Sorry I haven't updated in a while, it's the holidays/my birthday/family that can't stand to be together all meet up in one place for a family reunion and I am driven nuts since EVERYONE confides in me! I swear I'm the SecretKeeper of my family! (Which by the way is a good story, it's by to-love-is-to-lie, she's awesome, check it out ;P) Anyway, I'm here, 1:16 in the morning on Christmas Eve making it up so I think I'm ok x] Oh, and all anonymous reviewers, replies are at the bottom :D

Monday June 16,

First day of school today and quite frankly I'm surprised that they even let me, seeing as how I've been acting. But you know what; I'm just going to skip over my thoughts on that, who cares anyway? I don't even care and they're my thoughts!

First period is Wonderful oh glorious Social Studies. (Gag) My teacher, some old veteran named Danzo (male), -everyone is called by first names- is really strict. And personally, I think he gets a little too excited over the talk of gruesome battles and wars and such. But hey, like I said, what I think doesn't matter.

Second period is Martial Arts. It's WAY cool. They take unique conditions of ours, and instead of trying to suppress or delete the behavior, help us embrace it and use it for our own lives and defense! Let me explain, my teacher, Yasuo (also male), examined me today. We found I SUCK and hand-to-hand combat, also known as taijutsu. My mind manipulation skills, or genjutsu, suck even more. But my ability at creating things and causing things to do what I want by a connection through charka excels! He knows of my pyromania and is coming up with a way for me to use it in defense! Although moving my hands in the strange positions required for manipulating the charka feels REALLY weird and I'm slow. But Yasuo says it's like that in the beginning and gets better. This makes sense, since practically EVERYTHING does.

Third period is Art (YAY!!) Do I really have to explain why I love art so much? I've only donated my everything into it, and lived, breathed, ate and shit the stuff for years, enjoy it immensely, and…I just went on another rant huh? Oopsie… Again, my teacher, Gin (female), is helping me embrace my love for explosions. I get to blow stuff up with permission! Although I have to have an adult near, and it HAS to be small…but hey it's something right?

Fourth is English. My teacher Akira (another male) speaks FOUR fricken languages! His name REALLY fits…

Fifth is Science. I never really pay attention the special names like geometry or chemistry or whatever, so everything is going to be just that mmk? My teacher is Hide; (female) Nothing much to say here.

Next is Lunch. I sit on the only empty bench away from everyone else. I don't know anyone and it would be way too awkward to try and sit at some random table. Besides that, a lot of people here are scary!

After that is Math with Haru (male) and Language Arts with Ami. (Female) Then we all go to our dorms (it's not really a dorm but the name works) do homework, hang with friends, whatever, until six o'clock. Then we eat dinner, return to our rooms and continue to do whatever until ten. Then it's lights out, we wake up at five, eat breakfast at seven, start school at eight and do it all over again.

Currently its five-thirty, and I want a shower so I'm going to go for now. I'll be back later.

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I.

Am.

A.

Moron.

And a really klutzy moron at that. I was carrying my tray back from the line to my bench when I tripped over air, yes AIR and fell flat on my face. My lunch went allover this purple haired chick in front of me who had a blue dragon tattoo on her arms, chest, neck, and face. She screeched like a banshee and slammed her metal toe combat boots into my face. (Remember I'm on the floor)

The left side, of my face, which I'm sure you can figure out, hurts like a BITCH! Of course, I grabbed her foot and yanked it, causing her to fall to the floor. Gin, who is already my favorite teacher ran over and helped, she'd seen the whole thing and knew I wasn't at fault…Well, she asked if I really needed to pull the girl the floor and when I replied I didn't feel like getting kicked again she laughed and gave the banshee-in-leather the knock out drug.

But the part that makes me a moron out of all this is that I spilled milk in my container of clay! Now I have to wait a week for my order to ship in! A week without explosions that I'm ALOWED to have! That isn't right!

Bah, I'm going to take my meds and go to bed.

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Tuesday June 17,

Yea, sitting through Social Studies bored out of my mind. Did I ever mention that I have ADD too? Yea, can't focus on anything except art for shit. So really, HOW am I passing everything? Cause I'm a genius, that's why.

Oh, I found out that girl's name today, Ayame. She's part of some group called Nichibotsu, and now around eleven people are out for my blood. Isn't my life just grand?

If you couldn't sense the sarcasm dripping from those words you're an idiot.

Ah…ten minutes of class left…what to do…other than ignore the glares of three people from Nichibotsu…You know what? I'm going to smile.

No I am not senile.

I mean smile at the Nichibotsuians, I mean, what could innocently (on my part) piss them off more?

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Yep, talking to you in English, since I can't really talk during MA (Martial Arts) and quite frankly don't care about your existence during Art. So, here I am, bored as hell….again…have you ever seen Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist?

…Don't I feel smart, I'm asking a fucking spiral notebook if it's ever grown a brain and eyes and watched TV… Ha, well so much for being a genius.

Well you know what? I'm going to doodle and NOT talk to you since you like to make me feel so stupid. So screw you.

Ok, I know it's short, but hey, it's Christmas Eve and 2:53 in the morning. I'm going to do something else. (If I go to bed now I'll be even more tired then I was before I went to bed) So, I'll answer the Anons and be on my merry way.

Sasori and Deidara lover:

I have to say thank you! You showered me in unnecessary compliments and for that I give you strawberries! Now, as for your questions…

1) Yes there will be Sasori in this fic, but that's all I'm saying.

2) I just noticed that was your only question…..

Anyway, the long review is awesome because that just means I know you really do like this story! I'm REALLY glad you like the Deidara/Naruto cousin thing cause I was a little uneasy about that, but hey, you think it's good so I'm probably doing good ;P Although I still think I should have wrote the whole shock and eye thing better…I may go back and revise it, who knows?

Amused:

I'm sorry…but there isn't really much to say other than I'm glad that you agree….