Author's Note: Ok so here is the last chapter of Diary of a Flute Player. Thank you to all of those people who reviewed! Here is chapter 4, enjoy!
Diary of a Flute Player
Part 4
Day 1: Band camp started, sees the hottest drum major, yummy! Made fun of low brass, freshmen, and band director. Second tuba player gives up marching band for lamas. Jerk!
Day 2: Dislikes girl drum major, hangs out a lot with guy drum major. Band director promised us a water break. Ha! Yea right!
Day 3: Flutes start to believe that the director was drunk when he picked out or music. Learning how to jazz run. Laughs as freshman collide with each other.
Day 5: Waltzes to Twilight sound track, gets weird looks from volleyball players. Must beat them letter.
Day 7: Marched through a parade in the rain. The water was up to our ankles! Poor woodwind instruments! Must save them!
Day 10: Watches drum major do thirty push-ups. Must hold all the girls back from tackling him. Stupid girl drum major. Is now thinking assistant director was on crack when he made the show.
Day 16: Missed Senior tall-gate party so the marching band could "practice". Flutes drool over drum major… wait… so does every girl there too. Freshman runs into me in jazz run. He falls down because I'm bigger than him.
Day 18: Clarinets catches volleyball player snooping around. Volleyball player is now in football players locker room. Haha! She must now deal with the football players dirty socks!
Day 21: Assistant director steals all of the flutes plumes and walks off with them. Must get them back before the show!!! Me and my section leader tackled him. Got plumes back!
Day 24: Still waiting for the water break. Wondering if the volleyball player is still in the locker room. Laughed when a sax player got hit with a flag. Section leader is hit with a flag. REVENGE!!
Day 25: Tuba player hits on freshman color guard. Finds a cut our Orlando Bloom in locker, must steal it!
Day 29: Is starting to believe that we won't get a water break. Believes that the band director is losing his mind. Mission accomplished! Too bad it only took three years.
