Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun… we all know who made him… we just want to steal him for a while!!
Warning: this is my first ever fanfiction…pls. be gentle!! Don't burn me with your flames!!
Blablablah – thoughts, talking to sena-chan
Blablablah – inner Sasuke, Kyuubi
Last Chapter: Jiraiya is the primary suspect of the lost scroll… Oh no! Tsunade's destroyed the hokage tower… Sakura executes her plan to capture Sasuke's heart… and Naruto…uh… what could be Sakura's favor??
Chapter Three: The Real Suspect is…who??
While Sakura was busy telling Naruto her favor, an anbu appeared telling her to report to Tsunade immediately. Luckily she was finished and she waved goodbye leaving a grinning foxy boy and a sleeping emo???
Sasuke: I'm not asleep sena-chan! I'm just closing my eyes.
Me: Hi Sasuke!! Hm…you acknowledge me!! How shweeeet! By the way, what's with the drool on your mouth? Not a proof? Hm… looks like Sakura ignores you today. Don't you like to be fawn at huh, Sasuke!! Admit it or else that proves me your…
Sasuke: I'm what??
Me: SECRET!! It adds thrill ne? ahahaha!! Hey, go and apologize!
Sasuke: Hn... shut up! (glares) It's better with her that way, less annoy-( is hitted by a pebble in the forehead) WHAT THE! (opens his eyes and glares at the blond) What the hell DOBE!!!!
Naruto: ARE YOU DEAF?? I'M ALREADY SCREAMING HERE CALLING YOUR NAME, TEME!
Sasuke: Hn… (closes eyes again but still glares at sena-chan for his spacing out) Go away Sena-chan… you're not supposed to be a part in this story!
Me: (n,n) Ok.. since you called me Sena-chan…I'll take my exit here! Ta da!
Naruto: Oi, teme! Sakura's really upset with you. You should apologize to her for shouting at her face!
Sasuke: Hn…
Naruto: …
Sasuke: (stands rather slowly due to chakra exhaustion) it's not my fault.
Naruto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT? IT WAS OBVI-- OMP!! (mouth was blocked by Sasuke's hand covering it) what the…his reflexes are still impressive even though he can barely stand a while ago…
Sasuke: (still covering Naruto's mouth…saying close to a whisper) keep quiet dobe… someone's coming.
Naruto: … someone?... whatever teme…
Sasuke: (whisper) I said shut up!
Naruto: (whisper) Okay!! Okay!!
Both shinobis hide their chakra immediately and went to a safe spot.
Sasuke and Naruto: it stopped… (Looks and observes surroundings) it better not be an enemy… (wide- eyed) Jiraiya (Ero-Sennin)?? Why does he sounded like a girl??hm…
Kakashi: hahahah! Those fools! I never thought it was this easy to get it… Nobody even noticed it was me. Aha-ha-ha-ha! Lucky that Hokage is drunk! Time to dispel my henge…KAI!
Both genins were shocked to see a small red-headed girl with a hitai-ate on her right leg. It identifies that she is from the hidden mist village. She was carrying a scroll on her left hand...
Girl: (sounded like a 60-yr old woman) With this special scroll to grant someone's desire, I'll regain my youthful beauty in forever! Now who will not like a youthful me, ne?? Hehehe…
The girl or rather the old woman then attempted to open the scroll.
Naruto: She stole a forbidden scroll in our village! She'll pay for this!
Sasuke: A scroll to grant something desired?? How come I don't know that… but I'm sure the right person to own that scroll is not a pathetic youth-craving old hag…ME! Now, Itachi nii-san, i'll gain the mangekyo, way different than yours…I'll kill you pretty soon!
Both genins jump from their hiding place towards the intruder equipped with their shurikens and kunais.
Naruto: Hold it right there old woman! You won't gewt away with that scroll not when UZUMAKI NARUTO'S HERE DATTEBAYO!
Masami: Huh? Who?
Naruto: grr… You're facing the next HOKAGE!!!!
----A couple of leaves were blown away as a gust of wind enters the scene----
Bird: Caw! Caw! Caw! (flaps its wings)
Masami: ah..ha-ha!! (sardonic laugh)
Sasuke: You really are an idiot blowing our cover!! Give it back you ugly bitch!
Masami: o.OGo home brats, I don't want to…(upon hearing ugly) AAAAAAAAHHHHH, YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING SO UNFIT FOR MY BEAUTY! I CAN NEVER ACCEPT SUCH WORD! DIE WITH SHAME! YOU STUPID BRATS WILL PAY FOR IT!
----Suddenly, strong winds move towards the two----
Naruto: Teme! You shouln't have told he that she's ugly!! Shit! Shit! Too strong…A-aaah!! (blown away!)
Sasuke: Hn! She's really ugly!! Shut up and concentrate on… (blown away)!Aaaah! I'm still weak and can't fight an old hag…must think…fast…
Masami: Surprised ne? Little brats want to play with the great Masami (meaning - masa: become mi: beautiful)? Well, I'm still flexible and smexy!!(poses)…
--Naruto and Sasuke were disgusted by her pose exposing hanging mouths and wide eyes--
Masami: Prepare your worst nightmare! You should have gone home when I told you… well, the only option I will let you go is if you are dead!! And I will make it fast and painless!! Naah… I changed my mind… how about I let you suffer first…??...What would be my perfect final kill?...
Sasuke: Hn… then we live you no choice but to kill you! (throws shurikens at her but she just "poofed") bunshin… WHA---???
----Masami then appears infront of Sasuke stabbing him----
Masami: That won't work on me twit! Ahahahah!!! Poor boy, your still young to die!!??
----Stabbed Sasuke poofed into a log----
Masami: kawarimi?… two slowpokes can't kill me let alone catch me!!
Naruto: (recovers after being hit on the tree trunk) Oh yeah! Handle my Taijuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
----The field is now full of orange jumpsuits jumping and poofing while fighting Masami----
Sasuke: WHAT THE?? He released that much chakra? but we were both exhausted! I lack chakra to activate my sharingan already. Looks like taijutsu will just do. My katon jutsu will be my finishing kill.
Meanwhile at the Hokage tower area…
Tsunade: I already gave you the description of the scroll's capabilities. Search for Jiraiya a.s.a.p.! He's our prime suspect. Understood? Now Dismissed!
The ANBU squad then nodded and immediately went to search for the scroll and Jiraiya in a continuous "poof". Then came Sakura, shocked that the Hokage Tower's half fell into pieces.
Tsunade: Sakura, attend to those who were injured. You already have the capacity.
Sakura: Hai! Ano… Tsunade-shisou… May I know what happened here? How will I tell Tsunade-shisou that I can't open the scroll with what she has told me… This is not the perfect timing for me to talk to a raging Hokage… (ToT)…
Somewhere in the Fire Country…
Jiraiya: Oh! This research is perfect!! Ah…ah…ah…ACHOOOOOO!! Whoopsie…
Shrieking voices of random women were heard saying "PERVERT!!" and our famous toad sannin had to make a run for his life… meaning transferring to another place…again…
Me: Yay!!! It's shorter…well, I'm not that good with fight scenes. Sorry if there ain't no great battle scenes but the battle's still beginning! Maybe, I'll add more details next chappy!!
Someone, disguised herself as Jiraiya and stole a scroll? But Sakura has a scroll too? So which is which? Find out next chapter!! Now, we are really sure that it wasn't Jiraiya!! More Battle scenes and Sakura's move next chappy!
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