K.L.K- (covers face again) Gah... the first chapter...it still buuuuuuuurns...
Kagome- well, damn! it does to me, too. (whimpers) you will RE-WRITE THAT tonight, got it?!
K.L.K- I hear ya, Kag-chan! I'm on it. (shivers) gah...horrifying...
Sesshoumaru- Authoress, when will this Sesshoumaru get to be the hero?
K.L.K- never. well... you're a good guy in all of this, but still. DOWWWN, boy. XD
Sesshoumaru- This Sesshoumaru is not a lowly canine.
K.L.K- I know that. it's still too funny, Inu-taiyoukai. alrighty then, lets get this damned fanfic started.
Shippou- K.L.K doesn't own "Inuyasha"~! Rumiko Takahashi does!
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Naruto screamed, and Kagome turned towards him, a amused smirk placed onto her features.
"this little kit here is Shippou; a Fox youkai, and my adopted kit. the man with long silver hair and the markings on his face is Lord Sesshoumaru, Taiyoukai of the fuedal western lands. the Monk in the robes is Miroku, a monk with true ryuukei." she said tonelessly.
Tsunade raised her eyebrow. "how do you know these things, Kag-chan?" she asked as she looked them all over, and this was what the other nin there were doing as well.
"well, you know my amnesiac loss of memory?" everyone nodded. "it turns out that it isn't permanent, thank Jashin-sama." she sighed in relief.
Miroku looked at her wierdly. "'Jashin'?" he echoed.
"Hai, oh... it's a habit I picked up from one of my buddies." she shrugged. "an old buddy that I've lost contact with, obviously."
Jiraya looked at Shippou and Sesshoumaru warily. "they're...demons?" he asked disbelieveingly.
"Hai." Kagome nodded. "I am not only a Kunoichi, but a Miko as well, for some reason I was trapped in the fuedal era for some time. gomen." she shrugged slightly.
Sesshoumaru looked at her with his cold, unfeeling golden orbs. "what is a 'Kunoichi', Miko? we haven't the knowledge that you must have of this strange place." he quirked a silvery white eyebrow, and she sighed.
"of course, I forgot about that. a Kunoichi is a female ninja, and I happen to be a shinobi of one of the great hidden villages. my village is Konohagakure No Sato." she pointed to her headband. "it seems that when I went to the fuedal era, my outfit changed and was left for me in this time, and I wore a schoolgirl outfit. but when I came back, I found my regular ninja clothes on my body once more." her eyes darkened. "I remember my past now... and it isn't pretty." a deep scowl adorned her face.
Miroku looked warily at the ninja, and he clutched his staff in a position that would be easily used as a defensive or offensive attack. "what is the strange arua emitting from these ninja?" he asked.
"oh!" she slapped a palm to her forhead, over her hitiate. "that's Chakra! each person has thier own chakra. it's basically life energy. it has thier own signature, and we nin can tell who a person is if we know thier chakra signature. however, we can also mask our signature, so that others cannot sense us." she shrugged. "basically in most dangerous situations, it's killed, be killed, or be captured, tortured, and interrogated by enemies. not all that different from the fuedal era, ne?" she smiled.
Sesshoumaru nodded. "are there... demons here?" he sniffed, then a slight frown came to his features. "I do not smell any youkai."
she sighed. "there are demons, yes, but that is a story I will tell you later. confidential information cannot be heard by many ears, Sesshoumaru." her eyes twinkled, and he nodded.
"Kaasan, whats this?" Shippou asked, pulling out a ninja throwing knife.
"oh, that's a kunai, Shippou." she replied absently, patting his head. she looked down at her little kit, and smiled. "I'll teach you how to throw them later, sweetie." the little boy grinned, then put the extremely sharp knife back into it's holster.
"Kagome-sama, who are those people?" the Houshi asked, guesturing to the people behind her.
"ah, this conversation is for a time when we are not surrounded by Jonins, ne?" everyone nodded, and they went to a training ground.
"alright, Tsunade is the Hokage, or leader, of the village." Kagome pointed to her. "Haruno Sakura," the girl waved. "Uzumaki Naruto; have I ever told you you're like a carbon copy of my old Sensei?" he shook his head. "ah, well. Hatake Kakashi," the man waved and gave his usual 'Yo'. "Uchiha Sasuke." he just glared. "okay then... Jiraya; or as I call him, Ero-Sennin..." the man mock-glared then laughed. "and I think that's it..." she grinned.
"do you need a place to stay, Kag-chan?" Tsunade asked as she stood.
"no, Tsunade-chan. I still have my old clan's house, remember?" Kagome raised her eyebrow, and Tsunade nodded, then left.
Kagome stood, and inclined her head slightly to the nin as they all left. she turned to her fuedal era friends and adopted son, and spoke shortly and to the point. "follow me."
they followed her through a twisting forest path, until they got to a large house that was one-leveled. they entered, and Shippou gagged.
"Kaasan, why does this place smell so rotten? kinda like those battle-sites we went through in the fuedal era that had been there for awhile?" the kit asked, covering his nose.
her eyes hardened. "because of a sannin called Orochimaru." she chewed her lip a bit, and led them to the other side of the house, where it didn't smell quite as badly. "he is a monster. a true monster. he's so twisted that I don't doubt he's insane. he killed my entire family here, in this house, and forced me to watch every murder. and what's worse is, that he made me burn thier bodies. but," she interjected into her own sentence. "that is the life of many shinobi. many have lost thier families, and it is nothing special. that Sasuke boy... I do not doubt his family was killed either." she shook her head. "poor boy." she 'Tsk'ed under her breath, and then walked to some doors. they all dispersed into the rooms, and went to bed. they would talk in the morning.
K.L.K- alright! finished....time to re-write the first chapter. TT-TT usually I wouldn't do something like this, but it's just...so...eye-burningly bad to me now. Y-Y
Sakura- alright then, hurry it up!
K.L.K- fine. PLEASE REVIEW!