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#5 What if Steve was gay?

We all know it would never happen but I'm using my super amazing powers to make it happen! Haha let's cue the gay cal………………NOW!!

"Stan could you get the phone?" called Francine from upstairs.

"Damit Francine! Do I have to do everything around here?" complained Stan reaching for the phone. "Hello?"

"Hello, Stan Smith? This is Steve's principle calling. Steve is in a lot of trouble." Said the principle.

"What did he do?" asked Stan impatiently.

"You and your wife should come and pick him up." Replied the principle.

-----------------------------------------At School-------------------------------------------------------

"This better be good." Said Stan sitting down in the principles office.

"Your son skipped French and we caught him hiding in the showers in the locker room." Explained the principle.

"So? Just give him detention or something." Suggested Stan

"The boy's locker room, Mr. Smith." Said the principle. A stunned silence settled over the room and all eyes turned to Steve who was blushing and staring at his feet.

"how could you mix up the boys and girls locker rooms!?" demanded Stan

"I didn't." mumbled Steve turning redder

"Well of course you did! Why else would you………………….ooooooooh." said Stan.

"Steve, honey let's go home." Said Francine getting up and placing her hand on Steve's shoulder.

'you get in that car and I don't want to here a word out of you!" shouted Stan angrily getting up and storming out the door. They all got in the car and started heading home.

"Dad…….I….." started Steve.

"Dad nothing! We're sending you to straight camp!" shouted Stan

"But." Complained Steve

"No buts! I will not have a gay son!" said Stan

"Now Stan…"said Francine

"No Francine! Nothing you say will change my mind." Said Stan, they pulled up to a bus station and pushed Steve out of the car.

"Don't come back till your straight!" shouted Stan while driving off.

------------------------------------------------- 4 months later-----------------------------------------

"I'm back!" called Steve bursting through the front door.

"Hey Steve's back! Son did you get that little "problem" sorted out?" asked Stan while Francine hugged Steve.

"I sure did!" replied Steve

"That's my boy." Said Stan proudly.

------------------------------------------------- Later that night ---------------------------------------

Steve and Roger headed up to the attic to watch Dynasty.

"So where are you going to get your fix without Stan finding out?" asked Roger

"You I'm hoping." Replied Steve smiling.

"Me?" asked Roger

"Yeah, hopefully. How much is it going to cost me?" asked Steve

"white trash food." Replied Roger

"I only have a twinkie right now. Can I get the rest to you later?" said Steve

"Fine but only because I like you, and it's been 4 months."

MWAHAHA it was Rogers fault! Lol I love this pairing. Please Review.