OK! so basically I was on a kinkmeme... and I saw this little gem.
I knew it was too late to write for it, but the idea wouldn't stop annoying me, so I wrote it =D
like always, I do not own, don't sue. I need the money. I'm a poor student.
RATED FOR THE LEMONS IN THE LATER CHAPTERSSSSSSS
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNNNEEEEDDD
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Everything seemed pretty normal. No one was being particularly annoying, nothing extremely actiony was going on.
In short, it was boring. Considering there was never nothing going on, everyone was a bit on edge, waiting in the calm before the storm.
Although there was one strange thing. The commander had suddenly excused himself 15 minutes ago and had not come back. This little fact was starting to gnaw at Kirks mind. Where the hell was he?
His eyes shifted quickly to the door as McCoy walked onto the bridge.
"Jim, can I see you for a moment."
Kirked pushed out of his chair. "Yeah... Sulu, take command."
The two men walked off the bridge for some privacy. "Hey Bones. Thanks for getting me out of there. I was contemplating attacking something just to have something to do."
McCoy rolled his eyes. "As much as I would have loved for this conversation to be purely about keeping you from doing something stupid, there is an actual reason I called you here. It's pertaining to Spock."
Kirk straightened slightly. "Is he alright?"
"Well, he really didn't want anyone outside of me to know, but I convinced him it was 'logical' to at least tell you since you are the Captain." Bones took a deep breath. "How much do you know about Pon Farr?"
Kirks eyes widened. "I'm... familiar with it. I took some time to read up on certain aspects of the biology of Vulcans." He smirked. "Obviously the chapter interested me."
Bones rolled his eyes. "Of course it would..." then he mumbled something about 'the only textbooks he reads' before looking back up. "I'm sure you only read the big picture so you know his options and what happens if he doesn't do them."
"There were things other than sex?"
Bones mentally face palmed. "Yes. Your commander has decided to meditate it out. He will need time though. Alone."
Kirk sighed. "Well that's not fun..." He looked up. "Fine. I'm sure that if you approved it should be ok. I just don't want my Commander dying on me. No matter how badly I would love to sneak a peek at that uptight space elf horny..." He laughed, patting the doctor on the back. "Alright. I'll let everyone know to stay away from Spock. I'll make some illness up. See ya later!"
He turned and walked away, leaving the doctor shaking his head before he returned to the medical bridge.
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I... I have the song stuck in my head XD
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