So, due to a request it looks like I might be doing some more of these things. Guess it'll become a mini series or something. They aren't really connected to each other just little ideas I got when I read the prompts. Everyone can thank bklyangel for this, since it was her that sicced the plot bunnies on me... Hopefully I'll live through it.

Title: Five and one: Naked

Or 5 Times Parker has walked in on Eliot naked and the one time she joined him.

Author: AyLee Cambell

Warnings: Not Beta'd

Disclaimer: Don't own them, but if I asked all nice do you think they'd give them to me?

Rating: PG-13

Requested by bklyangel

5 times Parker's walked in on Eliot naked.

1. Zip line

"What the hell is Parker doing?" Eliot demands as he comes storming out of his office, pulling a shirt over his head.

It's dark outside but the whole team is still there for some reason. They are in between jobs at the moment and are bored out of their minds while waiting for Nate to pick a new client, and they can't seem to bring themselves to leave yet. There was talk of a movie night.

Sophie looked up from her magazine and looked up at Eliot. "I don't really know. She said she was going to practice and I haven't seen her for about an hour. She said to call when we started the popcorn. Why?"

"Because she just stopped outside my window a few minutes ago. Outside my window. While I was changing." Eliot said and Sophie started laughing.

"Poor Parker, she probably didn't expect that." She said.

"I'd feel a little sorry for her if she didn't stay out there for five minutes while I grabbed my pants." Eliot growled out, crossing his arms.

Sophie laughed harder. "Well are you sure she wasn't too shocked to get back up to the roof?"

2. Shower

The race back to their hotel room had been a close one. He'd barely gotten the advantage and dodged into the room and locked the door before there was someone banging on it. He knew the lock wouldn't hold her for very long but he was hoping that she'd take the clue and wait.

He had won the race to the shower so he deserved to use it first. Even if he had cheated slightly when he pushed the bellhop into her path.

So he was relieved when it went quiet on the other side of the door and relaxed into the water as he started to scrub himself clean. He still couldn't believe he'd been the one to share a room with Parker. Even if it was for the sake of appearance for this job.

He should have known better though, because after a moment or two of silence there was a click and Parker was inside the bathroom, having picked the lock.

She came into the room, closing the door behind her, and sat on the toilet and stared at him.

"What?" He asked, slightly irritated. The shower curtain was a clear sheet of plastic that might as well have not been there.

"Are you done yet?" She demanded, glaring up at him and crossing her arms, covered in dirt and mud.

"NO! Now get out of here!" He demanded, going to shampoo his hair.

Parker shook her head. "Nope, you'll take longer if I leave and I want my turn now."

"PARKER! Get out! Don't make me throw the shampoo at you." He threatens through clenched teeth. All he wanted was a shower.

"Fine, but you better be quick or I'm coming back in!" Parker says while leaving.

3. Spill

Parker is the only other person in the office and he's almost sure he can get back to his office without being seen when she steps out of the break room and looks at him.

As soon as she sees him she smirks and her eyes almost start gleaming from the amusement he just knows she's feeling.

"What happened to you?" She demands, trying not to laugh.

"Don't even start Parker." He tells her, not quite ready to give up what little dignity he feels he has left. In a different kind of situation he wouldn't be so self conscious, but the circumstances behind this one make his ego almost non-existent.

"Hey don't even blame this one on me. I'm not the one running around here naked." She tells him.

Eliot Sighs, pretty sure he's never going to hear the end of it. "I'm not running around naked." He tells her, hoping she'll just ignore everything and go away.

Parker eyes him up and down slowly, eyes pausing long enough that he wants to snap his fingers and say 'eyes up here' but he doesn't. No need to make a bigger deal out of this than what's already happening. Maybe he'll even be able to fool her into thinking he doesn't have a problem with standing there naked in front of her.

"You're naked." She states, as if he hadn't noticed. But than, he had just told her he wasn't running around naked so maybe she thought he needed it pointed out to him.

"I'm not running." He states, with as much dignity as he can muster.

"Okay, walking around here naked. Sorry." She tells him than goes to step around him. "It's your business, not mine."

"It was an accident." He tells her, following behind her. He wants to make it clear that it wasn't on purpose. He doesn't go running around places naked for fun.

"What like all your clothes mysteriously dissolved?" Parker asks as she stops outside her office and looks at him, trying to keep her eyes on his face but failing every few minutes.

"Funny. More like I was working on something and spilled. The chemicals involved are ones you don't want on your skin so I had to get them off fast. I was just looking for something else when you saw me." He explains and hopes she accepts it. It's the truth but even he would have a hard time buying that.

"Whatever floats your boat, Sparky." She tells him and winks before going into her office.

"Parker!" He barks, following her in.

"Don't worry, I believe you." She says and adds, "Really." When he looks at her with narrowed eyes. Than smiling she looks him up and down again and sighs. "Or at least if I don't I wont tell the others."

"Good enough." He tells her and crosses his arms. He's almost forgotten that he's naked since Parker hasn't reacted like other people would have. Except for the glances every now and then that lasted longer than normal anyway.

"Good, now if you get dressed I'll help you erase the camera's before Hardison can see them." Parker tells him and watches him pale a little and speed to his office.

She smirks as he leaves. The back view is as good as the front. Well, maybe not better, but just as good.

4. On painkillers

Everyone is holed up in the hotel suite that they are all sharing. Their latest job didn't go exactly to plan. Instead Hardison ended up with a broken foot and Eliot had been given some kind of drug.

"What kind of drug was it that they gave Eliot?" Parker asks as she comes back from taking Eliot something to eat. She's wiping what appears to be salt and grease from her shirt and grimacing slightly. Some of the fries must have gotten on her or something.

Sophie and Nate exchange a look before looking at Parker. "We're not to sure, but they swore it wasn't dangerous to him. Why?" Nate asks and Parker looks at him.

"Because when I went in there he started singing "I'm too sexy" and started stripping down. He wouldn't let me leave until he was finished." She told them and both looked to the room Eliot was staying in.

"Oh dear." Sophie said, somewhere between laughing and concern.

Nate just shook his head and rubbed his face. "Sorry Parker, but you're on Eliot duty for the rest of the night."

Parker just sighed and picked up a new shirt before heading back towards his room. The things she had to do…

5. Having Sex

All you could hear from inside the room were a mixture of slightly odd sounds. If you didn't know what was going on in there you might wonder what the hell any of it was. If you did know what was going on, if you were normal anyway, you'd probably blush and back away silently.

Unfortunately for all involved, Parker was not normal.

"Don't you think you're being just a little unrealistic?" Parker asks, shocking the two almost naked adults on the bed. "I mean, even I can see she's not that flexible."

"Parker." Eliot growls, glaring at the spot he thinks she is because that's where he heard her voice coming from. "In the kitchen, now!"

Pouting, Parker turns to leave. "This wasn't my idea." She reminds him as she walks out.

Eliot bangs his head against the wall. He had forgotten he'd asked Parker to come over. He had needed her help with something but than he'd gotten distracted and forgotten.

"You could have knocked!" He yelled, knowing she'd hear him.

"You could have called!" She yelled back.

"Who is that?" The woman he was mostly naked with asked, not happy.

Eliot grimaced. How exactly was he going to explain this?

"Betty-"

"It's Betsy." She said shortly and rolled out of bed and started grabbing her clothes.

Eliot winced.

This was not going to end well.

And the one time she joined him.

Sauna

It happened, believe it or not, at the gym. It was late and no one else was around. They both had the gym membership that Hardison had hacked for them awhile ago. Neither had known that the other one was there until Parker walked into the sauna.

Parker froze, hand gripping the towel wrapped around her as she looked at the barely toweled Eliot who was already sitting in the sauna.

It wasn't too unusual for them to sometimes hang out away from work but most of the time that was planned and now she was a little unsure how to react. They didn't run into each other too often during their "private normal lives" so it was a little new.

Eliot looked at her, saw the slightly confused and unsure look on her face and smirked. Making a decision he decides to say something.

"In or out."

"What?" Parker asked, looking at him.

"In or out Parker. Get in or get out, but pick one and close the door."

Parker was a little unsure about what his look suddenly meant. She felt like a painting would feel with her staring at it. The feeling was a little odd.

"What happens if I pick in?" She asks, she wants to know her options.

Eliot moves a little and drops his towel.

"Oh." Parker says and studies him for a moment. Watching a few drops of sweat make their way down his chest and lower.

"I can live with that." She says and closes the door as she comes further into the sauna, dropping her towel as she comes closer.

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