A/n: Uhh so here's the 2nd chapter, uhhh wow I say uhh a lot! So anyways enjoy it and read and review!
Characters in this chapter...
Bella, Edward, Bob, Sherebert, Shishcabob, Bunny Master...
Anyhoo, so on with the story...
Bella, Edward, Bob, Sherbert, and Shishcabob were sitting on the grass outside leaning on the Cullen's couch which was outside for no apparent reason.
"Wow that was some good sushi!" said Shishcabob after they came back.
"We ate sushi? I thought we went for some tacos." Bella said, confused about weather they ate sushi or tacos.
"Dude, this is the weirdest day EVER!" said Bob in a loud voice, and seriously I mean loud.
"Why?" asked Bella now knowing they ate sushi because of a burp that smelled like it.
"Dude, I was at Toys R' Us, and like I saw this electronic bunny." Bob said to them.
"Dude, a bunny, EWWW!" said Bella looking at Bob like she just vomited!
"Any who, so I decided to mess with it and guess what!" said Bob showing a lot of emotion and I mean a lot! (A's/n: I say that a lot to, huh?)
"WHAT?" said Bella, Shishcabob, and Edward all together!
"Dude it winked at me!" Bob said almost stabbing Edward with his LONG fingernails only it broke before he could actually poke him hard.
"Dude it did not!" Bella said rather excited than freaked out.
"And get this, when I walked away and grabbed an electronic dog instead I heard something growl!" Bob said using his growling accent.
"NO WAY!" Bella, Shishcabob, and Edward said.
"NO WAY!" said Sherbert having no idea what they are talking about. She's been butting in on a lot of conversations. She says they don't include her a lot, I mean have you met her. Ding Dong!
"Shut up Sherbert, I'm trying to tell a story!" Bob said screaming at the poor girl. No wonder she has nighty whities. That's what Sherbert calls nightmares. Like I said Ding Dong!
"I'm sorry Bob." Sherbert said in a trying to be cute voice.
"It's okay, it's okay." They all said together.
"Guys I bought the best electronic Bunny!!" Sherbert said very excited but then realized that everyone was staring at her in shock, but then lost it and went blank.
"Sherbert how could you, didn't you hear that those are evil, killing, stabbing, man eating, zombie bunnies!" Bob said sounding like a crazy hobo trying to win a bingo game.
"What, how could they be whatever you said bunnies?" Bella and Edward said together. Then they looked at each other thinking about how they repeat the same things at the same time.
"Dude they are! We have to leave town, pack our clothes, and beat up that old man who lives across the street!" Bob said trying to catch his breath but then choked.
"Oh, you mean Mr.Wrinkleman?" Bella said but then laughed because she found out what it sounded like.
"I'll get you my precious Bob!" said a bunny out of no where in like the creepiest voice ever.
"What, AHHHHHHHH! It's the bunny, it's the bunny! SHOOO! Get away. Growl, Growl, Rawr, Rawr!" Bob shouted trying to get it away while jumping on the couch.
"Ok, Bob you didn't sound like a lion... you sounded like a dead lion trying to save itself, I mean that was the worst lion noise ever." Bella said trying to burst his bubble.
"Wow another big word!" Sherbert said confused again of a big word she heard.
"I am not mean, my precious I just wanted to talk to you, and I mean talk!" the bunny said to Bob.
"No I will NEVER TALK TO YOU!" Bob shouted at the bunny, getting on the tippy top of the couch.
"If you will not speak to me, my bunny friends and I will attack your world!" the bunny said trying to sound like Godzilla.
"Dude you're pink! Who ever heard of a pink bunny trying to attack our world, I mean that's pretty funny!" Edward said cracking up on the floor then laughed so hard and fell on Sherbert and almost capacitated her.
"Rawr, if you do not listen to the bunny master two other bunnies and I will trap you forever!" a voice said out of no where.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Bob and Bella said but then laughed and fell on Edward -getting bruises- who was on Sherbert.
"Come and talk or me and my friends will trap you!" The bunny said pointing to his weird looking pink friends.
"Ha ha, there's a pink Godzilla too!" Bella said cracking up then fell on the street.
"Dude I think you should talk to them before the pink animals attack." Edward said to Bob in a serious voice. Edward couldn't read the bunnies mind for some reason.
"Ok, I will talk to you but first I have to go into my house and grab something." Bob said to the bunnies.
"Bob...It's my house." Edward said.
"Whatever!" Bob said.
"Very well then." The pink bunny said.
"Ok guys come on. We have to trap them, I cant talk to them." Bob said to his friends except for Sherbert because she was talking to herself and playing with her lamb. She had about four dozen bruises.
"Baaah, says the lamb, the lamb says baaaah." Sherbert said playing in a corner with her lamb.
"Ok dude no offense but I think that pink bunny likes you. I mean are you looking at the way he's staring at you." Bella said to Bob as h was looking at the bunny.
"Dude I think you're right but how do we stop him?" Bob said asking Edward and Bella.
"You should make out with Sherbert!" Edward said out of no where knocking Bella out with his fist because he got a little too much excited.
"Dude, tell him to shut up. I will not make out with Sherbert." Bob said to Bella because Edward kept on repeating what he said.
"Eddykins." Bella said to Edward because she knows he hates it when she calls him that.
"Stop calling me that!" Edward shouted at Bella.
"Ok I have no other choice but to make out with Sherbert and make the bunny jealous and if I'm wrong well them I'm going to have to knock out Sherbert." Bob said to himself.
"Dude hurry up." Bella said to Bob.
"Sherbert come here, I need you to stop playing with your sheep real quick." Bob said to Sherbert trying to pretend this is not going to happen.
"Bah says the lab, the lamb says bah." Sherbert said.
"Call the bunny." Bob said to Bella.
"Come here bunny master Bob wants to show you something." Bella said to the bunny master in a weird voice.
"How could you!" The bunny master said to Bob as he walked in and saw Bob kissing Sherbert.
"How could I what." Bob said to the bunny in confused voice. Well trying to sound confused.
"You're kissing her! I thought what we had was special!" The bunny said screaming at Bob and then ran away then hopped onto the pink Godzilla's back and jumped away.