Disclaimer – I do not own House M.D. It all belongs to David Shore and Fox.

~Chapter 2~

Cameron arrived late on Monday morning. She had dyed her hair black, and she wore a full black outfit to match.
"Why is everyone so joyful this morning? It is the same as every other morning. The only difference is today is called 'Monday' and yesterday was called 'Sunday'. Oh, and today we are forced to come here," Cameron mumbled dryly as she walked to the elevators and pushed the 'up' button.

"Cameron!" A male voice called out excitedly, "I have a very important question to ask you."

Cameron rolled her eyes as she turned around and stared at the doctor blankly in the eye, "What."

"Does my hair look ok? I tried a new shampoo this morning…I don't know, is it too shiny?" Chase asked as he stroked his hair affectionately.

"Its fine," Cameron answered in a low, annoyed tone as she entered the elevators that had opened seconds before.

"Ok, good. So, what's new?" Chase asked as he quickly joined her in the elevator.

"Nothing," She told him with a sigh.

"OH MY GOSH!" Chase cried as he looked down at his hands in shock.

"What," Cameron said as she rolled her eyes and looked at him suspiciously.

"Call 911, I broke a nail!" He yelled as he put his hand in her face to show her his fingers as proof.

"Why? We are already in a hospital. Besides, no one can save you now – broken nails are a sign that the dark lord has come to take over your soul," Cameron informed as she pushed his hand away and leaned against the back wall in the elevator.

"Are you serious? What is going to happen to me? Is my hair going to be affected by this?" Chase asked her nervously as he inspected his hands as the elevator doors opened.

"Who cares," She retorted as she walked out of the elevator and wandered down the hall.

"Hey Taub, how are you this morning?" Kutner called out as he entered the differential room and saw his colleague freeze facing the coffee machine.

"Leave. Me. Alone," Taub ordered, "Or you'll be sorry."
" Awe, what is going to happen this time? Call for your owl to send an S.O.S. letter to Dumbledore?" Kutner teased with a smirk as he walked closer behind him.

"Um, no…" Taub responded as he tried to think of a good comeback, seeing, as Kutner was right.

Kutner took Taub's hesitation as great timing to make his move.

Laughing, he gave Taub a wedgie, and then he ran to a chair and sat down abruptly, acting as if nothing had happened.

Taub, furious, picked up a stick he hand found outside that morning and pointed it at Kutner, a determined look on his face.

With a smirk, he said confidently, "Wingardium Leviosa!"

Kutner turned around and cocked an eyebrow, "Wings guard a what?"

Taub ignored him and inspected his stick and once satisfied, he pointed it at Kutner once again.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" He shouted determinedly, and once again, nothing happened.

He started mumbling to himself as he inspected the flimsy stick thoroughly again, Kutner laughing at his failure.

"I told you – life sucks!" Cuddy yelled at Wilson and House, who both stared at her with wide eyes as they stood in the hallway across from House's office.

"Dude, I told you to chill out! Life is awesome, man!" Wilson said as he did a wave-like motion with his right hand as he moved his head back and forth.

"Cuddy, didn't you listen to me? ' If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands', I don't see you clapping your hands…" House said, as he looked her up and down.

"That's because I am not happy!" Cuddy practically screamed as she waved her arms in the air as dramatic effect.

"Yay! Go team! 2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate? Dr. House! Dr. House!" The trio turned around to see Thirteen jumping in the halls, waving blue and silver pom-poms in the air with each word she chanted. Smiling largely at the small group of doctors, she entered the differential room.

"Good morning Dr. House." House sighed as Foreman walked up beside him wearing a suit, and a commercial smile, "How are you Dr. House? I love the hair, Dr. House! Wow, nice shoes, Dr. House!" Foreman went on before House tuned him out and started singing.

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!" House sang as he did the actions.

Foreman looked at him startled, but began singing along and copying House with the actions.

"Cuddy, aren't you going to clap your hands?" House asked his boss after a few minutes of singing.

"No, House, I am not going to sing or clap my hands – because I am not happy!" Cuddy cried as she moaned in frustration and stormed over to the elevators.

Once she made it to the office, she looked at her assistant, "Get my psychiatrist on the line please, I need to review my breathing exercises before I hurt something," She told the young lady with clenched teeth.

"Yes, Dr. Cuddy," She quickly obeyed, and dialled the number.

A/N – hehe, I love this! Hope you liked it too! More chapters to come soon…

Ok....so here is a list of the characteristics for the characters:

Cuddy - anger management
House - happy
Wilson - hippie
Cameron - emo
Chase - vain
Kutner - bully (I know he was a bully in high school, but I thought it would be funny)
Taub - thinks he is harry potter
Thirteen - cheerleader
Foreman - kiss-up to house