Gregor Interview

Announcer: Welcome back to another episode of The Late Nightly Show with Hamnet featuring your new favorite late night talk show personality… Haaaaamnet! And here he is right now!

*Audience applauses. Hamnet comes running onto stage. He runs up to the microphone and grabs a glass of scotch from a stool nearby.

Hamnet: Hello everybody, you're so lucky. We have- *audience roars* Calm down now. We have today a fan favori- *audience roars* Come on, be more mature. We have been graced with the main chara- *audience roars* Grrrrr… Gregor.

*Hamnet goes over to his chair and takes a seat while sipping his scotch. Gregor walks in wearing pants that are sagging and a black sweatshirt with his hood on. He takes a seat on the couch. The audience applauds.

Hamnet: My god, what's happened to you!

Gregor: Pfft, I don't know…

Hamnet: I mean you used to be so cute running around with your little sword wearing your little clothes slaying every little thing that moved just like all normal twelve year olds did. I mean whoa, you really changed!

Gregor: What wa' ya 'spectin, a little boy?

Hamnet: Well not exactly but it looks like things have gone downhill for you. I mean this must seem like a pretty dramatic change. So anyways Gregor what-

Gregor: Don't call me that!

Hamnet: Then what do I call you?

Gregor: People call me Gangsta Pimp now, 'cause all the fan fics I'm in make me a total badass and nothing like the real Gregor was in TUC. It's like I was pfft… lost in translation or somethin'.

Hamnet: So anyways Gregor-

Gregor: It's Gangsta Pimp!

Hamnet: Right… So Gr- Gangsta Pimp, what have you been doing lately, besides losing every little drop of innocence?

Gregor: Pfft… I don't know. Badass things like stealing stuff, smoking pot, having sex, murderin' peepz, stuff like that.

Hamnet: Honestly I should have guessed. So anyways, I was thinking that-

Gregor: You know, my peepz also call me Romeo, 'cause I'm always makin' out with Luxa and sleepin' wiz her and stuff like that. Ya' know, I'm like full fillin' the fan fic's author's sexual fantasies and shit. I'm like their pfft… play thing or somethin'.

Hamnet: You know what, I hate what generic fan fic authors do to you Gregor * Gregor opens hismouth* I mean Gangsta Pimp. It's ridiculous! I rather you have no personality what so ever then have one that makes no sense!

Gregor: Oh yeahz, yo'z outburst reminded me tha' Luxa also callz me uhmmm…. When we makin' love she uhmmm… callz me… What was I sayin' again?

Hamnet: *gasps for air* When you make love to Luxa she calls you…

Gregor: Oh yeahz… she callz me Sugar Di-

Hamnet: Whoa, whoa, whoa Gregor! This is already a borderline T rated fic, let's not make it into an M fic because then only who will read it are people intentionally searching for M rated fics and no one will ever see it! (Because you know the more people who read this fic the more reviews… :p)

Gregor: Ya' know I kinda like my mainstream fan fic image…

Hamnet: Okay, The Late Nightly Show is now intervening with all generic and highly stupid Gregors that are suffering from their bad author's terrible writing skills and inept ability to relate their Gregor to the real Gregor. Gregors are not suppose to be totally badass or full fill your wildest sexual fantasies. Suzanne Collins would never have done this, she just made Gregor slightly badass and just kiss, nothing more. So The Late Nightly Show has decided to intervene by starting up a foundation that if you donate a review, we save a generic fan fic Gregor like the one on the show. And if you don't, we kill one. So remember, review! Bye and have a really great time!

It's Over!

Author's note: Yeah, it may seem like there were a lot of sexual and other inappropriate jokes, they really weren't for that purpose. It was more making fun of generic and stupid fan fic authors/ generic and stupid stories/ and generic and stupid Gregors. I don't usually make jokes like that. And BTW, if this fic does well then there will be a surprise in the future, and I'm giving one big hint: Parody. But don't worry; I'll still continue this fic as well.