Diary of a Flute Player

by Bandgirlflute

This is the diary of a flute player during marching band. It's random nosiness, but it's funny if you are in marching band cause you know that you do the same things too. Just a one shot.

3. Part 3

Author's Note: Ok so here is part 3 of Diary of a Flute Player. A big thanks to all of the people who had reviewed! Here is part 3, enjoy!

Diary of a Flute Player

Part: 3

Day 1: Band camp started, Drum Major isn't hot, silently crying. Flute section starts to cry too. Tortured new freshmen, made flute section feel slightly better about Drum Major.

Day 2: New Freshmen are stupid, told them tuba player would come after them. Scared Freshmen, ha ha ha, cough.

Day 5: Did diamond cutters, saxophone player got hit in the head with a tuba. Laughed until I cried, got dirty looks from sax player. Learned that Director says meow instead of now, strange.

Day 9: Salsa danced to Star Wars, getting weird looks from cheerleaders, must kill them. Painted field with glow in the dark paint, baseball players didn't like that.

Day 12: Drum Major hitting on horn player, must find him a girlfriend. Band Director tripped over drum, silently giggling behind his back.

Day 14: Big dust storm, MUST SAVE THE FLUTES! Ran into the baseball dug out, pushing little freshmen and baritones out of the way. Found a bottle of soap, blew bubbles. Trumpets are jealous of my bubbles.

Day 17: Still haven't found the couples from hide and go seek from first entry. I'm pretty sure they will never be found. Found lost trombone player in the locker, trombone section leader was very happy to see her.

Day 20: Shared practice field with football players. We all decide we will fight them for the field. Decided that the flutes and clarinets are arrows and that the larger instruments are cannons.



Day 21: Still plotting our attack. Freshman flute player almost made friends with a drama kid, almost. The other flute players and I saved her, must keep her inside of the marching band bubble!!

Day 23: Football players knew that we were coming, saw our plumes over the hill. Threw footballs at us.

Day 26: Battle of marching band vs. football is over, marching band won, yea!! Killed all of the football players! Had competition next day, dang!! Many of us are sore, well more than usual.