Author's Note: Ok so I decided to add another chapter even though I put it first as a one shot story, but I decide to add three more chapters on. Reminder, I still like every instrument there is, if I make fun of the one you play, please don't take it personal. Thank you to the fifteen reviews that I got for my first chapter! Anyway, here is chapter 2, enjoy!
Diary of a Flute Player: Part 2Day 1: Went to band camp, made fun of the new people. Drum Major is hoootttttt!!!! Must resist tackling him and making out with him.
Day 2: Did circle drill, hate circles now. Found out that Section Leader is obsessed with the pancreas, weird. Found tuba section leader making out with freshmen trumpet player, shudders.
Day 3: Flutes did the YMCA and the electric slide, getting weird looks from the low brass, low brass is evil.
Day 5: Shoved saxophone player into the piano. Ducked taped a trumpet to a pole, leaving trumpet player, hearing trumpet player yelling.
Day 7: Trombone player got hit in the head with the wall ball, laughed until I cried. Hid section leaders flute in the tuba, section leader freaking out. Tangoed to the Titanic CD, tripped over partner's feet.
Day 10: Drum Major is still hot, sigh. Band director tackled me, he must still be mad about me tackling him, freak. Tried to tackle band director, missed band director, tackled the chair next to him.
Day 14: Played hide and go seek in the dark, bad idea, couples hid together. Saxophone player still in the piano. Hearing faint yelling, who's yelling?
Day 18: Play truth or dare with other band geeks, baritone dared to brush teeth with a clarinet player toe, shudder. Gags as baritone brushes teeth.
Day 22: Hear rumor that a football player is trying to pass off as a band geek, must find him! Got hit in the head with the wall ball, not funny anymore.
Day 26: Still looking for the couples from hide and go seek. Tried to break window with highest note on the flute, still working on that. Section leader found flute in tuba. Section leader is chasing after me and trying to kill me.
Day 28: Found football player, never stood a chance. Hearing banging from the piano, what in the world? Still running from section leader.
Day 31: Broke window with highest note on the flute, getting glares from janitor. Found the couples from hide and go seek. Still hearing yelling and banging from the piano, wonder what's making those noises, oh well.
