AN: Okay, HIYAS! This is HaruhixKyon and her insane friend.
Insane Friend: I am not insane so haha but HaruhixKyon is no offense!
HaruhixKyon: -death glare of DOOOOOM- So...we're going to write a fanfiction. And its supposed to be funny. If its not to you, then you shall just spontainionsly burst into flames right at your computer.
Insane Friend-Or whatever your reading this on!
HaruhixKyon: Yeah! So enjoy! Or else! And laugh at the right parts! Or risk being on FIRE!! -chuckles- We like FIIIRRREEE!
Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight.
The Cullens: Armed with IM!
EmmetBear: I AM GOING TO TURN A SQUIRREL INTO A VAMPIRE SQUIRREL! AND HE WILL EAT YOU ALL!!
RoseWithThorns: God, your an idiot. What kinda person turns a SQUIRREL?! Did the mass of air you call your brain pop?!
EmmetBear: Rose! I thought you loved me!
RoseWithThorns: I do! After 9:00 PM!
EmmetBear: Don't I know it! -smirks-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Ew!! Nobody wanted to know that!! B4 u say it emmett bella named me!!
ClumsyKlutz: Its adorable 2, Eddiekins!
FashionableAnnoyance: Yes I like the name too 'eddiekins'
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Geee thanks for the whole nickname bella
ClumsyKlutz: You know you love it!! -chuckles- -has just looked up the word 'pervert' in dictionary-
EmmettBear: Speaking of love.. Rose?
RoseWithThorns: Speaking of pervert! Emmett? Its not 9!
ClumsyKlutz: Did I just start a war?
EsmeLovesCookies: Don't worry about it, Bella. It's a compliment to Emmett...kinda...
EmmettBear: Aw come on Rose!!
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Rose answer b4 he 'persuades' you nobody wants to hear that or if the camera is hooked up to SEE that!!
EsmeLovesCookies: -backs away slowly- No parant wants to hear these things...
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Esme I have read your mind on some mornings when you seem all happy!It's not that clean!!
EmmettBear:Carlisle and Esme doing something naughty in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes jumping off cliffs,then comes being turned painfully over the course of three days! Then comes your son reading your mind when your thinking naughty things!
ClumsyKlutz: -rolls eyes- You are a true composer, Emmett.
EsmeLovesCookies: SHUT UP OR YOUR GROUNDED EMMETT! AND I'LL TELL ROSE ABOUT THE-
EmmettBear: Okay, okay! I'm stopping!
RoseWithThorns: Damn you had plans I had 'plans'!! Wait what was yours!!
EmmettBear: Well, I was going to start with the-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: please dont mention THE outfit!!
RoseWithThorns: OH that outfit perv!!
EmmettBear: AND PROUD OF IT!!
ClumsyKlutz: Of course u r a perv! I mean, u like Rose for God's sake! Its not like she has a 'great personality' or anything!
RoseWithThorns: Bella your eddiekins is going hunting soon and IM watching you so I am able to kill you!!
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: I would burn you Rosalie!!
EmmettBear: If you kill MY wife, then I'll take YOURS!!
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: You wouldnt!!
EmmettBear:She wouldnt just sit there like she does now she would fill in for Rose!!
and if you dont believe i would do that just ask alice!!
ClumsyKlutz: -squeaks- -backs into corner-
EmmettBear: youll have fun at least rose does!! oh and bella im running to the room that u r in ill be there in oh 5 seconds!
ClumsyKlutz: -drags computer into closet and locks door-
EsmeLovesCookies: Because locks are such great defenses against vampires...
EmmettBear: -goes to roses room instead-
EmmettBear:Logged Out
RoseWithThorns: fine see u in da morning!
RoseWithThorns: Logged Out
ClumsyKlutz: OMIGOD!! GET YOUR ADORABLE VAMPIRE BUTT OVER HERE EDDIEKINS!!
EsmeLovesCookies: -ish disturbed by those words-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Sorry have to go hunting rose will be at your house to drag you to our house in probably an hour Emmett and Jasper will be there to!
JasperC'monGetHappy: Erm...are you sure you want to leave Bells with US?! Rose: After that no personality comment. Emmett: After EVERYTHING. And me...I just laugh alot...at her...still, they are DEVIOUS laughs of DOOOOM.
GiantPuppy: What about LaPush and shut up leach your laughs arent doom filled
ClumsyKlutz: -ish totally oblivious- OKAY!! -cheerful smile-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: No Bella hes taking you to his room!!
ClumsyKlutz: -looks confuzzled- Huh?
GiantPuppy: Now, why would I do that Edward? It's not like I'm a perv or anything...
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Because while she was pressed to you in a sleepingbag with no room you told her to take your clothes off and i CAN read your mind!!
ClumsyKlutz: Jacob... -raises brows- What a naughty puppy mind.
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Did u just flirt!!
DoctorFang: -gasps- Bella is actually capable of flirting!! -goes to record this in medical journal- It's a miracle!
FashionabeAnnoyance:Wow!!
ClumsyKlutz: Nice to know you have so much confidence in my ability to be a girl.
EmmettBear: That was nice!!
RoseWithThorns: Surprisingly it was!!
StupidShinyVolvoOwner:-laughs-
ClumsyKlutz: Edward... -raises brows suggestively- -ish still human-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner: No I will hurt you
ClumsyKlutz: I am prepared to unleash the power of the nurses outfit on you. And it's not exactly SCRUBS. -innocent smile-
StupidShinyVolvoOwner-Logs Off(goes hunting to get away from the evil demon)
Clumsy Klutz: Dang it, (logs off)
EveryoneElseInTheWholeEntireFreakOfTheVampireWorldFamily: (logs off)