Light's Lupe Fist Mode...
(Light)
Damn it! I still can't see anything so I don't know who's pulling me up but I dont think anything out of the ordinary would happen to me... right?
(Author)
L finally grabbed Light's hands and pulled him up to his chest half way through the window.
"Smmmmelll allll mineeee heheheheee!" that sounds like a very very happy L... oh no...
OH MY GOD is that... L?!?!?!?!?! I felt around the head of the one who was tightly hugging me. This person didn't have long hair. Oh my God..... this isn't Misa is it... I feel weird again! If I try to move at all I'll fall right back out again and die!!! I guess I'll just have to... let whatever's going ot happen... HAPPEN!
(Author)
"Myyyyy smelllll I looooove smmmmelllll! heheh" L leaned closer to poor Light. L hugged Light with all his heart and began to do the very same thing he did to Misa when he thought she was his lovely chocolate. Yes that's right.... he kissed Light... many times. It's sad that Light cannot escape from L's clutches because he'd fall and die. L's lovely smell widened his eyes and almost cried because of the torture he was going through... and the joy L was apperantly going through! Soon enough L pulled Light all the way in and continued to do what he felt was neccessary. They both plopped down on the bed. L's grip was too tight for Light to escape from. Misa was still moving a little on tje floor asking herself where light was and repeating that she wanted to kiss him. Misa didn't know that Light was a little buisy at the moment...
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(L)
"Yawn... I had a good sleep. I feel great...Mmm it smells pretty nice in here, like chocolate. Good Morning Misa"
"Whatever..." she nastily replied. I suppose she still hates me for the handcuffs I attached to Light.
Well time to have some tea, with more sugar... hmm Light doesn't seem to be around. That's not really possible because were still handcuffed together. He shouldn't be far... if I just look around here and there I could find him so it's no use asking Misa. She'd just reply rudely or say something my ears are not willing to hear. I followed the chain and crawled over to the other side of the bed.
"Light what are you doing and why are you on the floor with cake on your face and a strange pink liquid that seems to be lipgloss or whatever they call it?"
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! HEHEHEHE"
"Why are you gigling like a school girl crushing on a hot elder man?"
"OH I WASN'T!! YOU'RE THE ONE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS STUPIDIODICALLY LAUGHING LIKE ME! HEHEHEHEEHEHHEEE!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU!"
"I don't think 'stupidiodically' is a word Light"
The sight of Light rolling around with his legs and body curled up reminded me of someone.
"Are you mocking me?"
"HEHEHEHEH NO!!! I'M MOCKING YOU!!!"
"Hmmm I'm afraid that doesn't really make sence"
Light doesn't usually act this way in fact he's never done this before as far as I know. His eyes seem wide enough to pop out and his pupils were more to the middle of his eyes. His toungue sticking out... funny.
What's that... Light was holding a white bottle tightly in his hands.... I guess he found my Sake. Oh well, I was saving it for special occassions like for when I would capture Kira but it looks like the apparent Kira himself is enjoying... or going crazy.
"Light you have to give me that back"
"NO WAYZ! I LIKE SAKE! YOU TORTURE ME YESTERDAY NIGHT! EWW!!! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!"
"I tortured you yesterday?" I turned my head towards the celling and pressed my lip with my thumb. "I dont really think I torured you today but there is something strange about this smell... I like it though"
"YOU LIKE MISA AND ME! EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHEHEH!"
"What do you mean?"
"Hehehehhehhehehehehe..."
Light seemed to calm down now. His eyes weren't wide open anymore but were slightly squinted... he smirked so sinisterly... glaring at me, focusing on me...
"I'm going to kill you... heheehehhe" his laugh deepened and sounded threatening.
"I don't really understand. See if you were to kill me then you would obviously be labled firmly as Kira and you would be in prison for the rest of your life. You are high on Sake so you're stupididty, not 'stupidiodically', is very conspicuous right now"
(Author)
"Who are you blabbing on about with?" Misa sneared . She was already so over worked since this morning, painting her nails a pretty scarlet red while laying down on the bed, kicking her legs in the air . She had no Idea what happened last night and didn't really bother to look for her precious Light-kun, hell she forgot about him the second she saw her bottle of nailpolish; she wanted her nails to dry first.
(L)
Ignoring Misa's question, I backed away from Light a little. He brandished his bottle of Sake like a weapon at my face.
"This is exacitically where you are gowing to dye! I will defiantly kill you at any price"
(Author)
What Light meant was: "This is exactly where you are going to die! I will definatly kill you at any cost!" L probably figured it out the minute he heard what Light was trying to say.
He was too high to do or say anything right. L took responibility of Light's weird behavior and decided to do somehting he loved doing to Light, especially when he was furious but stoic at the same time... L decided to punch Light right in his face. A redish bruise formed on Lights face as he sniffled and cried.
(L)
This was inexpected... Light sat on the floor and cried as the red bruise I gave him turned a kind of purple.
"I'm sorry but I had to do that in order for you to calm down"
Light's beady eyes looked into mine... he was clearly very upset and hurt about what just happened.
"You are bean..."
I slid down form the bed and sat down next to him
"You were probably trying to say 'mean'. Sorry again..."
He wiped his eyes with his sleeves.
(Author)
As light wiped his tear stained face he peaked through a sleeve and looked up at L. He waited... to surprise him...
"HAH! YOU TOTALLY FELT FOR IT DUMMY! LUPE FIST MODE! HEHEHE!!!"