Everyone stared at Hinata, who was glaring daggers at Sakura from her spot on the bed. "What do you mean pregnant?"

Sakura sighed and looked at her close friend. "Hinata, When a man puts his pen in a woman's pen cap…they make a baby-"

"I KNOW THAT!" she yelled.

Hinata's glare was now fixed on Sasuke. "This is your fault."

His eyes went wide. She's the one who insisted on hot kinky sex all hours of the day and now it's his fault. "Hina-"

"Don't you hina me, mister." She had bolted from her spot on the bed to stand in front of him on her shaky legs to point her finger at him and push it against his chest. "If you hadn't charmed me into falling for you I wouldn't be here sick!"

She was angry. Sasuke knew what calmed her down and returned her to her shy self. He snaked his arm around her waist and brought her into a kiss. She resisted for about a second before grabbing his face and shoving her tongue down his throat. Guess that didn't work. She made quick work of the kiss and escaped his grip. "Sasuke Uchiha, you are not slick."

He sighed as she went over to Sakura. "Listen pinky, I know you're the best in the village next to Tsunade but I want a test done, not just some perverted poking."

Everyone guessed the hormone problems had started already. Hinata strapped on some sandals and stomped downstairs followed by her friends, family, and Sasuke. Sasuke rushed to stop her from leaving the house. "What?"

"Hinata, you need clothes." She looked down and realized that she was only wearing a tank top and underwear.

She sighed before Ino handed her a t-shirt and capris. Hinata put it over her sleep wear and left the house. Suddenly Sasuke picked her up and placed her over his shoulder. "Pregnant women shouldn't walk…"

She fought to be put down but it did nothing to relieve herself of her problem. On their way to the hospital Hinata got tire and eventually gave up her fight to sleep on her husband's shoulder. It was cute.

Sasuke and the gang had to pass through the market to get the hospital and on their way there they saw Naruto and Kiba. Kiba walked up to Sasuke, scared for his friend well being and asked, "What did you do to Hinata?!"

Sakura stepped in quick. "Watch it. We're just going to the hospital to do some tests to see if she's pregnant."

Naruto slapped Sasuke on the back. "Finally knocked her up I see." Normally Sasuke would have punched the fool in the face, but he didn't want to risk the welfare of his wife and his child.

"I'm coming," said Kiba and just like that two more members were added to the journey.

While passing the fruit stand they ran into Shino (looking at fruit flies), Shikamaru, and Chouji. Shino rushed over. "Kiba, what's wrong with Hinata!"

"She's knocked up!"

All three of the men turned to look at Sasuke, then the female draped over his shoulder like lunch meat. Shikamaru spoke up. "Why are you all standing in the middle of the market then?"

"Because she wants a test," Said Sasuke pointing to his woman.

And off they went in search of Tsunade to get the pregnancy test.

At the park near the fifth's home, Rock Lee was running laps around the track when the ragtag team of preggo test seekers passed. "Oh Joy! What is the occasion for this youthful journey?" asked Rock Lee as he slowed his pace to keep up with the group.

"Hinata's pregnant," stated Sakura.

"And we're off to ask Tsunade to make sure," continued Sasuke.

"Because she wants an opinion from the best medic around," concluded Neji.

"Yosh! Looks like Sasuke here is going to be the father of a youthful child, like you always wanted!"

Sasuke sighed as the new member joined the team. Down the block was Tsunade's house they went. Ino decided to knock on the door and a minute later there was no answer. Ino knocked again and they got the same result.

Sakura was done waiting and punched down the door. The group waltzed inside the home and found the living room empty. They checked everywhere in the home until only the master bedroom was left. Kiba turned the knob and opened the door. There in the room were Kakashi and Shizune in leather underwear strapped to the wall with ball gags stuffed in their mouths. Tsunade was standing by the bed in a black corset and heels with a riding crop. "What the f-"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY HOME!" yelled Tsunade.

Kiba shrunk back along with the rest of the group. Sasuke took a breath before walking forward and placing his wife on the bed. "We think she may be pregnant."

"…What the fuck, you can get a test from the grocery store for a couple bucks."

"I know, but she wanted the best medic in town to make sure."

Tsunade sighed and strutted over to the sleeping woman. She placed her hands on Hinata's stomach and pressed lightly as green chakra flowed on her fingers. Tsunade had what she needed and shook the Hyuga girl awake. Hinata mumbled a little before sitting up. "Whu-"

"Congratulations! You're Pregnant!"

Hinata shook her head in recognition and grumbled before turning over and going back to sleep. Tsunade turned to Sasuke. "Good luck. I should probably tell you that when Uchiha women get pregnant and the baby is developing the sharingan, she suffers from extreme fatigue. And Hyuga women, when the baby is developing the byakugan, suffer from extreme mood swings. Boy, I remember when Hinata's mom was pregnant with her, Hiashi hid in the guest house for-"

"Which will the baby have?" asked Sasuke interrupting the woman's speech.

"Like hell I know…Good luck though. I'll see you truckers in nine months. Now get out of my house!"

Sasuke took his wife and they left the house. Everyone waved as they left the room and Kakashi and Shizune even waved back from their positions on the wall. Everyone was on there merry way as Sasuke returned home to cater to his now pregnant wife.

I know it's been like for ever...forgive me