Hey! I'm really sorry you had to wait so long for such a pitifully short chapter. I've been sick (probably because of camp) so it took me a little longer to update. This chapter is sort of like a filler- getting all the intros out of the way. Also, I wanted to update before i got my head virtually ripped off for procrastinating!
DISCLAIMER: I know, you don't have to rub it in...
When the foursome stepped out of the car, several things happened at once. A flash of yellow and orange whizzed by and tackled Sakura, knocking her to the ground. In the same instant, a brown- haired boy, a little taller than Klaus, rushed out of the house at the sound of the car pulling in. The boy tripped over a potted plant, rolled down the front steps and tumbled into Klaus, who fell on top of Sakura and the mysterious blob. On the way down, the two boys knocked Violet into a taller figure off to the side, who had dropped the little orange book he had been immersed in. This left five people on the ground, all shrieking with surprise at being knocked on top of one another. Sunny was still laughing when Sakura finally righted herself and retrieved the giggling baby from her car seat.
"Sakura-chan, we were supposed to train today, remember!" the blob, now identified as a blonde boy in an orange and black jacket and orange pants, yelled. "Kakashi-sensei and I came over here to get you, but you weren't home!"
"Chill, Naruto. I just went to pick up my new siblings."
"NANI?! (1) HOW DID YOU END UP WITH NEW SIBLINGS THIS OLD?!"
"My parents just adopted them. Their mother was from a branch of the Harunos who emigrated a few hundred years ago. An American banker managed to track down my father and tell him that their parents died. Tou-san (2) isn't one to abandon family, and he and Kaa-san recently (3) got custody. I was the only one free to pick them up today. Besides, no one ever told me that we were training today."
"Really? I thought I told you… oh, well."
Through this entire exchange, the Baudelaires just stood awkwardly to the side, each wondering who the heck this blonde guy was and why he seemed to love orange so much.
"Erm…" Heads turned in the direction of the orphans.
"Oh, sorry! This blonde idiot here is Naruto; he's one of my teammates. The shortie is my- our brother, Masanori, and the guy with the mask is Kakashi, my other teammate. Guys, this is Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire. Now, let's get inside before we all accidentally kill each other, okay?
(1)Nani- What
(2)Tou-san- Dad
(3)Kaa-san- Mom
Press the button, you know you want to... Pretty please? Also, many thanks to my awesome Beta, demonalchemist5, for... well... being an awesome Beta. I'll update soon. (If I get reviews!)