A/N: Got a the banter between Shannon and Matt from their twitters, and decided to use it in the story. I thought it would be funny, cause I was laughing so hard when I read them.
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Chapter Two: Matt Likes Pulp In His Orange Juice
Disclaimer: Don't Own Matt Hardy or any of the Core Group, just my OC.
"Don't you guys have your own houses?" The barely awake brunettes says as she enters the kitchen to the extremely noisy core group that was huddled around the island in the middle of the kitchen.
"Yeah, but seeing the irritated look on your face when I see you in the morning brings joy into my life." The Prince of Punk, Shannon Moore says with a smile, which was quickly wiped off his face as Lindsey smacks him in the back of the head. "What the fuck Linds!! Damn, someone isn't a morning person."
Lindsey sticks her tongue out at Shannon before saying hello to the rest of the group.
"So since you're here at eleven o'clock in the morning, who brought breakfast?" She asks and Jeff hands her the large McDonald's bag filled with food.
"I swear, the last time I checked you guys had houses of your own." Lindsey smiles to herself as Matt comes in the kitchen, giving her a kiss on the head as she continues her search for food. "Morning darling."
She gives a mumbled response as she takes a bite out the sausage biscuit she just opened and begins to listen intently to the banter that had just begun between Matt and Shannon.
"Linds, I hate to say this to you but I think you're going to have to become a lesbian." Lindsay snorts, beginning to choke on her food, from laughter as Shannon continues his statement. "You know he's going in for his sex change soon. But Matt, we had some good times together, but I don't think that we can continue our relationship if you become a chick."
"Shannon you're a homosexual and have been pathetically begging me to be with you, knowing I won't cause I'm straight, plus I got Lindsey. So I think that it's time that you admit the fact you're gay. It's okay, it's 2009. I, nor anyone else, will treat you differently cause you salivate over males genitals." Matt calmly replies with a smirk, looking over at his girlfriend who is bent over, gripping her sides, from laughing so hard.
Gaining control of her laughter, Lindsey begins to speak, "Never mind what I said before, you guys can stay as long as you want." Lindsey says, taking a sip of Matt's orange juice. She pauses for a second, with a wide eyed look suddenly appears on her face before she spits out the drink. "EW! I hate pulp. Who the hell bought this crap?"
"That would be me sweetheart, nothings better than freshly squeezed Orange Juice with pulp in the morning." Matt says with a grin, wrapping his arm around his girlfriend's shoulder as she tries to get the taste out her mouth.
"Lindsey." Shannon interjects, with a pissed off look on his face.
Lindsey looks at the self-proclaimed reject, before she bursts out laughing. "Sorry Shan, I didn't mean to squirt ya." She replies, handing him a paper towel which snatches from her grasp and begins to wipe his face.