I got a few reviews so here is the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight and I'm not Stephenie Meyer.
June 16, 2020
Dear thing,
Bella took my diary and read it, well, that one thing I wrote in this yesterday anyway. I thought people don't read other peoples diaries! She promised not to do it again though but started telling me all these things I did wrong in the last thing I wrote.
Apparently, there is a correct way to write in diaries and I am doing it wrong. In fact, I think I will write some of the things Bella mentioned I did wrong in here.
Mistake one: She said that it is incorrect to put Dear thing and that you have to say Dear diary. I think that is just stupid… if I have to write in here I am not calling it a diary. I mean, it's a thing… I am calling it Dear thing. And that is final.
Mistake two: You are supposed to write about important things and events in your life here, like what you did that day or are doing at the moment. Bella said that my entry had absolutely nothing I did yesterday in it…. she said I should have written about our last day of school (yesterday…), or hunting, or whatever we did at night (I am not getting into that at the moment).
Mistake three: She said I am writing too formally! How is this too formally? I thought I was being very informal. But in correct diary writing you have to write in 'slang' and misspell every other word… I am not snooping down to levels so low. This is low enough… writing in a diary…
Mistake four: In diaries you do not have to put things in parentheses or quotes. I told her I liked putting the words in them and she just sighed and shook her head, moving on. Am I seriously that bad at writing in diaries?
Mistake five: Bella said that I need to put more emotion into my writing... apparently I have no emotion in here. I guess I need to work on that. But love in an emotion right? And so is anger...
I'm sure there would have been a mistake six, and seven, and eight, heck, Bella would go on about my diary errors for an eternity! But I kissed her suddenly just when she was going to say 'mistake six' and then… well lets say we just sorta got carried away and forgot all about diary mistakes.
So I guess my 'dazzling skills' as Bella calls them still have their affect on people… well, vampires in her case.
I guess tomorrow I can attempt to actually write what is going on at the moment or something else that doesn't sound too mental.
An insane person who is actually writing in a diary and hears voices in his head,
Edward Cullen.
I have no clue where this story is going...
Ah, review if you want me to keep going!