I understand that it's been a while so here's a new chapter dedicated to all who reviewed! I have been busy with school and chores. I'm really sorry for the long wait and thankx for being patient! This will be in three parts!
"Welcome to the 7th annual talent show of Scottsdale High School! Please welcome our first act, Miss Ella Martinez singing Picture to Burn!" the principal announced while sounding like she had too much caffeine in her coffee.
"State
the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love
yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your
friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine; I'll tell mine
you're gay
And by the way...
I
hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're
a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me
strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned
you're
Just another picture to burn
There's no time for
tears,
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's
nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best
friends
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's
gonna show you how sorry you'll be
I hate that stupid old
pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck
heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a
match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just
another picture to burn
If you're missing me,
You'd better
keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad
for your health...
I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You
never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad
at lying
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As
far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn
Burn,
burn, burn, baby, burn
You're just another picture to burn
Baby,
burn..." Ella took a bow and walked off the stage. Everyone
politely clapped.
"Up next, is Elizabeth Whitehouse with her mysterious magic!" Mrs. McKinney (A.N. My real principal!) jumped out from behind the curtains, while managing to spill coffee down her white blouse. Elizabeth walked out and set up her table, placing cards, rope, a hat, and wheeled out a box.
"I hope I can beat that Mrs. McKinney! Well, for my first act, I'll need an assistant, how about you Jaimie?" Jaimie came from back stage.
"Now, pick 5 cards. Okay. Now Max, come here." I walked from the opposite side of the stage.
"Jaimie, show Max your cards. Okay. Jaimie, you picked, the ace of hearts, 5 of clubs, 9 of diamonds, king of spades, and the black and white joker. Am I right?"
"Yeah. How did you know?" Jaimie squeaked.
"A magician never reveals her tricks! Thank you for the assistants! Next, a wiggling rope!" her segment went on for 15 minutes.
"Thank you Elizabeth! Be sure to return that rabbit to Mr. Choate's room! Next up is Lena Folsom and her dance routine to the song Livin' On A Prayer!" Mrs. McKinney's shirt was still covered in coffee.
Half way through the song, she fell off the stage and the whole auditorium burst into laughter. She got up and ran out to the hall way crying the whole way.
"Ouch. That's gotta hurt! Next up is Jaimie Keravich and her proper piano playing." Now Mrs. McKinney was wearing a guy's tee shirt that said "I poop a lot" (A.N. I actually found a shirt that says that!) and everyone started to laugh at her!
Jaimie walked out and sat at the piano. She started with some classical piece that quickly changed to a song she wrote herself. By the end, people were giving her a standing ovation.
Mrs. McKinney announced 10 more acts and then it was Fang's turn.
"Up next is Nikolas Bachelder with his guitar playing You And Me."
Fang walked out onto the stage and sat on the edge. He strummed the strings of his guitar a bit before he started to play. When he actually started, it was like he's wanted to play that song for everyone to hear for a while.
What
day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I
can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much
time
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing
to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other
people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
One
of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm
tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know
where to go from here
'Cause it's you and me and all of the
people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me
and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes
off of you
There's something about you now
I can't quite
figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does
is right
'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with
nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other
people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and
me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And
it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't
keep my eyes off of you
What day is it?
And in what
month?
This clock never seemed so alive." He got up and walked
off to a loud applause and stomping of feet.
"Thank you Nikolas! Now, We'll take a short intermission and will come back in 5 minutes! Stand up, stretch, go to the bathroom, get a drink, or take a short walk. Just don't miss the second part!" Mrs. McKinney was now wearing a shirt that says "Biblophobia: fear of books in really old, stuffy libraries". Where was she getting these shirts?! My turn was looming even closer now and I, the great Maximum Ride, was a little scared!
Thankx for reading! Jaimie's last name is pronounced: care-a-vich. It's Ukrainian. I decided to change Fang's song. This one felt more right! If you have a problem with my spelling or grammar, plz send me a pm. Don't put it in your reviews cause someone just did that and I find it just plain rude!