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June 20, 2020.

Dear thing,

I was right. I had a surprise birthday 'party' or 'celebration' or whatever you would like to call it today. I thought maybe Bella wouldn't make me write today or would forget about it. But she told me that it was an important event, and so I have to record it. Great. I'm with Bella locked up in our room right now so no one sees me writing except for Bella of course.

So anyway, as anyone might have guessed it was all Alice's idea...isn't everything? It wasn't a big event of course... just my 119th birthday (well.... my 18th....) so just my family was there. Oh, and someone invited that mutt over. Alice forced Bella, Nessie, Rosalie, and Esme to help her make the cake... I don't even get why we need cake... we don't eat, Nessie doesn't like it, so the dog just ate it all! The cake was huge. It was about a foot tall and four feet in diameter. That's HUGE. Apparently Alice wanted the cake to be that big so she could spell out my name on it using all of the 119 candles.

She made everyone sing Happy Birthday to me, then I blew out my candles. I blew all of them out in one blow. Is that supposed to be good luck? Oh, whatever. And I did make a wish. No, I am not writing the wish down. No one can make me write it down.

Then it was 'time to open presents!'. We went to our living room, and everyone handed me their presents one by one, while trying very hard not to think about what was in the present.

Here are the presents that I received today:

From Esme - Esme gave me another mattress (all wrapped up) for Bella's and my room. Actually, mattress would be the understatement of the decade. It was more of like a whole bed. With the bed frame, headboard, covers on it, pillows, and all that stuff.

From Carlisle - Multiple books. Thick books about all kinds of things and in many different languages. He said there was one particular Italian book about vampires that was pretty close to the truth he wanted me to read. I will start reading soon.

From Alice - A closet full of new clothes. I'm not kidding. The whole closet. Stuffed with new clothes (with tags) for me. I swear, this happens every year.

From Jasper - Cd's. Twenty new Cd's. Full of good music (music that I like). I'm going to enjoy this present... Actually, I am already. I'm listening to it right now.

From Rosalie - A car. She bought me a car. Not just any car, the car doesn't even have a name. It is one of the fist made experimental cars in a small town in Europe. It can even fly! She got it and added more things to it then it already had. So it's a one of a kind. It's a nice shiny silver color, like my old Volvo. Well, I could really go on for days about all the cars amazing effects and skills but that would take a while... and I hate writing in here so I'm moving on. I decided since the car doesn't have a name I will give it my own. The car is called, 'Rose'.

From Emmett - A thong. Yes, you heard me right. Emmett gave me a thong for my 119th birthday. It came with a note saying, "Bella will enjoy this!"

From Nessie and the dog - A nice laptop, one of the really new high tech ones. It is very small and sleek, compact. It is also a very interesting color, golden, 'to match your eyes' as Nessie said.

From Bella - Ah, Bella. Her love for me is a present enough. But she got me another gift. About ten beautiful antique frames with pictures of myself, Bella, and Nessie in them. My favorite picture is one of the three of us, around the the time after the showdown with the Volturi. The picture is one of the last we took in Forks, we just all look so happy there.... I need to hang these pictures up in our room immediately.

So that is it for my presents. I did get a lot of good things, I'm quite satisfied.

I could blab some more in here, but Bella just left so I get to stop writing! I think I will go take my Rose out on a drive....

I'm 119 years old today,

Edward Cullen.

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Did you like his presents?

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