A/N: The Matt Fact actually is Matt and Lita are not morning people, but I decided to change it for obvious reasons.
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Chapter Four: Matt and Lindsey are NOT Morning People
Disclaimer: Don't Own Matt Hardy or any of the Core Group, just my OC.
"I hate your friends." Lindsey groans, turning over in the bed ignoring the persistent knocking, ringing of the doorbell, and barking of the dogs.
"I hate em too." Matt agrees, pulling the covers over both of their heads.
The intruders didn't stop, the noises only got louder. Looking at the clock on the nightstand, Lindsey curses realizing what time it is. "It's eight in the fucking morning. Who the fuck is up this early?!?!"
"Babe, just ignore it." Matt mutters into a pillow, not phased by the impromptu wake up call.
"You act like this is normal?" Lindsey, says getting more irritated by the second, due to the early hour and lack of sleep
"Have you seen my family and friends? This is completely normal!" Matt replies.
"Well, aren't you going to do anything about it?" She asks.
Matt yawns before answering the question. "Um. No?"
"And why the hell not? They're your friends."
"Because it's eight in the fucking morning and my friends are idiots. Grasp onto the concept and let them be just that, they'll stop knocking eventually. Now go back to sleep." Matt finishes, watching Lindsey as she gets up from the bed and heads downstairs to answer the door before taking his own advice going back to sleep.
"I swear to god, you are so fucking useless in the morning." She mutters to herself, before opening the door. "WHAT THE-." Lindsey screams, opening the door to see Jeff and Shannon in the doorway covered in mud. It was obvious that for some unknown reason that only made sense to them, they decided to go dirt biking this early in the morning.
"Sorry Hon, I lost my key." Jeff says, seeing the pissed off look on his brother's girlfriend's face.
"Jeff, Shannon. RUN!" She mutters through her clenched teeth, watching the expressions change on the enigma and the rejects face as they slowly back away from a very pissed of Lindsey.
"Um, actually, I think we're going to head over to Shannon's house."
"Good idea." Lindsey says, slamming the door and going upstairs and back into the bedroom. "I fucking hate your friends." She mutters again, getting into the king sized bed and settling next to her boyfriend.
"Mmmm. I know you do, know go back to sleep." Matt mumbles, wrapping his arm her.