I know it's been forever but I just had to write an authors note…not a real chapter. But it's still funny. I just received an anonymous review from "flames." Here it is:
"From: Flames. ()-------------------Erm... where was the plot again? oh, I forgot. There wasn't any. Excuse mefor asking. Next question: why is this fic on so much bad crack? Rathersuckish, and badly written. I mean, I hate to burst the bad!fic bubble, but...well, it was kind of just... bad. I really don't think that there are anyother words to describe what it is that you have written, exactly…"
Well darn. I knew I forgot something. What was it again…plot? Flames obviously didn't understand that the lack of plot was intentional. I hate to burst your "I'm so B.A. I wrote a flame review" bubble but…this story was just a joke I made up because I was bored. I love how you think I was serious! Next question: Is there such a thing was "good" crack? I just thought there was one kind…my mistake.
I truly appreciate the rest. Honestly I do… because I know that someone who's second in their class has NO ability to write what so ever…not even a research report, let alone a 3 minute joke.
But I am disappointed that you don't have any words to describe how horrible it really was. So I'll help you out with insulting words. Horrible, terrible, poor workmanship, atrocious, unpleasant, unbearable, beastly, abominable, dreadful, lousy, shameful and detestable. (For more go to ) I hope that this helps. The icing on the cake for me was that it was anonymous! So I can't even reply to the flamer in privately. Of course, this was MUCH more fun.
Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed this flame as much as I did!