Hanging out
(Light)
Misa plopped down on the bed, L was right next to her. They didn't wait for me get in bed, I was still standing up, hesitating to sleep. The minute I looked back they were already fast asleep... I just wanted to sit down and sleep, maybe Misa wont be able to squeez me to dea-... What the... I sat down but something didn't feel right. I stood up... and almost wanted to cry when I saw that I had sat on L's cake! Damn you L!!! 'I would like to wait a little while before I can eat it bla bla bla!!!' I mocked L. Why can't he just shutup!
Oh great now I have to walk all the way to the bathroom to wash my ass along with two idiots (in their own different ways) who have been clinging to me ever since this stupid Kira incident!!!!!
"AAAHHH!!!"
"What the hell! Ewww!" I realized I had slipped and burried my face in L's chocolate cake!
Hey what's this... I felt some cylinder type of thing on the floor and picked it up to feel it further. Misa's lipstick container... Misa's stupid makeup why did she have to drop it on the floor... why did my face land in the cake now???!!!! I struggled to lift my head from the smushed cake. I can't see anything! Well atleast I know where the bathroom is. I can't see that much but this'll do. Heading for the bathroom meant L and Misa were coming too.
"Ohhhhh Liiiiiiight I loooooove youuuuu..." what was that! I stopped and turned around to see Misa sleep talking. I couldn't really see that much through my cake covered eyes but it was enough to see Misa's eyes, which were shut tight.
"Cho...co...late..."
The two w-were... were.... were... were... oh my.... they were... kissing each other! Poor L thought that Misa was chocolate... must be her chocolate lipgloss. She told me before wearing it for some reason... Misa obviosly thought L was me. I yanked the chain attached to the handcuffs L and I were stuck with. L slided of the bed and on to the floor. Misa kissed the pillows instead but realized that L... or actually I wasn't there and waved her hands around. I managed to wipe some of the chocolate off my eyes... ahh that's better.... but the sight really isn't!
"Liiiiight... were did you gooooooo" her eyes were still closed but she sat up straight, stepped off the bed and began to crawl on the floor! She walked on her knees now and swung her arms around in search of L, like a zombie. Weird...
"Theeeeeeere youuuu areeee Liiiiiiiight, I loooove youuuu tooooo" her words sounded long and dazzed into a world of love. Once again Misa was on top of L, they were both back to kissing again! I couldn't see them kissing that clearly but weird noises attested the fact... ahhh what the heck is wrong with me! bad thoughts, bad thoughts!!!
I pulled them along to the bathroom but closed the door on the chain separating Misa and L from me... for the time being.
"Now where's that soap...." The only reason I don't want to rub the cake out of my eyes even more is because it'll really get in and sting. I felt around for some kind of bottle.
"This must be it... and I hope it is..." I squeezed the queerly marshy soap out of its container and rubbed it all over my face... it smelled strange, like sweet watermelon... again I felt around for a towel. I wet the corner of the towel and carefully removed some cake from my face and lightly dabbed the wet towel around my eyes... I was astonished at what I saw in the mirror... my face covered with not only cake but... Misa's other lipgloss!!!!!
"Damn you Misa and your bloody makeup!"
"Wait... ah! My eyes! Crap! Fuck! Shit! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!! There's freaking cake and lipgloss in my eyes!!!"
(Author)
Poor light has no time to tell you what he's going through so I have too.
As light runs around in circles, his eyes burn because of the mixture of L's chocolate cake and Misa's chocolate flavored lipgloss. His arms waving upand down like a bird and yelled "AHHHHHHHHHH" while doing so. Light careened throught the room, back and forth. He couldn't expand the circle that he was continuously running in; Misa and L were the only happy couple holding him back but Light forced himself to run farther and faster, pulling them. Little did he know that running farther and faster would not do him any good and would obviously not get him out of this Kira situation, if that's what he was thinking...
(Light)
"OW!!! How do I get this crap out!!!! Misa!!! L!!!!! HELP!!! Where am I running to!!!!"
(Author)
Light swivered around and didn't know.... that he was heading for the window... wide open. He hit the window and fell straight through it!
"WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M FALLING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cold wind brushed against my skin. I think I probably fell through the window!!!!
(Author)
Light dangled from the window still attached to the chain. Back up in the room Misa and L were having the time of their lives according to them.
"Let'ssss get maaaarriieeeeeed! heeeeee heeeee" Misa sleep said and kissed L.
"This tastes gooooood I wooonderr. If Liiiight is Kiiiiira then that meeans that I'm an idiiiiiot! hehe! I liiiiiiike this gaaaaame! heee heee heeeeeee" L said and smiled a smile so large that the corners of his smile looked like they touched his eyes shut tight.
(Light)
"Misa and Light are the only ones holding me up! What if they let go!!! Then were all going down!!! I can't climb the chain or I'll pull it too hard, Misa and L wil come crashing down on me!!! What do I do! WHAT DO I DO!!!
"HELP! GET ME UP FROM HERE! RYUZAKI! MISA! HELLO!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!"
Hey wait a stinkin' minute! I still have Misa's lipgloss and L really seems to like it! I guess this is the only thing that can save me!!"
(Author)
Light had chosen a very wise strategy. Learn to make use of your surroundings or take the advantages out of the disadvatanged things! The way I put things is that good things are bad for you and bad things are good for you. Here Lipgloss is bad for Light but it's also good because if he rubs it all over his body, which is excalty what he's doing now, it could save his life, sure it sounds way beyond impossible but Light was in such a situation that he would try ANYTHING to save his own life.
(Light)
This is insane. I feel all weird and girly! I even made sure that the chain was smeared with lipgloss. My plan sounds simple but it's not so simple to make it happen.
(L)
"Ahhhhh now thiiiiis is the beeest timeeeee offf my liiiife. Just meeee and chocolate liiiiiiiquid heheheehhehehahahahahheheheeh. Waaaaaite a minuteeeee whaaaaat's thattt loveeeelyyy smellll! mmmmmmmm chocolate! Hehehehehheheheheeeeee!"
(Author)
L dropped Misa and headed for the window. He drowsily dragged his feet towards the smell and giggled like a school girl crushing on a hot, elder guy. He felt his way around and grabbed what he thought carried the smell, the chain. Not only is he an intellect but he is also an expert in smelling stuff, I guess. L pulled the chain as fast as he could with eagerness bursting out of him.
"Must haveee niceeeeee smellll heheheeh! I loooooove niiiiiceee smmellll! heheeheheheheeeee!"
(Light)
I felt a jurk and before I knew it I was being lifted up!
"Thank God!!!! I'm saved!!! Who's pulling me up?" if it's L the he'd probably try to smel me like a crazy dog. If it's Misa then she'd probably try to kiss me...
(Author)
L's nostrills were inflated to their maximum. L pulled up his chocolate covered Kira and each time he did Light was being lifted a foot.