Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any characters associated with the show.
Warning: The following story contains; Drug usage, alcohol consumption, self inflicted harm, severe language, sexual content, yaoi, and abuse.
Note: This is an adaption from a Kingdom Hearts series I wrote called Monster, and The Lovely. If you enjoy this I urge you to take a look at those. That series, and this one, are very vulgar. They contain all of thee above and if any offend you I ask for you to read a different story, or take a look at some of my others, thank you.
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DemOn
Bonnie & Clyde
So delicious.
With something like this running through my veins.
I could probably fuck myself.
Can you hear that?
Your doorbells ringing.
Its your dealer.
I turn over, I see the sun shining in through the window.
I'm bare ass naked.
As a hairless cat.
It happened.
And I have those delicious memories in my head, to fast me over until the next time.
And there shouldn't be a next time.
I vowed to never do such things again.
And I took the bitches drugs, shot up. And got some dick.
And I liked it.
The two fuck ups are no where in sight.
Nope, can't find them.
I get my aching bones out of bed. And I dress myself.
My hair is really a hot mess.
Slam.
Slam.
Slam.
Slam.
God damn it.
The five-0 is at my door.
Its going down like Australia.
I'm going to jail.
I reluctantly answer the door.
There is no gun pointed at my face.
Sweet.
Go figure, guess who got picked up?
Bonnie & Clyde.
Booked for intention to purchase narcotics.
Oh dear.
Oh snaps.
"I'll be right down, however, does bail need to be posted?"
"Yes sir."
Can't I just tease?
"Whats it set at?"
"1,000 a piece."
So I reply the best I can.
I have the best idea.
"Its not a two for one package right?" I smirked at the officers.
I go to the front desk of the jail, I posted my bail for one person, and one person only. My anti-drug.
My life.
Naruto walked around the corner, he was livid.
Not a word was spoken between the two of us.
I know he was pissed.
Fucking pissed.
If only he knew my true intentions.
Bonnie got shot.
And I have Clyde.
"Why are you angry?" I finally broke the deadly silence.
"Why would you bail just one of us out, shes my girlfriend?" He spat in return.
"Why would you try to buy crack in the daylight?"
"That's not funny." He grumbled.
DemOn
"Its calling again, isn't it?" I ask.
I can see the sweat.
"You're in for a long road of truth asshole." I shout.
"What are you going to do about it?" He clenches in pain, the withdrawals spin through his blood.
"Keep your fucking ass out of jail." I smirk and yell.
"You want this, don't you?"
"Yes, and then maybe you won't wind up next to Sakura again."
"And maybe I want to be with her?" He looked over to me.
"There was reluctance in your voice." I sensed.
I don't think he wants to be like he is. He's so brilliant, and he doesn't act the part.
He acts a fool.
He's always been so bullheaded.
And I fucking hate it.
I want him.
I need him.
I love him.
DemOn
But is there really only one way to have him?
DemOn
We can fight through this, can't we?
I can heal him, and mend his heart right?
"Why do you want to fuck me so bad?" He asks.
Excuse muah?
"I don't know what your talking about." I responded. My voice broke, and shook.
He's going to know.
"I'm not a fucking queer, just so you know." He states.
You sure didn't mind when we were high.
I just smirked.
Just saying.
"So you think you one hundred percent have to fall in love with a girl?" I ask.
"I don't think I ever said that." He returns.
"But, I don't know if you want to talk about this, but you loved me when we were high." I think I'm getting sad.
"I think I did to, but look at me." He clenches in pain again.
I hate watching this.
I could past that right?
"Are you saying you want help?" I ask, I think I've really done it.
"I might, but what about her?" Naruto asks me.
"There are some people in this world, that just can't be helped."
My name is Sasuke, And I think I'm the Bonnie to his Clyde.
My name is Sasuke, and I'm her worst nightmare.
My name is Sasuke.
And I'll be her
DemOn
Authors Note: So, this story isn't really turning out like I'd hope. I guess using the Naruto characters in such a vulgar way just doesn't fancy the kids. But lets try to turn this around, think it can happen?
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