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#3 What if Roger fell for Haley
Well let's try this.
It was another boring day for Roger, he had taken to drinking his own alcohol more than usual. Haley was the only one who came up here lately. He downed another shot of whisky and channel surfed. Even trash TV was crap lately. Hayley came upstairs and sat down on a stool. Rogers's heart skipped a beat as she smiled at him.
'How's my best customer today?" asked roger, switching off the TV and polishing a glass.
"not so well." Said Hayley.
"what's wrong?" asked roger mixing Hayley a martini
"Jeff's such a wimp! He's no challenge for me! It's all so frustrating." Admitted Hayley taking the martini.
"So dump his ass and find someone else!" suggested Roger
"I did but I haven't found anyone else yet." Said Hayley running her finger around the rim of her glass. "Thanks for the martini"
Hayley left looking sadder than usual. Roger sighed as he walked away.
"Wish she would find me." Muttered Roger pouring himself another shot of whisky.
"What are you talking about?" asked Klaus who was floating in his fishbowl on the counter.
"Oh nothing." Sighed Roger cleaning his glass.
Well that was short and sweet, kinda depressing. Ah well, lets continue shall we?