Midnite's dark and twisted mind came up with a really fast plan of what they'd do to each and every one of the shinobi on her list. Starting with Kankuro.
She and Gaara sneaked quietly into Kankuro's room and Midnite took out her box of spiders. She spilled them onto Kankuro's clothes and let them crawl all over the closet.
Gaara quietly took out all of Kankuro's underwear and super-glued them all over the house. Some in the fridge, some on the table, in the hall, and on the stairs.
Oh look, I found something even better to make Kankuro miserable!
Midnite had opened a drawer at the bottome of Kankuro's desk and in there were love letters to Sakura and lots of other girls. She smirked.
She passed half of the stack and she started with pasting them all over the house. Pushing chakra to her feet she placed some on the ceiling too.
Gaara smirked after reading the papers in his hand. Kankuro will be so pissed and embaressed. I might actually enjoy this.
"Mission Kankuro complete." Midnite whispered to Gaara and the two left the house.
Hmm…is she coming? Gaara wondered, he was standing on the roof with a bunch of supplies in his arms. The moon was out shining brightly in the sky.
He heard someone land almost silently on the roof beside him.
"Let's go."
Jumping with absolute silence Gaara and Midnite made their way over Neji's house. They knew they had to get their pranks done by tonight.
They finally got there, the stars were shining brightly in the sky.
Gaara noticed that Midnite looked up into the sky, he couldn't read her expression from behind her sunglasses.
He sent his hand forward and unlocked Neji's window. Time to get to work.
Midnite got her bottles of honey and squeezed their contents on and around Neji's head and pillow.
Gaara started hanging dead cockroaches all over Neji's room. He placed an extra large one right in front of Neji's face. He then placed a camera (A/N I know they don't have camera's but just live with it okay?) on top of Neji's dresser. He had done the same for Kankuro too.
Midnite set up the trip wires that would set off the camera.
Perfect.
They took off to find their next victim.
Midnite was standing silently in Kiba's window, watching Gaara place pictures of cats all over Kiba's bedroom.
This will be hilarious. Midnite smirked knowing that this was a great idea.
She went on to Kiba's bedroom door to set trip wires that would send him catapulting down the stairs.
Gaara added his finishing touch, placing a big scary stuffed cat in front of Akamaru's face.
He looked over at Midnite and smirked, she grinned evilly right back.
Sasuke will never know what hit him.
Midnite had stolen her sister's make up kit and was starting with pampering Sasuke's face. Gaara smirked knowing that the girl had no idea what she was doing, that was the point.
Midnite scribbled bright red lipstick on Sasuke's face and put on purple and pick eyeliner. She then finished off with a shimmer of blush.
She then tied his hair into cute little pig tails sticking out form the side of his head.
Gaara put the horn next to Sasuke's face, setting it on timer to wake Sasuke up in time for his picture. He grinned.
I always thought that Sasuke looked a bit like a girl.
Midnite and Gaara split up to get into Ino, Sakura, and Tenten's rooms.
Midnite set up the camera's and in every one of the girls rooms there was a letter that hung in front of their faces.
It read:
Ino/Sakura/Tenten
I hate all of you. You're so ugly you make my eyes bleed. Stop being losers and leave me along.
Sasuke.
Haha. They will totally freak out.
Midnite went to Shino's bedroom, masking her chakra so his bugs wouldn't get to her. In her arm she held a bundle of clothes and superglue.
With Gaara's help she got Shino into a girly outfit. Consisting of a black tube top and a white mini skirt.
She then superglued the edges of the fabric to his skin.
I don't even know if this wears off or not.
Gaara sighed knowing what Midnite was thinking. She just smirked and jumped out the window and he followed closely behind.
Next was Kakashi's room. Gaara was lugging a huge bottle of oil on his back and Midnite had a bunch of tape and glue in her hands.
Kakashi was sleeping soundly in his bed, 4 appendages in each corner of the massive mattress.
Gaara poured the bottle of oil over Kakashi's hair making it flatten, he was sure it would stay that way for the next week or so. He was careful not to wake the jounin.
Midnite set on tearing out pages of Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradis books. She pasted all of the pages onto the walls of the room. She then glued the remaining pages of the Icha Icha Paradise books together making sure that he wouldn't be able to open it.
She tossed the ripped out pages all around the room and pasting the special edition pages to the ceiling.
Gaara shook his head. Kakashi is going to freak.
Midnite and Gaara didn't have much time left and they had to get ready to listen to everyone's screams.
In Shikamaru's room they placed 100 alarm clocks all around his bed and on his bed. That would totally wake him up.
In Chouji's room they took out all of his snacks and replaced them with broccoli.
Then Midnite and Gaara piled Asuma, Kurenai, Gai, Naruto, and Rock Lee all on the same bed. Making sure that they were in very awkward positions.
They waited for the sun to rise.
It was time.
1…2…3…Now!
At exactly 7 in the morning everyone woke up and….screamed.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" Could be heard through out Suna.
Midnite and Gaara sat on the roof watching the camera's go off. They smirked and Gaara even let out a chuckle.
What happened during that morning? Let's find out.
Kakashi woke up to see his favorite manga in tatters all around his room. He screamed as loud as he could and passed out. Woke up again and started crying trying to pick up the remains of his precious books. He felt his hair and fainted once again.
Sasuke woke up to see a mirror in his face. In the mirror was…his face. The Sasuke Uchiha actually screamed upon seeing his hair and his face. It was horrifying. Trying to scrub off the make-up he quickly found out that it was permanent for quiet a while.
Kankuro woke up to have his underwear hanging in his face and spiders crawling up his body. He opened his mouth wide and let out a girly shriek. Then started to run around the room as if his pants were on fire screaming Spider!!!!! He ran out the door and froze. His love letters were sitting peacefully along the house. He went tumbling down the stairs.
Kiba and Akamaru woke up to find a cat in his face. He shrieked in horror and ran out the door only to trip on a wire and fall face first down the stair. He ended up in a heap along with Kankuro.
Neji awoke to a sticky feeling on his head. He reached his hand up blearily to comb his fingers through his precious hair and shot straight upright. Then dangling in his face was a huge cockroach. The Hyuuga prodigy starting screaming at the top of his lungs.
Triplet screams could be heard throughout Suna as the girls cried for their precious Sasuke-kun.
Shino woke up in the most peculiar clothes. He noticed it was a tube top and desperately tried to yank it off. It was superglued to his skin. Shino screamed.
Shikamaru was blasted out of bed by the loudes alarm clock he ever heard. He ran around his room screaming trying to find the off button to all of the 100 clocks.
Chouji woke up and smelled broccoli. He bellowed and fainted.
Asuma, Kurenai, Gai, Naruto, and Rock Lee all woke up…in the same bed. Asuma and Kurenai screamed, Gai and Rock Lee started shouting about their youth, and Naruto just shrieked like a banshee.
None of them noticed the camera's in their room go off or the two figures that went into their room to collect the photos.
Gaara and Midnite chuckled darkly over the pictures they had just captured. In every one of the picture the shinobi looked horrified and had their mouths hanging open.
It was ..
Gaara and Midnite awaited the arrival of their friends.
As the crowd of embaressed, horrified, and pissed shinobi made their way over to Gaara and Midnite they noticed something weird.
Gaara and Midnite were on the ground, chuckling evilly. They had the biggest smirks on their faces and were turning red with amusement.
"What! How come you're not like this?" All of the shinobi shouted. Kakashi and his floppy hair, Sasuke and his make up, Neji and his sticky hair, Kankuro and his love letters, Sakura Ino and Tenten with their Sasuke notes, Shino with his girl clothes, Kiba and his cats, Shikamaru and his ringing ears, Chouji without food, Asuma, Kurenai, Gai, Lee, and Naruto with horror struck faces.
Gaara and Midnite lost it, they started rolling on the ground chuckling menacingly. As if there was something they were missing. They then stood up and threw the pictures that they had at the dumbstruck shinobi.
They took one look and screamed. Gaara and Midnite stood smirking widely.
They turned to Gaara and Midnite with murder in their eyes.
"Get them!" Ino yelled.
"We have copies." Midnite half hissed and half sung.
With that the two "enemy" shinobi took off.
Suna did notice the herd of misfit shinobi creating a stampede in the middle of town chasing the other two shinobi.
Gawd. That was damn hilarious. Both Gaara and Midnite smirked.
When it became clear that Gaara and Midnite could not be captured they just gave up and miserably trudged to the training grounds.
"Hey you gu-…uh…what happened to you?" Marikosa asked.
"Ask your sister." They all deadpanned.
"Oh no. Not again Midnite!" Marikosa shouted loudly.
"oh my Sasuke don't you look pretty?" Marikosa giggled.
"Oh be quiet." Sasuke muttered, a pout forming on his face.
"We were just getting a good laugh." Gaara stated matter-of-factly.
The other shinobi were about to argue when all of a sudden they felt a 100 chakra signatures closing in on them.
They pulled out their weapons.
"Who are you? Show your selves." Gaara hissed angrily.
"Mist Shinobi." Midnite grinded her teeth, taking out her Kusoyome.
The lead shinobi stepped out of the trees. "Ah. So you are the legendary Ninja of the Shadows our clan is talking about. Your sister is here too, Ninja of the Light." He spoke.
Everyone turned to look at Marikosa with questioning looks in their eyes. She just shook her head.
"I will beat all of you to a bloody pulp. By myself." Midnite snarled.
"I'll help you." Gaara stated.
"No! You won't." Midnite turned to glare at Gaara.
"You won't fight alone Midnite. I will fight along side you. Remember the old days? Sister Nin of the Dark and Light. Come on it'll be good practice." Marikosa chided and she gave the mist nin an evil smirk.
Everyone was surprised to see sweet little Marikosa turn to look dangerous in just a flash.
"Stand back everyone let us do the job." Marikosa announced, watching the leaf and sand shinobi back up into the trees.
"Be careful." Sasuke said quietly.
"I will." Marikosa smiled softly up at Sasuke.
"I have heard a bit about your past. Your clan was weak being destroyed by the fire." The mist shinobi laughed.
Everyone saw that this was a dangerous trigger for the sister's. Immediately the field was filled with a dangerous killing intent.
The mist shinobi and the leaf and sand shinobi both gasped, the intent alone sent shivers down their backs.
They have both been holding back on us. This isn't even close to their full potential but it seems like they were just playing with us lightly during the fight where Midnite had nearly killed all of us. They are showing more of their power.
Kakashi looked on with interest. Midnite once again had black chakra twisting over her body and she looked like a dark angel. Marikosa had a white chakra churning around her body in a perfect circle. Their animals were behind them ready for the attack.
"Go!" The sister's yelled.
Midnite's raging shadow animals immediately ripped out the souls of those whom were standing in her way. Marikosa's animals had tortured the minds of those who threatened her.
Midnite started doing handsigns at a lightning face speed. "Dark!" she yelled
Marikosa started doing her handsigns. "Light!" she yelled.
"Sky style Chakra Restraint jutsu!' They yelled in sync.
Ah so this is their power as sisters. Chakra jutsu's, they are more powerful than I thought. Kakashi thought.
Immediately the mist shinobi started looking nervous they weren't able to use their jutsus since their chakra was being leashed by the sisters. Relying on their taijutsu the didn't stand a chance.
"Starlight style Midnight Soul Jutsu!" Midnite yelled as her Kusoyome was brought down on the unsuspecting mist shinobi.
Tortured screams filled the air and all of the leaf shinobi cringed at the sound.
"Light style: Glowing Coffin Jutsu!" Marikosa yelled slicing her Tasuyome through the air.
They watched as a glowing light engulfed 10 mist shinobi and their horrified shrieks filled the air once again.
"Sky style Sky Wipeout Jutsu!" the sister's yelled at the same time.
The field was filled with a kind of light part dark part light. The shinobi opened their eyes to see Marikosa and Midnite standing next to the corpses of all the mist shinobi.
Their eyes were wide as they took in the sight. All of the mist shinobi who were once standing were now ashes.
Now I can see the difference in the two. Marikosa strictly feeds of the good and light. Midnite feeds of the shadows and the darkness. They are sisters yet totally different. They are two halves of a whole. Kakashi thought watching the sisters.
"Well now that this job is done, who wants to spar with me?" Midnite hissed looking at Kankuro, challenging him.
"Sure thing, emo girl. Let's watch me kick your butt!" Kankuro yelled.
They set off for the training grounds.
"Begin!"
The leaf and sand shinobi watched the fight from the side lines.
Kankuro led his puppet, Crow, and tried to catch Midnite with one of his poison needles. She dodged and disappeared.
He swung around just in time to come face to face with her kantana. He ducked and sent Crow flying at her.
She jumped back and her senbon needles out striking Kankuro. He felt a numbness spread through out his body.
"Tired already baby Kankuro?" Midnite taunted.
"Nope." He answered.
"You're such a loser. Weak!" she snarled.
"Well you're a monster!" He yelled right back.
"You are a moron. You know nothing." She leered at him.
Kankuro was now very pissed and didn't think about what he was saying at all. As Midnite was walking away he called out to her.
"I bet your parents never loved you, you monster! They probably wished that you died and they will never be proud of you!" Kankuro yelled at her, it was the best thing he could come up with.
Marikosa gasped and everyone turned to look at Midnite.
Midnite paused her steps and she jerked like she was being electrocuted. She turned around and her black chakra was twisting dangerously around her.
"How could you?" she whispered in a dangerous and menacing voice.
Then she collapsed to the ground.
"Midnite! No! Kankuro you stupid idiot! How could you!?! Saying something like that!" Marikos screamed and ran up to her sister, tears streaming down her face.
Kankuro stared numbly after her, he felt guilty like he never had before. Then he felt sand wrap around him and lift him up into the air.
Gaara was pissed. Very pissed. He squeezed his fist harder making Kankuro gasp, he felt his ribs break.
"Stupid brother! How can you say such a thing to Midnite!" He hissed dangerously.
He threw Kankuro into a tree and started stalking towards him a menacing glint in his eye.
"No! Gaara don't!" Temari stopped him.
Gaara looked at Temari and gave Kankuro and ice cold glare. He turned on his heel and ran towards Midnite. Everyone was crowded around her.
Kankuro looked up to see Marikosa glowing with a dangerous light in front of him. She glared at him with such hate, he flinched.
"Say that ever again to my sister and I will KILL you!" she hissed quietly.
He gulped and nodded. Sasuke took her away before she could actually strangle him. Midnite was gone, taken away by the medic nin.
Everyone turned to look numbly at each other and made their way to the hospital wondering how Kankuro's words could have hurt such an emotionless shinobi so deeply.