Lickerish
Pairing - None, slight SxN
Lickerish - 1 : greedy, desirous *2 : lecherous
"Sanjiiiiii! Meat!"
Rubber limbs flew towards the galley, and if the cook weren't so well prepared, there would already be no meat left in the stockroom.
"Luffy! You just ate ten minutes ago! Wait until dinner, Shitty gomu!"
From behind her book, Robin smirked as she heard the thud of a shoe hitting rubber and the yelp of rubber colliding with a long nosed inventor and his chemicals.
"Careful Luffy, that's hot don'tgetitinmyeyeno….Ahhhhhhh!!!"
"Waaaa, Ussop! Someone quick get a doctor!"
"Sanjiiii, I'm hungry!"
"I told you already NO! I'm cooking for Nami-swan and Robin-chwan!"
Robin chuckled to herself and turned as she felt the movement of a presence beside her. The noise had roused the swordsman from his almost constant comatose state. Ignoring the snarls of the navigator who sat next to her, she glanced at the man waking from another nap.
"They are always so noisy."
"Hm, it happens when your captain is that greedy."
Robin watched as Luffy made another attempt to the stockroom, only to be kicked down the stairs as Sanji made his way towards them with a tray of food.
"Captain-san certainly is lickerish."
Before Zoro could reply, Sanji twirled towards the woman and places a tray of drinks on the table between them. Between her and Nami sunbathing in a tiny bikini, Robin couldn't help but notice the drool falling at the corner of the cook's mouth as he looked at the Navigator's figure.
"Che, Luffy's not the only one who's lickerish."
Zoro snorted in disgust before falling back to sleep, and Robin laughed out loud at her sinful crewmates.
I wanted something a bit silly and then I just really wanted to make Zoro a bitch! As soon as I read the desciptions for the word I knew that I had to try and include both meanings, and this crack come out. Its rubbish but it makes me smile.