Christa and Meli: Well here is chapter three. And the bold is just us bothering you or us arguing. In the words of Emmett "Anyways..."
Disclaimer:
Christa: We own Twilight!
Meli: You're on crak
Christa: Yes I am!...Wait what?
Meli:I should have never given you Smernoff. (Smernoff is a word we use to describe hyperness)
Christa: No you shouldn't have! Wait what?
Meli: We don't own Twilight. Though it would be AWESOME!!!
Christa: -jumping on walls, hyper- Yeah! Wait what?
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After th Pink Godzilla and kissing incident, it was time to go back to school. Hooray(M/C:use no emotion when you say hooray). Everyone had the same classes(i.e. the Cullens, Bella, Bob, Shiscabob, and Sherbert.) Well, in sixth period Bella and Edward were only together, but that's a whole other issue. Everyone was in their seats in the middle of fourth period-which was before lunch- and everyone was listening-or at least pretending to.
"Oww!" said Shishcabob cutting in all the zoning-out.
"What?" Bob said startled.
"I whit mah tun." Shishcabob said.
"What?" Bob asked again.
"I whit mah tun." Shishcabob said louder.
"What?!" Bob said not able to understand.
"I WHIT MAH TUN!" Shishcabob almost yelled.
"What?!" Bob asked again.
"He bit his tounge goddammit!" Edward said reading Shishcabob's thoughts.
"Oooh." Bob said getting quiet.
"Anyways...did you bring the straws I asked you for Bella?" Emmett asked.
"Yeah. Why'd you need them?" Bella asked handing Emmett the straws.
"Spit balls!" he said ripping paper out of a notebook.
"Oooo! I wanh hoo yoin!" Shishcabob yelled at Emmett.
"What?" Emmett and Bob asked.
"I wanh hoo-"
"He wants to join." Edward said pissed off for no reason.
"Either you're PMS-ing or you're bipolar." Rosalie said filing her nails for the thirteenth time.
"Either you're a bith or you're a bith." Edward said almost biting her head off.
"PMS-ing" Rosalie and Alice said at the same time. Edward pouted.
"Anyways...if you wants to throw spit balls then come along." Emmett told Shishcabob like those camercial people(Meli: at least I think the do) (Christa: yeah don't worry about it they do.).
After the three vampire and humans finished throwing spit balls Bella said, "Wow that was fun!"
"No it wasn't." Bob said taking a spit ball off the back of his neck.
"That was sooo not fair! I didn't get a straw!" Alice said getting a spit ball out of her hair.
Emmett immaturly stuck out his tounge at her. She did the same.
"All right who did it!" Mr. Jerkons (their science teacher) said talking in his light southern accent. Everyone kept quiet.
"All right detention for all of you." he said going back to the board.
"Awwe!" the room chorused.
"I don't care. Mr. Jerkons is hot!" Jessica said. For some reason, looked a little like Zack Efron, that is when he shaved, which was not many times.
"Eww, Jessica. He's an ass!" Lauran said.
"I don't care." She said with hearts in her eyes.
"Wow. That's like that one movie 'Prom Night' all over. Only oppisite." Bob said scooting his chair away from Jessica.
"Etwart luks lie a fich." Shishcabob said.
"I do not!" Edward said.
"Deniah." Shishcabob said shaking his head. Edward flipped him off.
"What did he say?" Bella asked.
"He said I looked like a fish, and I said I do not. Then he called me a denial." Edward said.
"Awwe it's ok Eddiekins." Bella said giving his hand a little squeeze.
"Don't call me that! But just because you're nice I'll let it pass." Edward said giving Bella's hand a a squeeze back. She blushed lightly.
"Anyways..." Emmett said.
Alice giggled and blocked her thoughts from Edward.
"What?" Emmett asked Alice.
"You're about to find out." Alice giggled and looked at Sherbert who was zonned out. (Meli: I'm like Sherbert...I Always zone out. Tee-hee.) Then something croaked and wiggled in Sherbert's sweater pocket.
"What the hell is that Sherbert?" Bob asked.
"My frog named Pajamas." She said comming back down to earth. she took out a green frog from her pocket and petted it.
"Woah" Shishcabob said.
"Wanna hold it?" Sherbert asked Rosalie.
"Over my pile of ashes." she said looking disgusted. (M/C: Just thought we should add that in. You'd get it if you read Breaking Dawn.)
"Sherberh, hwere hid yoo het hat hrog?" Shishcabob asked his sister.
"What?" she asked.
"He's asking were did you get that frog." Edward said for Shishcabob.
"My pocket." she said happily.
"But how did it get in you're pocket." Edward asked her for Shishcabob.
"I put it in there." She said still happy.
"Ugh, never mind." He said rubbing his temples.
"Whatcha doing?" Jessica asked Edward.
"Rubbing my temples." He replied.
"Temples are to big to fit on you're head." She said seriously.
"Wow. What a catch, Edward." Alice said.
"Shut up." Edward said putting his head down on his desk.
"Oh, it's okay Eddiekins," Bella said patting him on the head lightly. Edward grumbled.
"Oh, boo-hoo." Alice said slapping Edward on the back of his head.
"Why is the whole world out to get me?" Edward sobbed.
"Grab a hold of yourself, bro." Emmett said after flirting with Rosalie.
"Dude, Maaxx is staring at you," Jasper told Edward, blocking the view of Maaxx with his hand.
"She always stares at me," Edward said looking at Jasper seriously.
"And only you..." Bob said mastiriously.
"That's just creepy." Bella said freaked out. Finally, the bell rang releasing the students from the torture of class.
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Meli: Well that's it for now. Next chapter will be about lunch...Speaking of, I'm hungry.
Christa: Me, too! Well...
Meli: Review!
Christa: Oh, yeah! Review.
M/C: :)