Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun…(cries) I hope I do!!
Warning: this is my first ever fanfiction…pls. be gentle!! Handle me with care!!
Blablablah – thoughts
Blablablah – inner Sakura, Kyuubi
Last Chapter: When the Hokage was drunk, she absentmindedly gave Sakura one of her secret scrolls which delighted Sakura! Her dream to be with Sasuke will be very soon..
Sakura: There they are! Good enough to barge in since they're exhausted and tired already. Now, how to make my plan work…think Sakura, THINK!.......... I get it!!! Ahahahaha!! You are so brilliant Sakura!! (evil grin)
Chapter Two: Who Stole the Scroll?
As the two shinobis rest after an exhausting and good fight, Sakura then came out from her hiding and went to the bleeding Naruto for aid. She looked worried for him, to Naruto's thought that is.
Naruto: Sakura-chan is nice to me?! Yay! She finally noticed me dattebayo! Sa—kura- ch—an…(forces a smile to Sakura)
Sakura: Naruto!! (looks at Sasuke displeased) Sasuke-kun, don't be so harsh on Naruto-baka! You could have killed him! Sasuke, I hope you are okay there. I need to do this to have you.
Sasuke: Hn.. Dobe…He almost got me there.. I need to act as if I'm not that totally harmed. I'm not bleeding yet I pain all over.. act as none of his attacks give an impact to you Sasuke.. I'm not this weak… I have to endure…pain… (closes eyes)
Naruto: Hey! I am not an idiot you TE—Urgh—ME! (spitting blood from his mouth) damn, he almost got me! I need to be stronger.
Sakura: Naruto, don't move! Your bleeding more if you move much... Don't you ever say Sasuke-kun is a bastard and don't you dare spit on me, sheesh! Don't you want me to heal you?… I'm draining a lot of chakra here…I'm near depletion! What a damage Sasuke-kun did! Yay! he's really strong! A great husband will he ever be with strong arms to hold me!!My Sasuke-kun!!!( daydreaming with hearts all over her head)
Naruto: Go—men Sakura-chan… (looks at Sakura smiling at him with closed eyes and hears a giggle from her…he blushes…Kami-sama , if he only knows what's inside her mind) Why is Sakura-chan smiling?... a giggle from her? Why is my cheeks hot all of a sudden?
Sakura: He's blushing?? Is it from my giggle? Hm, time to initiate my first move. Naruto- kun… EEk, it's so hard to spit out the kun! I hope my flirting works… [Of course it will! He's an idiot remember?] Shut up you inner! I know it will, because I'm an actress.
Naruto: Sa—Sakura-chan? I'm stu…stu… what's that word again? I can't help but stutter! oh yeah, that's the word, I'm stutterfied![stuttering]whatever!!... Now my cheeks flush after she called my name…wait is there a kun after my name? sena-chan, can you repeat what she had said earlier? Onegai![ you're really an idiot!] Shut up Kyuubi! Sena-chan??
Me: Sheesh, no…it would spoil the moment!
Naruto: Moment? What moment? (shrugging his shoulders) I give up! You can now go on with the story Sena-chan…
Me: Don't worry Naruto, everything will be fine later… I promise!! You'll eventually love it!
Sakura: Naruto?? Can I ask you something… a favor?
Naruto: (now healing faster) what is it Sakura-chan? Will you now agree with me for lunch at Ichiraku's? I released it!! Hah!! Hope she agrees! [This is weird Naruto!! She's acting differently] No she doesn't! she finally acknowledges me!!
Sakura: I'm thinking about it Naruto if you help me with my favor… onegai shimasu…Naruto – kun (batting her eyelashes plus the kun is said so softly but Naruto caught it by reading her lips) Sasuke- kun, pls. don't get jealous… I will always be loyal to you…
Sasuke: (opens eyes and sees Sakura talking to Naruto then closes them again) Hn.. how come that pink bitch is talking to the dobe… It's quite peculiar for her…
Naruto: yay! There is the kun!(heart is beating faster) Of course Sakura-chan!! Whatever that is I will be accepting that favor! [Damn brat! Don't get too excited! Think first!... Whatever, I realized, you can't think!!] Kyuubi, don't mess up with my mood! I'm ecstasy!![ecstatic!! Idiot!] my tongue just slipped… besides, ecstasy and ecstatic are familiar![ I'm going back to sleep] good for you![ She's talking to you] Oh!! Sakura-chan…ehehehe…
Sakura: (waving her hands in front of his face) Naruto?? You spaced out there!!... Anyways,
about my favor, I would like to…
Meanwhile at the hokage office…
Tsunade: Damn headache!! So much for a hangover that I forgot what happened yesterday… Hmm…20 bottles of sake was too good! Well thank you whoever you are for bringing me my greatest de-(burps!!)-sire!! Shizune? Why is she sleeping in the office?
Shizune: (jumps after hearing her name after dozing off in the chair) Ah! Tsunade-sama, ohayo gozaimasu! Sorry, I took a doze. You were still busy calling Jiraiya-sama in your dreams I felt bad to disturb your sleep so… A-ano, when will you give the mission for the delivery of the mysterious scroll to the valley of mysteries??
Tsunade: Jiraiya?... I almost forgot about the scroll! It's ok Shizune. The scroll found yesterday on the abandoned village is like a time machine but a different one I say. The paper used is rare which I believed is used by a clan of shinobi who specializes in teleportation, but there are no existing members who live today.
Shizune: A clan specializing in teleportation? A time machine? Why would it be different?
Tsunade: The clan was thought to be just a legend, but during the Great Ninja Wars someone attempted to use it. He was the only surviving member that time and he had many pursuers back then, all curious of his jutsu. It was found out that the technique was passed on the first born sons and those capable of using it cannot pass it to his next generation. Children born aside from the first born son will carry the gene to pass the jutsu. He was killed, but they had found his place where lots of scrolls where stored. Everyone got their share of a scroll painted with unique patterns but gradually feared in using it since it asks a valuable price: their lives. If you don't have the bloodline, that is the dreadful outcome that you will experience upon using the scroll. The scrolls found were thought to be kinjutsus. Each pattern determines the properties of the scroll. Like the one found yesterday, it grants anyone who will use it to be taken to a world where they wanted to be living, be it the past, the future, or the user's dream world of fantasy. He cannot teleport at the same time interval though.
Shizune: The user instantly dies??? How do you know about the scroll's potential?
Tsunade: He simply dies upon using it, which means the user will be living in a different world forever and he can never come back! But… the user's memory won't fade away. It's just a continuity of his life in another world, with new faces and culture to deal with. I have met a hermit long before I met you. He used it. At first, I didn't believe him but through careful investigation and research, all information he told me was true. He wanted the war to end during his time and just want to know the effects of it in the future. He gave me the empty scroll with the weird pattern on it after I battled with him for wanting to kiss me. (makes a disgusted face) I still have the goose bumps remembering his ugly scarred face especially when he tried to flirt wit---
Shizune: Ahh, Tsunade-sama we're going off topic here…(sweatdrops)
Tsunade: Oh! Hehe… I dozed off… Anyway, the one he gave me and the scroll found yesterday have the same patterns that's why I know what that scroll is capable of. If the scroll falls in bad hands, the world's future is doomed. That's all I know for now. By any means, we have to give full security in protecting the scroll while taking it to the valley of mysteries. Experts there know much more.
Shizune: (shocked!! o.O ) that means, it is a forbidden scroll then? … Who do you want to deliver the scroll to the valley of mysteries?
Tsunade: Give me 3 anbus. The scroll is in the left compartment of the cabinet near the window. Oh… I'm having a big headache today. Might as well… zZZ!!! (snores)
Shizune approaches the cabinet and found the left compartment broken leaving the unlocked lock hanging on the left cabinet's knob.
Shizune: The cabinet's been opened by force… Ahh…Tsunade-sama…
Tsunade: Hmm… just let me take another nap Shizune.
Shizune: Tsun--! ( getting pissed off and pokes the blonde's shoulder)
Tsunade: zZZZZ!! (replied by a loud snoring)
Shizune: TONTON'S KIDNAPPED!!
Tsunade: zZZZZ!! Wha-a? Don't you think it's pig-(zzZZ)-napped Shiz… zzZZ!
Shizune: YOU'RE THE HOKAGE FOR KAMI'S SAKE, WAKE UP IT'S IMPORTANT!!!
Tsunade: you'll be the Officer-(zzZ)-In-(zZZ)-Charge for now…zZZ!
BONK! Bonk! BONK! Bonk! BONK! Bonk! BONK! Bonk! BONK! Bonk! BONK!
Shizune: Geez… WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UP! (keeps on pounding the Godaime's head again but notices a very dark aura emanating from her) A—aaaaaahhh! Tsu-Tsunade-sssammaaa… looks like I overdid it! Help me!
Tsunade: S-H-I---Z-U---N-E!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( a very very dark aura on her)
Shizune: (mentally shrinks) the… the… the... thescrollwefoundyesterdayisnotinthecabinet!!! (Tries to keep her face on the floor) Eeep!!! Pls don't hit my face pls don't…
Tsunade: What? (moods back to normal) SAY IT SLOWLY DAMMIT!
Shizune: the scroll…ahh…
Tsunade: what about the scroll? O.o
Shizune: (shaky forefinger points at the cabinet) the scroll is…
Tsunade: I place it there so what's the problem?? (notices the left compartment's condition)
Oh, that! I was also a little bit pissed off yesterday about something and you know what I can do when I'm pissed off… It just so happens that I can't find the keys for the lock…Why the hell do they need keys anyway!! Who never thought of placing seals instead of that vile lock! (glares at the lock) Uh… now my headache returns… So what is it now? (shrugs)
Shizune: Oh!... Blondes=temper!... But it's not that thing that I'm trying to tell you.
Tsunade: then why the face? (glares)
Shizune: Ok…your death glare wins… it's what's inside that I'm concerned of.
Tsunade: (looks in the cabinet) the only thing inside there is the scroll which is not there right now!
Shizune: Yes!
Tsunade: So… your point is??
Shizune: …What the?? Are blondes really that stupid? And to think she's a Sannin and a Hokage! …Maybe, you placed it somewhere else?
Tsunade: No! I'm sure I placed it right there! (points at locker)
Shizune: But why is it not there right now?
Tsunade: …I'm super sure I did place it right there Shizune! I swear!
Shizune: then it's… lost…
Tsunade: probably… (O.O) …WHAT?
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Tsunade: IF SOMEONE'S GOT A HOLD ON THAT SCROLL, HE'LL BE BURNED! What if I gave it to one of my clients or visitors? I've got lot's of visitors and clients… not a big help!! I'm pretty sure the scrolls I gave Gai and Kurenai were the right ones… Shikamaru? Heck, he didn't get it. Sakura?… the hell… I can't remember after that! (with wide eyes)My sake visitor must have got it! Shizune, did you remember my last visitor?
Shizune: Jiraiya-sama… I saw him went out of the office at 3 a.m.… I was going to check if I left the report that Kakashi gave you yesterday. Then I saw you sleeping with sake bottles on the floor. I decided to wait for you but then I was tempted by sleep too.
Tsunade: Jiraiya was the one giving me sake?... (another shocking face) he might have gotten the scroll!! But why will I give it to him anyway?
Shizune: …Because you're drunk, and you are not on your right mind!...
Tsunade: Shizune?
Shizune: Uh, sorry I was trying to relate Jiraiya to the scroll…Can she read minds?...But if you gave it to him, where will we find him now?? He cannot stop from a place for a long time…Tsunade-sama… what do you think will he do with the scroll?
Tsunade: (shakes head) damn headache!! Damn scroll!! I don't know! He's our primary suspect for now… UH! … DAMN YOU JIRAIYA! I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU NOW! (punches the desk and the hokage office shakes)
Shizune: (shudders) maybe we will need a punch proof office next time… more repairs coming… (sweat dropped)
Me: hah!! I'm done with the second chappy!! Is it long? This chapter's really different than before… total revision I say… oh c'mon… I know you're eager to review!! Wel, in truth I'm the one eager to read reviews!! See you next Chapter!!
Oh by the way… I won't focus on the scroll's history after this chapter… I made up a clan with teleportation as a bloodline limit... and I don't want to give a name to the last member of the clan and the hermit Tsunade met during her gambling escapades.
I really made Tsunade an OOC there…she's not really stupid...i just take into consideration her blonde hair…but hey, she easily gets angry and I made Shizune a little unrespectful towards the Hokage's actions…
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