Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…but I own this fic…kyaa!!
Warning: this is my first ever fanfiction… and Naruto is a girl sometime soon here…
Blablablah – thoughts, talking to sena-chan
Blablablah – inner Sakura, Kyuubi
Last Chapter: The battle between the mist-nin and the konoha shinobis is over… Masami opened the already empty scroll and unfortunately she never regained her youth…Tsunade wants to see her…
Chapter Five: Mysterious Sake
At Ibiki's Interrogation Office…
Ibiki: Hokage-sama… she's over there…(points to where Masami's at)
Tsunade: Leave us be… (approaches Masami)
Ibiki: Hai!! (signals his fellow interrogators to leave the room)
Masami: (mumbling to herself) I just wanted to be like Tsunade… a mid-20's figure that will always be wooed by men…and… I am NOT stealing a very dangerous scroll!!
Tsunade: So, you're jealous of my look? And then you tried to get me to tell you and give you my secret by making me drunk?
Masami: Hn…I shouldn't have made you drunk!... Tsunade, how about we make a trade? I have bought a rare kind of sake that I know you always crave the most!! If you give me your youthful secret, I'll gladly give you my sake even it's special to me for free. It's in my bag… over there!
Tsunade: (looks in Masami's bag and inspects the bottle) hmm?...what will I do? She really does have the special one… Fine… I'll perform it infront of you and make you like me! You'll be pretty in no time!! Payback is very sweet…oooh!! But before I do it, you have to close your eyes…
Masami: (glares at Tsunade) How do I know if it's not a trick?
Tsunade: When it comes to sake…we're talking serious business here… just close them now damn it!
Masami: Fine!! (closes her eyes stubbornly) Do it now!
After one minute…
Tsunade: You can open them now.
Masami: (touches her ample breast, her curvy waist and her fine ass) it's true! She really transformed me!! Too bad she never mentioned the right seals! So, will you release me now?
Tsunade: With pleasure!! (hiding her amusement) I'm glad you like the results…
Masami: Heh!! I never thought you were nice Tsunade!! I'll make sure I'm better than you… Just you wait and see how men will compete in kissing my feet!!! (walks away from the office while chuckling to herself and waving goodbye to the blonde Hokage without turning back) Sayonara! (and "poofed" herself)
Tsunade: nice?? Heh, you forgot to touch your face oldie!!! Look in the mirror first!! That's what you get for messing up with Godaime! ( makes a hand gesture to call someone)
Anbu: (appears suddenly) Will I follow her Hokage-sama?
Tsunade: Hai… I want to know her reaction and I want a full detail!! No parts missing, you got that!!
Anbu: Hai… she's really weird! (poofs)
Tsunade: Time for a great celebration!!! How do we celebrate it sake-kun? (talks to the special sake) Hm… come to think of it, it's that gaki's birthday… I'll let him taste what real sake is!!! Mwahahaha!!! That Masami… thinks she can outsmart me, ne? Heh! Now to hide you from Shizune.
At the Konoha hospital…
Sasuke: (wakes up and looks on his surroundings) Sakura, where's that dobe?
Sakura: (arranging daffodils in a vase) Oh! Sasuke-kun! You're awake now… I don't know where that idiot went. By the time I came here his bed's already empty. He has fewer wounds than you anyway… So, how are you feeling today? Can you move yourself freely now?
Sasuke: Hn… (notices a glint of light from Naruto's bed) his necklace… ??
Sakura: I came to say that you can already be released in the hospital, but if you still don't feel well you migh-
Sasuke: I'm off to go…
Sasuke: (smiles and appears fidgety) Really? Ahh, Sasuke-kun since you are feeling ok right now, will you…will you…
Ino: (makes a surprising entrance at the door) Sasuke-kun!!! Will you be my date tonight? Well, Shizune-san says that you're fine now, so will you say yes?? Please Sasuke-kun?? (unnoticing a very dark aura coming from a pink-haired medic-nin) Pretty please?? (batting eyelashes) I assure you, I'm way better than that forehead!!
Sakura: I-N-O!!!!
Ino: Eh? Sakura?
Sakura: YOU PIG!!!
Ino: SAY AGAIN??
Sakura: (clenches knuckles) Sasuke-kun won't date you!!!
Sasuke: Stupid bitches!! (walks to Naruto's bed picking the jade necklace)
Ino: Says who?? A walking billboard?
Sakura: Calm down Sakura… Kill that pig!!!!... Let me handle this inner… The whole village will agree with me!!!
Ino: (pissed off really good) and so does Sasuke-kun!!!
Sakura: YOU PIG!!! I'm better than you, it's obvious!! (gritting her teeth and points forefinger at Ino)
Ino: (snorts and raises an eyebrow) The only thing noticeable in you is your FOREHEAD!!
Sakura: why you BITCH!!!Told you, you should kill her already!!... Fine, you win for now inner!!
While the two kunoichis are busy having a bitch fight, Sasuke makes his disappearance and Tsunade makes her not so great entrance!! She almost gets in the middle of Sakura and Ino's punch!! Sakura and Ino both noticed where their fists will lead to and were just in time to hold back their punches!!
Tsunade: What the hell's going on in here?? (rage boiling)
Sakura: Eep!!! Tsu-Tsu-Tsunade- sempai!!!!
Ino: Oh shit! Hhhh-hokage- sama!!!
Tsunade: (cracks her knuckles so noisily) You better give me a good explanation about this…or else!!!
Sakura and Ino: Hhhai!!!
Somewhere in the busy streets…
Sasuke: (rests in Ichiraku) Damn that dobe… he's still not in his house and also not even visiting his favorite noodle- house… Ahh… why do I care!! He lost this…he better search for this…Hn, I will make him pay for making me so dead tired just to give this…this… (carefully looks at the diamond shape crystal in his left hand)
Sena-chan: Tsk tsk… that's bad Sasuke!!
Sasuke: Sena-ch--…You again!!! How come you just pop out of nowhere??
Sena-chan: OOPS!!! How come you can't fully call me by my name??hm???
Sasuke: So what??
Sena-chan: C'mon say it!!
Sasuke: No!!
Sena-chan: How about I put some fangirls right there sitting with you and resting on your lap??
Sasuke: YOU… CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Sena-chan: Can too!! I'm the authoress here remember?
Sasuke: Fine!! What do you want Sena-chan!!??? (with killer intent in his eyes)
Sena-chan: So you're pissed?? You're easily pissed with me aren't you?? I kind of hope my barging in will tend to help you relax and calm down but it turned out to be the opposite… So Ja!!!
Sasuke: Wait!! Won't you try to do it now?
Sena-chan: Naa… I changed my mind…Ja!!!
Sasuke: Why you!!!...Stupid authoress… Better head to the training grounds… damn wounds still hurt but I still can train!! (his pace slowed down when someone called him)
Tsunade: Ahh… Sasuke!! Wait! Have you seen Naruto?
Sasuke: (shakes his head)… His not in his house when I went there.
Tsunade: Sou ka… Gaki, where are you? … Anyway, don't train for now. You need more rest!!
Sasuke: (looks at Tsunade's retreating back confused as to why she wants to see him) She's right… my feet sore.
Sena-chan: Ehem, You should still be in the hospital instead than forcing yourself to train now. By the way, I know how to ease your throbbing feet… want me to tell you?
Sasuke: I thought you left??
Sena-chan: Oh, ok… I won't bother you again!!
Sasuke: Sena-chan! Wait--
Fangirls: (appears right infront of him just like a summoned beast) KONICHIWA SASUKE-KUN!!!! HOW ARE-
Sasuke: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (glares with murderous intent fit enough to scare away his fangirls) S-E-N-A-chan!!!!!
Sena-chan: Sorry, those fangirls of yours forced me to let them see you!! But I know, you can easily drive them away!! Do your feet still ache? …(looks at Sasuke's popping vein in his forehead) My, my!! You have a headache too!!! Want some advice? Go home… and sleep!!! Then, you can go and search Naruto again with your regained strength!! Trust me, it works!!
Sasuke: I don't want to hear your voice again!!!
Sena-chan: Then, it's ok for you to see me rather than hear me, ne?
Sasuke: SENA-CHAN!!!!! (pupils almost turned bloody red)
Sena-chan: What did I do this time? (sees Sasuke's extreme murderous glare) Ah, hehehe…
Sasuke: Send me home now!!!
Sena-chan: Alright! Alright! Sheesh, I'm not a genie and you're not my master!!! (made a shortcut path to the Uchiha compound, more like making new paths to his house) Well, what do I see? You're near your home!! Just follow the arrows I made!! Or maybe I am a genie!!
Sasuke: Hn… (proceeds to where the arrows lead him)
Sena-chan: Don't I get a thank you perhaps?...
Sasuke: Just go away…
Sena-chan: I can change your location with just a flick of my fingers and you'll be at the top of the Hokage mountain within a sec!!
Sasuke: Fine!! THANK YOU!! Now, will you go??
Sena-chan: Without further ado!!! Heh, see you next time!!
Sasuke: Ugh… How come authors are part of the story all of a sudden?? (opens the door and slumps on his bed) Dobe, this is all your fault!!! Oooh, you'll pay dearly for making me sore and tired…you can't get your precious necklace too easily…that's for sure!!
Meanwhile…
The people of Konoha are currently enjoying the 13th celebration of the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune's defeat against the Yondaime. There is merrymaking in the streets and happiness is painted in every citizen especially during the parade. Everyone is enjoying a comical act on how the 4th Hokage defeated the demon. All was seen atop the four faces that were carved on a mountain where a very familiar shinobi sat. His whisker marks on both his cheeks were stretched and were brought closer to each other, thereby telling that he too is happy upon watching them but what his eyes show is the opposite of what he displays.
Naruto: Hey Kyuu, I know you can hear me right now… What do you want now kit?... Seems like you're not in the mood… Who in their right mind will be enthusiastic enough to celebrate the day when she was encased inside the stomach of a loud brat!!...Wait a minute, you're female??... Do I have to wear ribbons and make-up for you to believe??... Ah, hehe... alright, I believe you!! Before you rip my stomach to shreds… I heard that kit!... Hey, it's only a joke! No offence there!... I know, I just want to change your mood for a while… Eh??... It's your birthday but you sympathized with me… Seems like I can also borrow what you're feeling… Hn… I know it's my fault you were thought of as me.… Well, you never did choose to be inside me. Yondaime placed you inside me… So, you're blaming him?...No. I think he just did the right thing to protect this village. Besides if you ask me, I would gladly sacrifice myself and will never hesitate for the villagers' sake even it will cost me my life!!... You humans, I really can't understand you!... Maybe he knew that I can't really let others be hurt that's why he chose me to have you in my stomach. But you are the one who ends up getting hurt!... By the time I was born, I am already given a responsibility by the 4th Hokage… It's better me than them! I know how it feels. I just don't want them to suffer more from what they had when you were let loose. I wasn't let loose!!... Besides, I firmly believe that no one is born evil unless he believes he is… I am a demoness, brat…I know you're a demoness yet I believe you're not pure evil… Because?... You let me befriend you!!... Hn… That means there's still kindness in your heart!!... I'm going to sleep now kit!! Hey, Kyuubi! Don't sleep!!... ... You really want to evade this topic don't you?... … You can't deny it, ne Kyuubi?... … looks like she's asleep!
Naruto: Seems like I have to celebrate it myself!!
Suddenly, a gust of wind stirred his sun-kissed hair revealing a too familiar figure wearing a mask standing behind a dog named Pakkun.
Kakashi: Why will you celebrate it yourself? How about let's throw a party!? (both eyes are on the blue Icha-Icha series although the other one is covered)
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei?!!!
Iruka: And it's not just ramen your going to eat today since it's your birthday…(smiles)
Naruto: Iruka-sensei?!!
Anko: Today's your lucky day brat!! I let you taste my favorite dango!!
Naruto: A-anko-san! How come I still feel tense when she's around?
Jiraiya: (with a little nosebleed due to the effects of his imagination) And you get to see great beauty in just their-
Shizune: (glared intensely directed to Jiraiya) Naruto, Tsunade-sama has something for you at the Hokage Tower.
Naruto: Ero-sennin!! Shizune-san!! Ano sa, ano sa… did you all climb here to see me?
Kakashi: You've hidden your chakra well. I have to use Pakkun to find you.
Naruto: (tears of joy were forcing themselves back at his eyes) Gomen!! I used my Kage Bunshin to roam the streets in a Henge and I was visiting Ojii-san in his grave in another henge awhile ago. I never thought someone would want to see me today…
Iruka: Or rather, you don't want someone to see you today? Naruto, we know who you really are and you've quite surprised us with your improvement even if you're still a genin. But I guess, no matter how well you've hidden your chakra to us, you'll always be noticeable in orange!
(a couple of smiles and laughs were seen and heard)
Naruto: Ehehe… Is this real? Or am I just dreaming?... Pinch yourself! There are people who care, kit… so it is real…Hey, Kyuu I know you're wide awake!!...Hn…
Shizune: Tsunade-sama's waiting in the office already!! She wants you there!! So, let's go!!! You all know her if she gets pissed…
Naruto: Hhai!!! I will never ever forget this birthday!
In a not too far away place outside Konoha…
Masami was paying attention to her dream fantasies and never noticed the presence of the anbu that Tsunade had ordered to follow her. She was dead tired of walking and leaping that when she found a stream decided to plunge her tired newfangled body in the nude. She was facing her exposed flawless back on two rouge-nin who were also tired and resting near the watercourse. Both had seen her strip show a minute ago.
Masami: (muttering to self) Heh, that Tsunade!! When it comes to her favorite drink, she becomes an idiot!! I wonder what will happen to her if she drank my "sake"!! Ahahaha-
Rogue-nin 1: Well, what do we have here… looks like we have found a beauty ne!!
Rogue-nin 2: The perfect recreation for our worn out selves…(approaches the musing naked kunoichi)
Rogue-nin 1: (catcalls) Excuse me beautiful… (goes to where his partner went)
Rogue-nin 2: (strips clothes and joins Masami without noticing her face) mind if we join you?
Masami: (upon hearing the word "beautiful" then turned to face her suspected lover) Why, of couse!!! It's my pleasure!! (shows her yellow teeth whilst smiling).
Rogue-nin 1 & 2: (faces were struck with horror by the time she turned to face them) AAAAAHHH!!!!!! ( the first fainted and the other drowned himself)
Masami: How come their response seemed frightened?? Never seen such beauty before? Besides, they are ugly unlike me… (looks at her reflection for the first time) Wha-whaaaaaaaaa!!!... TSUNADE!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the same old and shabby face!! I'll KILL you, you BITCH!!!!!
Anbu: (watching from a not so distant tree) Hm… looks like I've finished my mission… (poofs)
Back to Konoha's Hokage Tower…
Sakura: Ano, Tsunade-sempai! Where will I place this scroll? I don't know what category it belongs.
Tsunade: (just arrived after taking a stroll on the streets and meeting with Sasuke) You can place that one in that cabinet over there… or maybe you can keep it!!
Sakura: Eh?
Tsunade: It's an empty one… It once contained a teleportation seal but I kind of like the designs on the scroll so I decided to keep it. Have you finished piling up the scrolls over there and the antidotes too?
Sakura: Hai!! Where is Shizune-san anyway??
Ino: Hokage-sama, the food is ready and set already.
Tsunade: Well, your punishment's over… Enjoy the festival while you can!!! Dismissed!!
Sakura and Ino: Hai!!!
Sakura: Why do I feel that the designs of that empty scroll seem familiar?? (realization hit her) I was given a wrong scroll !!! (runs hastily toward her house)
Ino: What's up with her!! So excited to go home?? Might as well head to the flower shop…
Ten minutes passed by…
Naruto: OBAA-CHAN!!! (made his loud entrance)
Tsunade: Oi, gaki…(walks up to Naruto and ounched him playfully) Happy 13th Birthday!!!
Naruto: (recovers from the punch and makes a true smile) Thank you Everyone!!!
Tsunade: Why don't we start-… JIRAIYA!!! (notices Jiraiya's full mouth and noisy munching)
Jiraiya: Ehehe… thought you still want some "moment" there!!! (observes Tsunade's building anger) Oi, Naruto!!! Happy Birthday!!! (poofs)
Tsunade: I'll search for you later you damn pervert!!!! (anger recedes)
Kakashi: So, can we start now?? I'm hungry…
Hours have passed and midnight draws to a close but still the Hokage's office is filled with people… drunk and snoring people… to be exact well except for a genin we all love since Kyuubi's powers can't make him drunk.
Tsunade: (drunk but still can manage to drink) Oi, gaki!!! I've prepared a very rare kind of sake for you to drink!! By the time it fills your mouth…you want more of it…I'll assure you!!! (picks up the sake bottle in a groggy manner and pulls out the cork) Give me your cup!
Naruto: How come it smells differently?? Baa-chan, does it have to smell like this?
Tsunade: Are you scared to be drunk? Just take a sip!!! I'll fill my cup too. Let's see who goes to sleep first!! (tried to fill her cup but her droopy eyes and shaky hand caused the contents to spill on the floor since the bottle laid parallel to the ground indicating that she dozed off right before the liquid touched the cup)
Naruto drank his cup to prove he won't take down any challenge and in a couple of seconds his vision became hazy causing sleep to take over. He fell on the semi-wet floor face first. This is the first time that he's totally drunk. After five minutes, a pink-haired kunoichi entered flawlessly inside the room and noticed that everyone is sleeping due to the alcohol's effects. She never intends to wake them up since she has to return the scroll that Tsunade mistakenly gave her. It turned out to be the teleportation scroll. Since the room is quite messy, she accidentally slipped upon stepping on an empty bottle lying on the floor and came in contact with Masami's opened bag as she pries her eyes. The bag, she suspected belonged to Tsunade since it is near her desk. She might have ignored the contents until she spotted a label on a bottle. Inspecting the bag, she found other potions concerning beauty in particular as well as some herbs and powder. Hesitating, she looked at Tsunade's sleeping face then to the bag. She really wanted to be noticed by a pale-faced Uchiha… or maybe even by a man better than him.
Sakura: Nah!! Sasuke-kun's the best!!! (muttering to self) Better get out of here before anyone will notice me… (grabs 2 bottles with labels of "love" and "beauty" inside Masami's bag)
As the sun rises in the east of Konoha…
Tsunade: COME BACK HERE AND CLEAN MY ROOM YOU BRATS!!! (hearing poofs and seeing clouds of smoke leaving an alarmed Shizune and a sleeping Naruto on the floor )
Shizune: Ah, Tsunade-sama!! I have to walk Tont-
Tsunade: You're not going anywhere outside this room!!
Shizune: B-but!!!
Naruto: (wakes up) Eh? Why am I here Baa-?... (seeing Tsunade's rage) Must get out of here!! Quick, quick!!
3…2…1…OOPS!
Tsunade: You too, Naruto! Help Shizune in cleaning this place!! I'll tell Kakashi to have a day-off today so you can rest after cleaning this.
Naruto: H-hai!!!! Next time I need to learn quick escapes! Training is much better and fun to do!
Tsunade: What are you two standing there for? Start by picking the broom and rag!!
Shizune and Naruto: HAI!
Tsunade: Kami-sama, my head really hurts… (seeing the almost empty "rare" sake bottle) Did I really drink too much of you sake-kun?... I will be back… and when I get back I want this room to be squeaky clean. (walks out of the room)
Sena-chan: I'm done!!!! It's quite long!! Sorry for not updating on the promised date since I got my hands filled during the holidays and had to pass requirements in school lately… I just want to thank all the readers who added me to their alerts and I do appreciate it really!! Thanks a lot!!! Do I have to give a spoiler for next chapter or do I have to?? Since, I love you
All so much… here it is!! Naruto and Sasuke will spend more time together and our blonde protagonist will experience certain physical changes in him… oh, emotional changes will have to occur too … Minna-san, Ja ne !!!