GazettE's Advice
(A/N) This chapter is kinda Zemyx centered so....I'm not good at Yaoi so sorry if it sucks.
Plus, I do not own Kingdom Hearts and all the rest of that stuff.
II. Demyx and Zexion
"Wow!" Exclaimed Demyx walking into his new office, "This place is-! Is.....this place is a dump...." He said walking around. Paper littered the floors, but at least there were less confetti lying around. Actually, that should be a bad thing. Demyx loved playing with confetti ^-^.
Zexion slid a gloved hand over his 'new' desk, the dust eminent. "Hn." was his reply. "It reeks in here." He commented, covering his nose with his other hand.
"Yes" Agreed Demyx, "But at least we get to do this together." He said happily, latching onto Zexion's arm.
"Oh joy." Zexion said rolling his eye(s). "Look at me, I'm bursting with joy, happy happy joy joy. Woo hoo..." Zexion glanced over at Demyx. "Happy now?"
"Yeah :3!" Demyx jumped up and back over to his own seat. 'Now.....first question'
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Dear Aquatic Harmony,
Last week my dog ran away and nobody has seen him around. I don't want to give into the feeling that he got hit by a car... Should I give up looking for him?"
Signed,
King of Hopelessness (Halfdemon-Kai)
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"Awwwww!" Demyx cried out, causing Zexion to look over at him.
"What happened?!" Zexion was about to pull out his Lexicon to defend whatever evil Demyx had detected.
"The doggy! It ran, ran away!"
Realizing the utter stupidity of what the Melodious Nocturne had just said, Zexion shook his head and muttered 'buffoon' under his breathe.
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Dear King of Hopelessness,
Sorry to hear about your little doggy, but I'm sure it's still very lively. Ooh, I made a rhymey :3! There it is again! Tee Hee. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting off topic! Don't be mad.
Well, what I would do is get a plate of food and leave it outside your house. I'm sure if you do that and wait, your little doggy friend would come back. And if it doesn't, you can always be happy that the traitor was silenced....uhh....forget that last part ^-^.
Signed,
Aquatic Harmony
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While Demyx was all happy answering questions with his 'genius', Zexion was dreading this job. He let out a deep sigh and went on to the first question in the stack.
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Dear Schemer's Mirage
I'm a guy, formerly gay, and have just recently broke up with my old boyfriend. Now, listening to the people around me, I have turned straight and is dating the 'hottest' girl around. Yeah, I guess I 'like' her, but I don't love her. I miss my old boyfriend. I feel that he really....completed me.... Now I have absolutely no idea what to do. Should I stick my my new girl, or go back to my old boy?
Signed,
Formerly Horny
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'Greeeeat'. Zexion thought to himself. He wasn't good at romantic type of things. Of course, Zexion could really relate to this guy who decided to call himself 'Formerly Horny'. Zexion himself was a gay-in-the-closet. Taking a quick glance at the blue-eyed blonde sitting right over there, Zexion quickly turned away, a crimson blush evident on his cheeks.
"Hey, Zexy?" Demyx asked. His voice made Zexion melt on the inside. "Are you okay? You look kinda sick."
"No. I'm-I'm fine...." Zexion managed to breathe out , getting back to the question at hand.
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Dear Formerly Horny,
First, I don't think you should've broken up with the first guy if he meant so much to you. Forget what people to you. It's your life, live it the way you want it. Second, I think you should get the guy and girl together and tell them both how you really feel. I'm sure your -ex would be happy to take you back. Your new girl, she might be a little pissed that you chose a guy over her but she'll just need to get over it. Hope I helped.
Signed,
Schemer's Mirage
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So after their hour on the clock was up, Demyx and Zexion received their pays and were about to head their separate ways when Zexion decided to pipe up and say, "Uh, Demyx?"
"Huh?" He replied. "What is it Zexy?"
Suppressing another blush, Zexion mustered up the courage to ask, "Would you like to hangout this weekend?"
With a giggle, Demyx replied "Sure!"
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Fast Forward To The Weekend
So here they were, the happy duo hanging out at the hottest Cafe in town. 'Cafe Lolita' it was called. A lot of things happened here. A lot of things......
"WHAT?!" A girl screeched in the corner of the Cafe. Everyone turned to stare at her. She was pretty, with her auburn-red hair and pink dress, she was pretty cute. At her table was two other guys. A silver haired man and a brunette boy. "You're breaking up with me for...for..for THIS?!" She asked the silver guy, referring to the brunette with disgust.
The brunette seemed heartbroken by this comment, "Kairi. How could you? I thought we were friends..."
She scoffed. "I thought so too. That was before you tried to steal my boyfriend from me, Sora."
"Steal?!" Sora got offended. "Oh no you didn't, bitch." He stood up and walked over to her side, "First of all, Riku begged me to come here. Second, he wouldn't have done that if you could pleasure him better. Oh, what now, BIATCH?!"
Kairi didn't even have to say anything. She picked up her steaming latte and flung it at Sora. He ducked and it ended up hitting Riku in the face.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" He took his iced latte and threw it at Kairi, but missed and hit someone behind her.
Suddenly, lattes, cappuccinos, frapachinos, biscuits, and other Cafe foods/drinks were being thrown around.
A bread stick hit Zexion in the face and got stuck in his hair. "Yeah I....I think deserved that one." he picked it out of his bluish-purple hair only to get hit in the face with a double green mint latte. "Okay, now I don't think I deserved that one....."
THE END?
Somewhere off at Disney castle, King Mickey was preparing a steak for his beloved dog friend, Pluto.
"Do you think this is going to work, your Highness?" Asked Queen Mickey.
"Of course it is!" Replied King Mickey. "It has to! This magazine said so!" Placing the steak at the front of the doorsteps, King Mickey waited. And waited. And wa-WAIT! Somethings coming this way, cane it be?.....Yes! It's Pluto! Pluto's running straight into the outstretched arms of his former master with love in his ey- OOPS. False alarm. Pluto was just running for the food. My mistake.
Okay, so that was my pathetic excuse for a Yaoi themed chapter thing.
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