I wasn't gonna throw it there

by star-stickies

Grimmjow throws a shoe at Ulquiorra. Which part of Grimmjow's body does Ulquiorra throw it back at?

I don't own Bleach--.

a/n: You know me, another one of my random crack fics. : D

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I wasn't gonna throw it there

Grimmjow was mad at Ulquiorra. He took his shoe off (sandal, whatever those shoe things he wears are called), and threw it at Ulquiorra.

"Take this, you piece of shit!"

With that, he aimed at Ulquiorra's head and threw it right at him.

It hit Ulquiorra, then dropped to the ground. Ulquiorra picked it up and held it up. He was gonna throw it at Grimmjow now. Grimmjow, seeing that pose, immedietly put his arms in front of his face to block the blow. Only, it never came. Well, not there anyway. Instead of aiming at his head, Ulquiorra threw the shoe at Grimmjow's crotch.

"AHHGG! You son of a bitch!" Grimmjow yelled while on the ground.

"I never said I wanted to throw it at your head."