody!)... twelve Mary Sues, eleven tents exploding, ten rip-offs, nine pathetic Shades, eight fortune tellers, seven guys with hammers, six coward dwarves, five racist ellllllllves! four werecats, three odd languages, two crazy kings, and one dysfunctional familyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Murtagh gasped, and then grabbed his throat.

"Hmm..." pondered Silver, "I don't think those gagging noises are... natural..."

Everyone laughed, and Lizzie shouted, "That was amazing! There should be one of those for every book!"

Sorry for the long wait! Enjoy!