Three days later
"Nice work, Lopez!" Sarge complemented as the group walked into the newly build base. "Let's just hope Grif doesn't screw it up again!"
"But—agh. Forget it," Grif sighed. "I hate this war."
"All right!" Donut yelled from his room. "You even painted my room hot pink! How'd ya know it was my favorite color?"
"Yes, Lopez," Sarge agreed. "How ever did you know that pink was Nancy boy's favorite color?"
"Cállese," Lopez said before going to his room to escape the stupidity of the room.
"Hehe, good one Lopez," Sarge chuckled. "And once that new solider comes, we'll be able to beat those dirty blues when they least expect it!"
"When is he suppose to come anyway, Sir?" Simmons asked.
"Actually, in just a few moments!" Sarge exclaimed. As if on cue, the large ships came ripping through the sky over the blue base. Before going any further, it hovered over the blue base allowing a bomb to fall from the ship. It then continued to sore to the red base as the blue base exploded.
A young woman—about 20 years of age—emerged from the ship. Her curly brown hair came past her solders and her red eyes shimmered in the light. Her armor was black with gorgeous red flowers growing from a dark vine imprinted on it.
"Lily Rose reporting for duty, Sir," said the girl, saluting to Sarge.
"Wow, look at you solider," Sarge said upon seeing the solider. "You really are a queer!"
"Um, excuse me?" Lily Rose asked, a wave of confusion rushed through her face.
"You even got the breast implants and everything!" Sarge commented. "But don't worry, son, we got a little rule here. It's 'don't ask, don't tell.'"
"Hey, geniuses," Lily Rose said bitterly, "I'm a girl!"
"Of course you are, solider," Sarge ushered. "On the inside!" Before anymore could be said, Lily Rose punched Sarge in the jaw, watching as he fell to the ground.
"Dumbass," She muttered.
"Hi, I'm Grif," Grif said lightheartedly, extending his hand to her. "And I know you're a girl!"
***
"What is he doing?" Kat asked as she and Church, from a distance, watched Caboose running around in circles.
"Oh, Caboose?" He asked. "Don't worry about it. He'll tire himself out eventually."
"Doesn't it get annoying after a while?" She asked.
"Dude, you have no fucking idea," Church answered. "Tucker can be pretty annoying too. Tex can be a total bitch, but really isn't that bad. Just don't piss 'er off. Oh, and Sister, that yellow one, she's not that bad either"
Kat opened her mouth, but was interrupted by Tucker's voice as he dashed to the two. "Guys! The base exploded! One of those fuckers from the Red's blew it up!"
"Oh, sonofabitch!" Church and Kat yelled in unison, making Tucker stop in his tracks.
"Oh, don't tell me she's more like you, Church," he groaned.
"Hey, retard," She yelled, pointing her gun at him. "You have something to say?"
"N-no," he said, backing away slowly. "Just, that the base exploded and maybe w-we should do something about it!"
"How the hell did they even blow it up?" Church asked.
"I don't know, some crazy bitch from the reds came a blew it up from her ship!" Tucker explained.
"Wait, did she have black armer with red roses?" Kat asked.
"Yeah," Tucker said. "Why."
"Oh, I know that bitch!" Kat told them. "She and I were the two best soilders at commanded."
"Wait," Church said. "She's on the Reds?"
"I guess," Kat agreed.
"Crap!" Church screamed. "That means they've got a crazy bitch on their side!"
"Yeah, well why are you complaining?" Tucker asked. "What the hell do you call this?" He pointed his gun at Kat. Kat took his rifle and hit him in the leg with it, making him fall to the ground. "Dammit!" He screamed. "Crazy bitch just broke my leg!"
"Well, in her defense," Church said. "You did have it coming."
***
"So, you're the new solider?" Simmons asked.
"Yes," Lily Rose answered. "I am, but you can call me Lily or Rose or whatever."
"Hey, that was pretty cool how you punched Sarge out like that," Grif complemented.
"Thanks."
"So, listen, um, I don't know of your doing anything later, but—"
"No," Lily Rose answered.
"No meaning you're not doing anything or no to me?"
"Both," she answered. "No offence, but you seem like a lazy, stupid, rude as all Hell, fucktard."
"Burn!" Simmons yelled.
"Shut up!" Grif yelled as Lily Rose walked away, leaving the two men to argue.