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#4 What if Haley fell for Roger?
"Damit Jeff! You agree with everything I say. I never want to see you again!" shouted Hayley slamming the door in Jeff's face.
"Good choice babe, you can do better." Said Jeff through the door.
"Rough day with the stoner?" asked roger flipping through the TV channels.
"The guy has no backbone!" said Haley sitting down.
"Well he's human." Said roger putting on Dynasty
"Is that supposed to mean something?" demanded Haley.
"No nothing at all." Replied Roger
"Uhhh you too! No fight." Said Hayley
"You're a bitch! See kitty can scratch." Said Roger leaning back on the couch. They sat in silence for a while listening to Dynasty.
"Roger could you…" started Haley.
"Make you feel better about dumping Jeff?" asked roger cutting her off.
"I was going to say make me a drink, but ok!" Said Haley
"Ok first of all he deserved it! He had it coming!" said roger turning to Haley
"I thought you meant………" said Haley
"Oh………We could do that!" said roger. They ran up to the attic and locked the door.
That was good! Not really but it was fun!!!!!